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GILDEROY LOCKHART FACTS
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Gorgeous, courageous, powerful, and talented, Gilderoy Lockhart has accumulated millions of fans, produced dozens of books, and accomplished feats no other man or wizard could match. We are here to list those amazing facts.
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Gilderoy Lockhart is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Gilderoy Lockhart.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Gilderoy Lockhart.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Gilderoy Lockhart bites the heads off of DRAGONS.
There is in fact an "I" in Gilderoy, but there is no "team" - not even close.
Gilderoy Lockhart can slam a revolving door.
Gilderoy Lockhart does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer awe of him.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Gilderoy Lockhart.
