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 Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:22 am
Anyone ever actually thought about the word "chatterbox"? Honestly, where did THAT come from, anyway? I understand the chatter, but a box? When are people suddenly called boxes? gonk I don't understand!
This and various other questions require vital answers to sort out our strangest thoughts. This is the thread to answer these questions (anything goes!) and pose your own strange one, such as "Who invented underwear....and why?" I'll go first. biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:26 am
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Chatterbox comes from the ancient tribes that once roamed North America. These indigenous tribes were once rather cube-shaped in nature (the people, not the tribes), so naturally, when one would like to call somebody else an insult, they would call them a "chatterbox", named after the shape of their abnormally shaped body. biggrin
Question:
How can army people find other army people if they're all wearing camo?
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:07 am
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Easy.When a baby that is born is destine to be an army person when they grow up they are born with a sixth sense of seeing clothing made to look like nature.They use this sense when they are on the field or just hanging out with army buddies.Only these people have this amazing gift.
Question:
Why do chickens lay eggs?
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:31 pm
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Cuz Elmo said so...and Elmo is never wrong, except for the time he thought Chuck Norris was better then him and it turned out that Elmo was Chuck Norris.
Question
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:13 am
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You see, woodchucks (depending on both size, gender, and density), each have a specific number of wood, counted in logs, that they can chuck. Males tend to chuck numbers that end in seven, while females favor fours. A young, healthy woodchuck can easily chuck about 14 to 27 logs in the prime of their life, but irregularities do occur.
Woodchuck diagram
NEXT QUESTION!
Why do all superheroes have capes? Isn't it a safety hazard?
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:30 pm
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Superheroes have capes because either 1.) the cape is aerodynamically designed so they when they fly it is easier to do so or if they can't fly 2.) they're sick and tired of being a hero and waiting for the time for that cape to get caught.Yes,my dear child,it is a safety hazard.
Question
How does Derrai come up with all this?
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:20 am
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Derrai thinks of this because he has access to every mind in the world. Every mind to fuel his information...and lots of random crap that he filters out.
Quuueeestion...
Why don't the big bad people in like movies and games just come down and kill the main character, instead of sending weak little guys that end up helping the good guy by dying!?!
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:55 am
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Easy. This is because Chuck Norris ultimately controls every move the baddies make, so they all have to check by him to do anything, especially kill the hero. heart
Question
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a bad guy in the forest with no one around to see it, does he still die?
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:50 pm
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That's a trick question. When Chuck Norris executes the roundhouse kick it's seen through nature because not only does the bad guy die the forest in also in the way therefore it is obliterated as well.
Question
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:53 pm
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The sound of one hand clapping is usually not heard but it sounds almost like a snap.No one can hear this because of the high frequency.But very few people have the highly trained ears to hear it,like me.
Question
If Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers then how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:27 am
Answer:
"A peck is an Imperial and U.S. customary unit of dry volume, equivalent in each of these systems to 8 dry quarts, or 16 dry pints. Two pecks make a kenning (obsolete), and four pecks make a bushel." ~Yahoo Answers
So....Logically Peter Piper, if he did indeed pick A peck of pickled peppers, he must have picked 8 quarts of pickles. Of course, you probably wouldn't measure it that way since when it's pickled, it would be put with liquid to preserve it, but 8 quarts is the dry amount. xd
Question:
Who in the world thought of a toothbrush? I mean really? Who came up with the idea to gather boarhair onto a little stick to put in your mouth to clean your teeth? AND WHAT WAS HIS REASONING?
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