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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:11 pm


so, do you have a funny moment(s) in a server(s)?
then tell us all about it, i know we would all love to hear it 3nodding
you can do anything from headshoting a cloaked spy to something normal like using the, "pow ha-ha" taunt on a teammate, and then them using the explode console command on them selves.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:15 pm


so i was on arena well one time and it was me (a scout) vs another guy (unknown class), and it was just me and him
so while we're fighting in the middle, he backs up and, falls off the platform and dies by the train, it was just epic and funny

another time i was a sniper and there was a sniper, heavy and soldier at the end of our sewer stairs, so what im thinking is that im going to charge at them with my kukri and die, so i do that, the soldier jump out from behind a wall and shoots just above my head, i then hit him with the kukri and he dies, i then kill the sniper which is scoped, then i run down the sewers, turn around and shoot the heavy in the head
lol

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:00 am


Thats all pretty epic xD I'd be laughing on the floor if I could have spectated either of those moments

Right so, I'm just a common noob spy, recharging the cloak and dagger, I see an enemy spy behind our med+heavy team so I uncloak, backstab the spy just before he backstabbed the medic, on my way to our intel room after backstabbing+sapping the engi in our base (trying to spawn lock us huh? not today captain d***o!) I cloak and see a medic+heavy team waiting for the uber to finish charging. I sit and wait(they were moving around real paranoid)..when they take the intel I run to the other side, quickly backstab them both and we win 3 seconds after xD

both the previous and the next moments are on 2fort

I'm again the spy, I sneak into the enemy base, after spending 30 minutes sapping and backstabbing in the same life (I will probably never get such a succesful, epic ammount of sap'n stabbing again lol), I take the enemy intel, which was surrounded by 2 demos and a heavy who I originally wanted to backstab but hey lookie here an intelligence suitcase! (I still should have backstabbed though...) xD zigzag jumping over the heavy's shooting, I make it to my base with 2 hp and make the one and only point in all game. we won with 5 seconds left, 1 to 0 caps lol.

Epic moments for a noob like me, I'll put on better performances as I gain experience.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:24 pm


After taking about a two month break from Team Fortress 2, I had probably the worst moment of my Team Fortress career. I set up a sentry in 2fort in the usual upstairs position, upgraded it, and just kinda hung around upstairs to keep an eye on it. As soon as I start spacing out, a spy comes out of nowhere and starts sapping it. I tried to knock off the sapper and then kill the spy, but he just put another on, so I tried to kill him. For the life of me, I couldn't even get a hit on him. I don't know why I couldn't, I just SUCKED right there. He even stood still in a taunting sort of manner while I shotgunned AROUND him! He ran away and cloaked shortly afterwards, without a scratch on him. I've never been so embarrassed on TF2. Good thing no team mates were near. stare

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:00 am


Wow..dude..I think I saw that xP. I was cloak and dagger camping and I saw that, seriously my teammate got lucky you were rusty.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:01 pm


Ryu~Spirit Of The Shadow
Wow..dude..I think I saw that xP. I was cloak and dagger camping and I saw that, seriously my teammate got lucky you were rusty.

Nah, I play on Xbox. You couldn't have seen me. Plus it was a while ago, before the Spy update.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:27 am


Radiosquid
Ryu~Spirit Of The Shadow
Wow..dude..I think I saw that xP. I was cloak and dagger camping and I saw that, seriously my teammate got lucky you were rusty.

Nah, I play on Xbox. You couldn't have seen me. Plus it was a while ago, before the Spy update.

He saw you...SPIRITUALLY!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:40 am


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Ryu~Spirit Of The Shadow
Wow..dude..I think I saw that xP. I was cloak and dagger camping and I saw that, seriously my teammate got lucky you were rusty.

Nah, I play on Xbox. You couldn't have seen me. Plus it was a while ago, before the Spy update.

He saw you...SPIRITUALLY!!!

scary stuff man, scary stuff

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:33 pm


i killed a medic...
right before he finished saying "im fully charged!"

like this...
"I'm Fully-*headshot*"
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:47 pm


Radiosquid
Ryu~Spirit Of The Shadow
Wow..dude..I think I saw that xP. I was cloak and dagger camping and I saw that, seriously my teammate got lucky you were rusty.

Nah, I play on Xbox. You couldn't have seen me. Plus it was a while ago, before the Spy update.
Ah then it was someone else, the same exact situation..wow..just wow. Well, bright side is your not the only one who spaces out like that so you don't have to feel noobish. In fact I spaced out today as an engi...I was just minding my own business, yawning "*yawn* I'm pretty tired..." and then i see my sentry buzzing and blue colors around it "oh...colors..." by the time I reacted the spy was already behind me for a backstab hehehe..heh...heh...yeah...embarrasing.

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Radiosquid

PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:06 pm


I have another engi tale. I was supposed to be guarding the intel in 2fort, so I set up my sentry right on top, but slightly behind the intel, so that noob spies would accidentally grab the intel and get shot before they could sap. This worked surprisingly well for quite a while, so I got bored, stood on my dispenser and started wrenching lines into the wall. Then one of the spies wised up, sapped my sentry, took the intel, and stabbed me all while I was distracted making a line on the wall. I'm so cool. cool
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:21 pm


Lol yet another victim of boredom, thats the thing about engis on intel duty..not all can take the loneliness, you and me for example. Maxdom builds and rushes out to kill...he gets more kills with his shotgun than his sentry.

I sapped and stabbed but a milisecond right after the engi knocked off the sapper...sentry killed me instantly after I killed the engi.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:32 am


Dustbowl, CP. I was playing Sniper, not my usual class, but I wanted to try playing more as a Sniper in Defense. I also wanted to see if I could get some achievements with the Jarate, so I had that equipped as well.
Anyways, we had a bit of a Spy problem in the 4th point (That is, the 2nd point of the 2nd stage), and the Pyros had a tough time running around spy-checking the whole place. The real problem comes when an Über-Pyro comes and starts burning the Engineer base on the left side by the stairs from below. After the Über is done, the other sentries take care of both the Pyro and the Medic, but not before they almost burn the whole base to the ground. In the middle of the madness, I wildly shoot with the rifle, unscoped, a bit above the stairs.

ACHIEVEMENT GET! Shoot the Breeze! An unlucky BLU spy drops dead right in the middle of the stairs, the zapper no longer in his dead hands. I had to go back to the spawn, to roll on the floor laughing my a** of for about a minute. Then I switched to Heavy, because we really, REALLY needed the firepower for the defense.

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Last Sunday, we were getting our asses owned in Dustbowl again. The opposing team had like 6 Pyros, 4 Medics, a Sniper and a Demoman. We were getting mowed by all the Übering Pyros. I had a bit more than 20 deaths, and kills in single digits. And that's when I noticed... Our team had no Soldiers. ZERO. NADA. So, I decided to fix that. I switched to Soldier, went out, and started roaming around. I noticed how the Pyros played, and I knew I could get them and their medics with a couple of rockets.

20 minutes later of explosions, c-rockets, pyros being bumped into the air and fictitious organs raining on the floor, I had 40-something kills, no more than 30 deaths, 30-something assists, 4 dominations, and we won the game.

The other team had given up on the Pyro idea. They were still exploding artfully. And I was still the only Soldier in our team.

I also got the Hardcore Achievement with a c-rocket on a Pyro's face. While he was on the air. From a previous rocket.

So, all in all, I felt like a million bucks rockets.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:59 pm


How many people were in that server? Well, both servers. Was it a 32 or 24 man server?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:50 pm


H y p n o t i c Fox
How many people were in that server? Well, both servers. Was it a 32 or 24 man server?


24, both of them.

Another funny thing that happened more than once was killing spies I had no idea were there. I just shot at the ground from above, trying to hit someone else who had moved away a second before, only to explode a cloaked spy.
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