Things Final Fantasy Characters Would Never Say

[His Midnight Tragedies]

So, This thread I made so we can see the humor more deeply in the FF characters we play as. The name speaks for itself pretty much. Just post things that you think you would never, Ever, EVER hear a Final Fantasy character say. You can use any character from any NUMBERED(also non-spin offs) FF game.


Heres mine:
Squall: Hey, Rinoa, wanna dance?