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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:52 pm
In December 2008, Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.
“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know s**t?”
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:34 am
This puts the little girl's mother in a bit of a quandary. She doesn't know whether to praise the girl for her clever ownage of the soon-to-be-president, or wash her mouth out with soap for cussing.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:38 pm
rofl
I love it. That's the best thing I think I have ever heard.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:31 am
Three words.
BEST STORY EVER. xD
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Familiar Conversationalist
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