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 Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:29 am
the show opens with its usual display of fireworks and pyros and the camera zooms around the arena, coming to rest on the announcers
Mike: Welcome to Friday Night Implosion. We're just a little over a week away from a Cold Day in Hell, and things are anything but cold between several superstars here tonight.
Janelle: That's right. Tongiht, Rhamm answers Shawn Michaels' challenge for a Cold Day in Hell. Meanwhile, Cartwright and Jarel look for some payback against their Cold Day in Hell opponents, who left them laying in the middle of the ring last week, interrupting a match of the year candidate if you ask me
Mike: The world champion is in action tonight as well, looking to gain momentum heading into his title defense against Robert Orman by taking on Robert's older brother, Kenneth.
Janelle: Wait a second, I'm getting a message about some commotion going on backstage. Let's take a look
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:36 am
the camera comes on backstage revealing the Undertaker and John Cena. The Phenom is laying into Cena with rights and lefts as Cena tries to cover up.
Mike: It looks like the Phenom is trying to get a little payback here tonight for John Cena costing him the tag titles last week.
Janelle: I'd say he's getting his payback
The Undertaker tosses Cena into a door, knocking the door off its hinges. The Phenom says nothing but kneels beside him and continues laying in thunderous right hands. He gets up again and pulls Cena to his feet, dragging him over to a stack of lead pipes and throwing him into them. The pipes crash to the ground and Cena just manages to cover his head. The Phenom picks up one of the lead pipes and waits
Mike: This isn't good news for Cena. He's got a match against Kane tonight, and that match is scheduled next.
Janelle: He should've thought about that before he stuck his nose where it didn't belong.
Cena gets up and the Undertaker cracks him across the skull with the pipe, busting him open. Cena staggers and the Undertaker tosses him out the door. Cena scrambles, trying to get away, but the Undertaker meets him with a boot to the skull. Cena rolls towards the curtain and gets to his feet and the Undertaker delivers another big right hand to knock him through it
Mike: Is the match going to go on as planned?
Janelle: I'd say that's a sure bet right about now. The Phenom just wanted to screw Cena the way Cena and Benjamin screwed the Brothers of Destruction last week
Cena stumbles down the ramp but the Phenom doesn't come out after him. Cena merely leans against the ring, blood pouring down his face, and eventually manages to roll into the ring, where a referee is waiting
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:37 am
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, now in the ring, from West Newbury, Massachussetts, weighing in at 240 pounds, John Cena!
The crowd boos
Mike: So you're going to let the match go on?
Janelle: You're damn right I am. Turnabout is fair play. If you mess with the Deadman, you'd better be prepared to pay the price. There's an old saying that says when you play with fire, you're going to get burned
Flames erupt on the stage as red light covers the arena and Kane's theme blares over the PA. Kane steps out onto the stage and heads for the ring, a sadistic grin on his face
"And his opponent, weighing in at 326 pounds, Kane!"
Kane steps up onto the apron and into the ring over the top rope. He stands in the center of the ring and raises his arms. He lowers them as flames erupt from the turnbuckles and the red light fades out. The music dies out as Kane looks down at Cena, who's barely able to stand
The bell rings and Kane still stands, now laughing at Cena. Cena charges in but Kane bigboots him in the face, knocking him straight to the mat.
Mike: Kane's got an easy win on his hands.
Janelle: Kane isn't ready for the win yet. This is about punishment. And you know Shelton Benjamin is going to catch it tonight too.
Kane pulls Cena up and slams his face against the turnbuckle, then pummels him with some hard rights and lefts, beating Cena down in the corner. The referee tries to get Kane to back off, but Kane steps towards him and the referee darts out of the ring. Cena gets up somehow and charges Kane agian, but walks right into a sidewalk slam. Kane stands up and raises his hand in his classic taunt while the crowd goes wild.
Mike: John Cena is about to go for a ride and the crowd is loving this.
Janelle: Cena hasn't really indeared himself to them. Not really all that surprising.
Cena manages to get to his feet and Kane grabs him by the throat, then plants him with a chokeslam and pins him
one...two....three!
Kane's theme hits as he stands up and looks down at Cena, laughing sadistically.
Announcer: Here is your winner, Kane!
Mike: A simply dominating win for Kane
Janelle: And somehow I get the feeling that this isn't the last time we'll be seeing Kane tonight.
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:39 am
*the cameras show Rhamm and Christy, both in wrestling attire, heading towards the ring to get ready for their match as Lilith catches up to them*
Lilith: Rhamm, last week Shawn issued you a challenge for the next PPV, A Cold Day in Hell, in a tables match. Do you have any response?
Rhamm: Do I have a response? HELL YES I have a response!!!
*Rhamm looks into the camera*
Shawn, what you did two weeks ago when you put me through the announce table was the same thing that the Japanese did when they bombed Pearl Harbor: you awakened a sleeping giant. Now, I've got nothing against you as a competitor. You're talent exceeds most of the people back here and I, for one, have nothing but respect for your abilities. It's your character that I have questions about. My first match with Zarel, I lost on my own. My bad. Since then, you've been a thorn in my side in trying to get that title around my waist, where it belongs. And if you think that I'm dangerous in a normal match, you have no idea what hell I'm gonna bring when weapons are legal!
As far as tonight goes, I've got you in a mixed tag match. Your partner is the multi-time women's champion, Trish. While I've got Christy as my partner. And do you know why I chose her to be my manager in the first place? So I could teach her. That's right. I've been teaching her how to be a force in the ring in the women's division. Tonight, if I don't pin Shawn, I guarantee that Christy will pin Trish and begin her climb to the Women's Championship. And it won't be long until the two of us rule the SEWF.
*Christy smirks at the camer before the two make their way past Lilith and towards the ring as the show goes to commercial*
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:01 am
The show comes back from commercial with the camera on the announcers.
Mike: I've just received word that Lilith has been granted a rare backstage interview with the Undertaker
Janelle: Poor Lilith. She must be scared as all hell, and with good reason. The Phenom is intimidating at any given time, but it's even worse when he's pissed off
The camera goes backstage to show Lilith, who's standing next to the Undertaker with a look of pure terror on her face.
Lilith: S,s, so you've granted us this opportunity to interview you backstage. I g, g, guess the first question on everyone's mind is why did you attack John cena earlier tonight.
The Undertaker looks down at her. "There's no need for you to fear me, woman. My rage isn't directed towards you, for which you should be thankful." The Phenom looks into the camera. "John Cena, you stuck your nose in my business last week. You cost me what was rightfully mine. There is a price to be paid, Cena, and this is only the beginning. I warned the entire lockerroom just two weeks ago that my Ministry had begun. I warned you that the weak would not survive. I told you that this federation is filled with weaklings and cowards. And last week, you proved my point. You jumped my brother Kane and I from behind. So let me make this real simple for you. I got you tonight, and one of us will get your little friend Shelton Benjamin. We're going to beat you, batter you, and leave you in a pool of your own blood. But don't worry, we'll leave enough left of you to make it to a Cold Day in Hell. There, you will learn the true meaning of dominance, and the true meaning f pain. But don't think for one second that you've seen the last of me here tonight. The night is young boys, and my plans will begin to unfold here tonight. Shelton Benjamin will be the second victim of my Ministry. And tonight, there will be a sacrifice."
The Undertaker walks off
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:21 am
The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
You think you know me
Edge's music hits and strobe lights and fog fill the stage before Edge makes his way out, wearing jeans and a Rated R Superstar Tshirt with the SEWF International championship belt on his shoulder. His long blonde hair waves with the fog before he makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring under the bottom ropes.
"Making his way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he is the special referee for this contest, the Rated R Superstar, Edge!"
Edge hands the belt to the ref, who gives it to the timekeeper, as the music dies out
the lights go out. Forsaken hits as blue, gold, and red lights flash. Demon rises up from under the stage on a platform.
".... weighing in at 245 pounds, Demon!"
Demon looks down to the ring for a few seconds, then starts down the ramp. He stops at the end of the ramp and looks out at the fans, his face stoic even through the cheers that come his way. Finally he turns and walks around the right side of the ring. He steps up onto the apron and glances into the ring before turning back to the crowd. He leans back against the ropes and raises his fists as flames shoot up from the ring posts. Demon steps into the ring through the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle, then raises his fists again. White lights flash through the rafters before the lights come back up and Demon steps down from the turnbuckle. the music dies out
Nobody by Ne-yo hits as blue lights flash.
She hit the floor and make the club ignite
She's like a sexy, little fire
She'll keep on begging for more
If you play it right, she'll fulfill your every desire
Brandon Damone dances out onto the stage with Lita behind him as the crowd erupts.
So supernatural, for real
A crazy style with sex appeal
Hey, pretty mama, what's the deal?
Would you be mine?
Hey
Cuz you got what I like, Oh!
Brandon leads the way down to the ring, moving to the music and high fiving fans while Lita smiles and follows behind him.
Can't nobody strut like her
Can't nobody touch her
(Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, No one)
Can't nobody cut like her
Can't nobody touch her
(Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, No one)
Brandon steps up onto the apron, dancing a bit more as he looks out at the cheering crowd before stepping into the ring
She got the music pumping through her veins
The way she move, it makes you wanna
(Get up and touch that body, oh)
I'd like the sit and watch her do her thing
But, in a minute, I'ma join her
Brandon stands in the center and strikes his pose while Lita stands behind him, her arm draped over his shoulder, and blue pyros shoot off behind them. Brandon straightens up, his usual grin on his face and moves close to Lita, moving to the music and dropping down to a crouch as he moves
So supernatural, for real
A crazy style with sex appeal
Hey, pretty mama, what's the deal?
Would you be mine?
Hey
Cuz you got what I like,Oh
Brandon jumps back up and steps onto the turnbuckle, pointing out into the sea of fans
Can't nobody strut like her
Can't nobody touch her
(Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, No one)
Can't nobody cut like her
Can't nobody touch her
(Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, No one)
Lita stands at the ropes, moving a bit to the music as well
Can't nobody strut like her
Can't nobody touch her
(Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, No one)
Can't nobody cut like her
Can't nobody touch her
(Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, No one)
Brandon hops down after tossing his tshirt out into the crowd
So supernatural, for real
A crazy style with sex appeal
Hey, pretty mama, what's the deal?
Would you be mine?
Hey
Cuz you got what I like,Oh
still grinning, Brandon draws Lita back to the center of the ring and has her spin in a quick circle, then draws her in and moves with her
Can't nobody touch her
Can't nobody cut like her
Can't nobody touch her
Hey, hey
with a laugh, Brandon steps to the ropes and sits on the second one, letting Lita step out
Can't nobody strut like her
Can't nobody touch her
(Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, No one)
Can't nobody cut like her
Can't nobody touch her
(Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, No one)
Finally the music dies out and Brandon turns his attention to Demon
Mike: Looks like Brandon has chosen new theme music. What an entrance
Janelle: He said it was time for a change now that he's working with Lita. He wanted a song that complimented her. No better choice than Ne-yo's song Nobody.
Edge calls for the bell and both Brandon and Demon look at him warily. Edge is never to be trusted, especially in this type of position, and they both know it well. Still, the two men focus on each other and lock up Brandon manuevers behind Demon, catching him in a hammerlock. Demon throws an elbow at his face, getting him to release the hold. Demon whips Brandon to the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Brandon ducks and hits the ropes again. This time Demon catches him and lifts him onto his shoulder for a running powerslam, but Brandon slides down behind him and then takes him down with a clothesline. Demon gets up and Brandon whips him to the ropes, then catches him with a quick belly to belly suplex and goes for a pin.
one...two..
Demon kicks out. Brandon pulls him up and whips him to the ropes again. Demon bounces back with a clothesline attempt but Brandon ducks, then catches him running back in with a superkick. Demon hits the mat and rolls out of the ring as Brandon strikes a pose for the crowd, getting them to cheer.
Mike: This match is not starting off the way Demon would like.
Janelle: True, but at least Edge is actually calling it down the middle thus far.
Brandon runs across the ring and dives out through the first and second ropes with a suicide dive, taking Demon down. Brandon rolls to his feet and does a quick dance, gaining more cheers from the crowd.
Mike: Brandon sure likes to have a good time I see.
Janelle: Oh yeah. It's all about electrifying the crowd, which he probably does better than either of my brothers
Brandon pulls Demon up and rolls him into the ring. Brandon glances briefly at Edge before grabbing Demon's leg and going for a half boston crab. Demon reaches up and rolls him into a small package pin.
one...two...
Brandon kicks out. The two men get to their feet and Demon takes Brandon down with a clothesline. Demon hits the ropes and follows with a knee drop across the face, then goes for a pin.
one...two...
Brandon kicks out. Demon glares at Edge before he pulls Brandon up and whips him to the ropes. Brandon bounces back with a flying forearm, then springs to his feet. Demon gets up and Brandon kicks him in the gut, then hits a vertical suplex and rolls onto a pin.
one...two...
Demon kicks out. Brandon climbs the turnbuckle as Demon gets to his feet. Brandon hits a diving ax handle to take him down, then goes for another pin.
one...two..t...
Demon kicks out again. Brandon lets Demon stand and hits an inverted atomic drop. Demon stumbles, reaching for his groin, and Brandon catches him in a side effect. Brandon gets up and climbs the turnbuckle again, this time hitting a diving elbow drop into a pin.
one...two....thr....
Demon gets his shoulder up. Brandon gets up, still not bothering to concern himself too much with Edge and treating him the same as he would any other referee. Brandon reaches down and grabs Demon's arm, then locks him in the Triangle Choke.
Mike: There it is. The dreaded Triangle Choke. Brandon has submitted quite a few people around here with that very move.
Janelle: Yeah, and he could submit another one right here
Demon struggles in the hold, knowing he can't last long through the pressure. Getting onto his knees, he uses his feet to drag himself to the ropes, draping his foot on the second rope. Edge taps Brandon to get him to break the hold. Brandon leaves it in, expecting to have a four count to release it.
Edge: Hey, I'm the boss here. Break the hold you little p***k
Brandon breaks the hold and gets to his feet, fists balled.
Edge taps his referee shirt. "Hey, I'm the referee. You hit me and I'll disqualify you."
Brandon looks out at the crowd, then back at Edge and does a crotch chop, much to the delight of the fans. Edge looks infuriated but just as it seems that he'll swing first, the lights go out.
Mike: What's this?
Janelle: I think it's time for the sacrifice.
Attittude hits and blue light covers the arena. Lightning strikes the stage and the Undertaker and Kane step out into view.
Mike: Uh oh! The Brothers of Destruction have arrived and one of these 3 must be their intended sacrifice, if not all three.
Janelle: If I were Brandon and Edge, I'd high tail it out of there while I still can. The Phenom means business, as he's not even bothering with the coat and the hat.
The Brothers make their way down to the ring. Kane steps up onto the apron and stands while the Undertaker walks up the stairs. THe Undertaker raises his arms and rolls his eyes into the back of his head while the lights come back on. The Phenom steps into the ring through the ropes as Kane steps in over the top rope and the music dies out.
Mike: Edge and Brandon look scared out of their wits, and Demon seems to be too out of it to realize how much trouble he's in right now.
Janelle: This is a bad situation for everyone.
Edge drops down and rolls out of the ring, calling for the bell. He talks to the ring announcer before taking his belt and getting out through the crowd.
Announcer: I have just been informed that due to outside interference, the special referee has ruled this match a no contest.
Brandon drops down out of the ring and he and Lita head out through the crowd behind Edge.
Mike: So who is Edge going to face at A Cold Day in Hell?
Janelle: Seeing as Demon may not be in any shape to challenge him, I've got to say it'll be Brandon taking him on. But the bigger issue is in the ring.
The Undertaker looks down at Demon as he begins to get up. Taker points, and Kane grabs Demon by the throat, then plants him with a chokeslam.
Mike: Oh, man that had to hurt.
Janelle: I don't think they're done.
The Undertaker pulls Demon back up and hits him with a Last Ride. Demon lays on the mat, obviously completely out of it by this point. The Undertaker says something to Kane before picking up a mic.
"This is tonight's sacrifice. I have observed this boy, and I've seen that he's strong. But he lacks focus. He needs guidance. He's named himself Demon. Well I will turn him into a true demon. When he's next seen in an SEWF ring, he will be living up to his name." The Phenom looks into the camera. "But don't think for one moment we're done here tonight. Shelton Benjamin, you will not be a sacrifice. You will be the Ministry's victim, just like John Cena. One way or another, we will find you, and we will destroy you." He looks at Kane, who is now pummeling Demon and has busted him open. "We now have our first blood sacrifice. He will now be cleansed in fire and darkness, and will arise a true demon, and the newest member of my Ministry."
The Undertaker drops the mic and signals Kane, who stops and picks Demon up, throwing him over his shoulder. Attitude hits as The Undertaker leads the way out of the ring and backstage
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:43 pm
The following is a mixed tag team match. Introducing first...............  *a ram is heard bleating as his logo slams onto the symbol. Then, "Headstrong" by Trapt blares through the arena as Rhamm makes his way from backstage, wearing a cutoff of his classic "Lock 'Em Up" shirt and holding his "club." Christy follows shortly behind in a pink tube top and skirt with knee-high boots. He stops at the top of the ramp and holds both arm into the air as red and black pyro go off and Christy does the splits on the ramp in front of him*
"............from Poway, California, Christy Hemme! And her partner from Boulder, Colorado. Weighing in at 276 pounds, he is "The Animal," RHAMM!!!
*the two then make their way down to the ring, slapping some fans hands along the way. Rhamm jumps up onto the apron, climbing in between the top two ropes, as Christy walks up the stairs. Rhamm holds the bottom two ropes open for her as she gets into the ring. He gets onto the turnbuckle and again holds his arms up to the crowd as Christy does her own pose next to the ropes. He then jumps down and sets his "club" under the turnbuckle before taking his shirt off, revealing his ripped yet scarred torso as the two of them wait for their opponents in a corner*the lights dim down and Time to Rock N Roll hits. Trish walks out onto the stage and heads for the ring, getting a large amount of boos from the fans. "Introducing their opponents, first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Trish Stratus!" Trish ignores the few fans in the front row that reach for her, those that still like her, and steps into the ring. She turns to the entrance as her music dies out. Sexy Boy hits as the lights flash and the fans cheer. Shawn Michaels walks out onto the stage and looks out at the cheering fans. "Making his way to the ring, from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in at 225 pounds, the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!" Shawn walks to the center of the ramp and kneels down. As he looks up and raises his arms, pyros shoot off across the stage. Shawn stands up and makes his way down to the ring. He jumps up on the apron and makes his way down to the ring. He jumps up on the apron and steps in the ring, spinning until he stands in the center and strikes his pose. He stands and removes his entrance attire as the music dies out Trish and Christy remain in the ring to start the match off. The bell rings and the two women lock up. Trish uses Christy's hair to take her down to the mat. Christy gets up and Trish hits her with a forearm to the face, then whips her to the ropes. Christy ducks under a clothesline and hits the ropes again, but runs into a back elbow from Trish, knocking her to the mat again. Trish pulls her up and whips her to the turnbuckle, then hits another forearm to the face, knocking Christy to the mat again. Mike: It's been a while since we've seen Trish in action. We haven't seen her since her last loss to Lita. But it looks like she's a bit more aggressive. Janelle: She wanted back in the ring. I gave her this tag match tonight since Shawn Michaels needed a partner. Trish stays on Christy, mounting her and hitting a few more forearms to her skull before Christy is able to turn both of them over and grab Trish's hair and slamming her head into the mat a few times. The ref warns her about it as Christy gets up, bringing Trish up with her. Christy backs Trish into the ropes and tries to whip her across, but Trish reverses it on the redhead. Christy comes back trying a clothesline, but Trish bends backwards. Christy turns to see Trish stand back up and runs at her and hits her with a bulldog. Christy stays on for the pin. 1.... 2. Trish kicks out. Looking at the position, Christy climbs the closest turnbuckle, looking to hit her patented FFG. Instead, Trish crawls over and tags in Michaels. Michaels enters the ring as Christy goes over and tags in Rhamm. Rhamm begins to enter the ring, but Michaels cuts him off with a knee to his shoulder, forcing The Animal to hit the barricade outsid ethe ring. Janelle: Oh, WOW!! Mike: Shawn obviously didn't like Rhamm's comments earlier. Janelle: No doubt, Mike. Shawn either wants to prove that Rhamm doesn't know what he's in for or simply wear him down for their match next Sunday. Rhamm slowly gets back to his feet outside as Shawn waits near the ropes. Christy began yelling at Shawn, getting his attention. As Shawn went over to argue with Christy, Rhamm reaches in and grabs Shawn's legs before pulling him outside the ring before sending a couple of punches into HBK's temple. HBK is rocked, and it give Rhamm the opportunity to push Shawn back into the ring. Rhamm follows and tries a pin. 1.... Shawn easily kicks out. Rhamm pulls him up and whips him to the turnbuckle, then charges in after him. Shawn ducks under him and lets him hit the buckle chest first. Rhamm stumbles back and Shawn chops him across the chest. Shawn attempts a whip to the ropes but Rhamm reverses. Shawn springs back with his signature flying forearm, then nips up to the cheers of the crowd. Mike: Looks like Shawn Michaels is trying to put this away early. There's the forearm, and we all know he's trying to lead into Sweet Chin Music. Janelle: That much is obvious. Rhamm gets up and walks right into an inverted atomic drop. Shawn follows up with a clothesline to take him to the mat. Rhamm gets up and Shawn hits a scoopslam, then climbs the turnbuckle and hits his patented elbow drop. Shawn gets up, working the crowd as he stands in a corner and tunes up the band. Rhamm is dazed after the series of events, but somehow manages to stand up as he holds the ropes. He has fought with Michaels enough to realize what's coming up, so he stumbles over and tags in Christy. Christy enters the ring and points at Trish as she looks at Michaels, almost ordering him to make the tag. Shawn reluctantly does, and Trish enters the ring on a rampage. She immediately goes for a clothesline to Christy, but the red-head ducks it and waits. When Trish turns around, Christy hits her with a few knife-edge chops that force Trish into the corner. Christy then tries to whip Trish across the ring, but has it reversed on her. Trish comes running in, but Christy stops her with her foot and forces Trish back into the center. Christy gets up onto the second turnbuckle for an attack, but Trish sees her and quickly gets into her famous handstand with her feet around Christy's head before bringing her down in the hurricanrana. Christy hits the mat hard before Trish goes over for a cover. 1.... 2... Almost out of nowhere, Rhamm comes in and pulls Trish off of Christy. The ref tells Rhamm to get back to his corner. Rhamm begins his way back, but is cut off as HBK hits Rhamm with a clothesline that sends them both out of the ring. Rhamm falls back against the barricade again as HBK lands on his feet before leaning back against the ring apron. Trish watched it all unfold close to a corner as Christy regained composure. Seeing Trish's position, Christy comes up behind her before turning her around and clocking her with a forearm. Trish is stunned enough that Christy is able to grab her head before jumping onto the turnbuckle and hitting her Tornado DDT. Trish lays on the mat motionless, but Christy's not done. Meanwhile, both Rhamm and Shawn stand and trade punches with each other. Christy then climbs to the second turnbuckle again before bringing her right leg up, letting out a shriek, and dropping down in her FFG onto Trish's neck. She follows up with a pin. 1.... 2.... 3! The bell rings as Christy gets off of Trish and Rhamm is able to whip Michaels into the steel steps. Rhamm then looks into the ring and sees Christy raise her arms in victory as "Pour Some Sugar On Me" plays through the arena. Rhamm slides into the ring and both of them stand up, hugging before Rhamm grabs Christy's right hand and both of them raise their arms. The camera shows Trish rolling out of the ring and Shawn standing up outside before the show cuts to commercial.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 2:04 pm
'The Talented One' Cartwright is shown backstage, the crowd cheers as he is shown.
"Tonight, for the first time in both of our long careers, me and Jarel Damone......team-up....." He announces as the crowd explodes at the announcement! What a first for SEWF!
"We all know me and Jarel have never seen eye-to-eye on anything before, but tonight we just might, as we have two common enemies to defeat!
"We team against Randy Orton and The Big Show. Orton has been on the losing-end of sneak attacks against me for weeks....until last week when he kicked me in the head like a football. The Big Show interfered in mine and Jarel's big one-on-one match last show, crushing both of us with Chokeslams. So if nothing else, we will both be there to give Big Show a good whacking!
"This goes to you Orton, that last sneak attack, will be your last. Tonight you may have some huge back-up with The Big Show in your corner, but that's just for tonight. When me and Jarel finish with Show you will be all alone and I will give you what you deserve, a thrashing!"
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 2:11 pm
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
Redeemer hits as orange light covers the arena and the crowd boos. Kenneth Orman walks out onto the stage and looks out at the crowd briefly before heading to the ring, with Robert following behind him
"...from Kansas City, Missouri, weighing in at 250 pounds, Kenneth Orman!"
Kenneth slides into the ring and stands up, then walks over and leans against the turnbuckle, ignoring the crowd. The music dies out
Stricken hits the PA as red lights flash and Zarel steps out onto the stage, the SEWF World Championship belt around his waist. The fans erupt as Zarel looks out at them from under his shades. Finally, Zarel turns and heads down to the ring.
"And lastly, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 328 pounds, he is the SEWF World champion, Zarel Damone!"
Zarel walks down the ramp slowly and stops, looking into the ring. Finally he turns and walks up the stairs, then steps in the ring through the ropes. He takes the belt off and walks to the right side of the ring, then raises his fists with the belt in his right hand while flames erupt from the turnbuckles. He turns and walks to the opposite side of the ring again as the flames continue to shoot up from the ringposts. He raises his fists again while the fans continue to cheer. Finally he turns to the center of the ring and hands the belt to the referee, then removes his leather trenchcoat and shades and hands them to an official outside of the ring. the music dies out as he turns and looks over at his opponent.
Mike: The world champion is looking to build momentum heading into A Cold Day in Hell, and perhaps playing a mind game by taking on Robert's older brother here tonight.
Janelle: Well, we are known to play those in my family, and we play them well. But I'm not sure if it will affect Robert at all.
Zarel raises his fists and moves in towards Kenneth. Zarel throws a big right but Kenneth ducks and hits a few forearms to the face, then attempts a whip to the ropes. Zarel reverses and as he bounces back hits him with a hard right hand, knocking him to the mat. The crowd cheers and Zarel pulls Kenneth up, then tosses him against the turnbuckle. Zarel lays into him with several more hard rights, then whips him to the opposite turnbuckle. Zarel charges in for a clothesline, but Kenneth gets his foot up, to the displeasure of the crowd, which boos in response. Kenneth dashes out of the corner but Zarel catches him in a rolling spinebuster, getting the crowd to cheer again. Zarel gets to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle. Kenneth gets to his feet, holding his back, and Zarel takes him down with a diving clothesline. Zarel gets up and raises his hand, signalling for a chokeslam as the fans cheer.
Mike: Zarel isn't wasting time with this match at all.
Janelle: This is a message to Robert. He wants Robert to know what kind of fight he's in for at A Cold Day in Hell.
Kenneth gets up and walks right into Zarel's clutches. Zarel lifts him up with just one hand and plants him with a chokeslam while the crowd roars its approval. Zarel raises his fist, inciting the crowd to cheer further. He pulls Kenneth up and plants him with the D-Bomb, then pins him.
one...two...three!
Stricken hits and Zarel stands up as Robert steps into the ring.
Announcer: Here is your winner, Zarel Damone!
Robert rushes Zarel with a bigboot attempt but Zarel ducks. The music cuts off as Zarel lays into Robert with hard right hands. Zarel kicks him in the gut, then bigboots him in the jaw. Robert stumbles but doesn't go down. Zarel lifts him up for the Cradle piledriver but Kenneth pulls Robert out behind him. Zarel turns and clotheslines them both, much to the delight of the fans. Robert and Kenneth roll out of the ring and back up the ramp. Zarel takes his title belt and raises it in one hand. Stricken hits again as Zarel gestures for Robert to get back in the ring. Robert appears to be willing but Kenneth holds him back.
Mike: Zarel is ready for this title defense at a Cold Day In Hell.
Janelle: Oh yeah. He's looking forward to continuing a dominant championship reign and plow right through Robert Orman.
Robert and Kenneth disappear backstage as Zarel steps out of the ring and the show goes to commercial
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 2:32 pm
Jarel is shown walking backstage, obviously heading for the ring. Lilith stops him on the way.
Lilith: Jarel, tonight, for the first time in history, you team up with the Talented One, Cartwright.
Jarel: Yeah, so what? I've been in a lot of weird and uncomfortable teams and partnerships. Remember, after 5 years of feuding with Shawn Michaels, I joined DX. Now, I'll team with Cartwright for tonight to take on Randy Orton and the Big Show.
Lilith: So I take it you and Cartwright will be on the same page?
Jarel: If you're asking do I trust Cartwright, the answer is, I trust that he's pissed off at Orton, so he won't be coming after me. All I really need if for Cartwright to take care of Orton. The Big Show is mine, and tonight he gets a taste of what's coming to him in nine days.
Jarel walks off
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:54 pm
The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
The Big Show's theme hits as pyros erupt on the stage. The World Largest Athlete steps out and heads to the ring to the cheers of the crowd.
"Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 440 pounds, The Big Show!"
Show walks up the stairs and steps into the ring over the top rope. He walks over to the ropes and raises his hand in his usual pose. He turns to the entrance as the music dies out.
I hear voices in my head.
They council me. They understand.
They talk to me.....
*"Voices" then blares out from the PA system as the screen shows clips of the Legend Killer. Eventually, Orton makes his way from backstage and with his usual cocky look. He stops at the top and poses with his arms out as sparks fly down behind him*
"And his tag team partner from St. Louis, Missouri. Weighing in at 245 pounds, The Legend Killer, Randy Orton!"
*he finally starts making his way down to the ring, ignoring the fans and their jeers. He climbs up the stairs and enters the ring as the music dies down*
Let the bodies hit the floor,
Let the bodies hit the floor,
Let the bodies hit the.....
FLOOR!
*Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the arena as The Talented One Cartwright makes his way to the ring as the crowd cheers and boos loudly.*
"...from the UK, weighing in at 200lbs, he is The Talented One, The ACW, PAW and OECW Cruiserweight Champion......CARTWRIGHT!"
*Pyro begins to explode behind Cartwright as he raises his arms, with his hands open, taunting the crowd on the ramp!*
One - Nothing wrong with me,
Two - Nothing wrong with me,
Three - Nothing wrong with me,
Four - Nothing wrong with me.
One - Something's got to give,
Two - Something's got to give,
Three - Something's got to give,
NOOOOOOOW!
*Cartwright slides under the bottom rope, climbs the turnbuckle next to him and raises his arms as the crowd continues to give a mixed reaction.*
The lights dim down as Down with the Sickness begins to play. The fans light their lighters as the silver dragon symbol lowers to the ring.
Oh wah ah ah ah!
Flames erupt on the stage and the sides of the ramp as Jarel steps out onto the stage to an eruption of cheers from the crowd.
"And introducing his tag team partner, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 328 pounds, Jarel Drako Damone!"
Jarel walks down the ramp and steps up onto the apron. He steps into the ring over the top rope and walks over in front of his symbol. He raises his fists as flames highlight the symbol. The symbol rises into the rafters as the lights come back up and the music dies out.
Jarel goes right after the Big Show, clocking him with a boot to the side of the head that sends him out through the ropes. Cartwright hits Orton with some stiff chops across the chest, backing him against the ropes. Jarel walks over and the two whip Orton to the ropes, then hit a double team hip toss. Orton gets up and Cartwright takes him down with a clothesline. Jarel pulls Orton up and lifts him over his head in a military press. Big Show gets up on the outside and Jarel throws Orton out after him, taking him back down. The crowd cheers as Jarel raises his fist and Cartwright stands on a turnbuckle looking down at Orton and Show.
Mike: Jarel is focused here tonight. He didn't take any shots at The Big Show or Randy Orton in his interview tonight.
Janelle: Playtime is over. The Big Show and Randy Orton pissed him off last week and they're going to pay big time.
Jarel steps up onto the opposite turnbuckle that Cartwright is on. Both men stay on the top rope until Show and Orton stand, then dive out. Cartwright takes down Orton with a flying crossbody while Jarel takes Show down with a diving clothesline. Jarel and Cartwright get to their feet to more cheers from the crowd. Jarel pulls Orton up and rolls him back into the ring. Cartwright slides in and so does Jarel, and finally the bell rings.
Mike: Looks like the match is only now officially starting.
Janelle: I didn't think Jarel and Cartwright would work this well together.
Jarel stands against one turnbuckle and Cartwright climbs it. Cartwright steps off the turnbuckle and onto Jarel's shoulders, then hits a splash onto Orton and goes for a pin
one...two....th...
Orton barely gets his shoulder up. Jarel steps out onto the apron as the Big Show gets up in his corner. Cartwright pulls Orton up and hits a few more chops, then whips him to the ropes. Cartwright takes Orton down with a quick arm drag when he bounces back, then tags in Jarel. Jarel steps in and hits a hard kick to Orton's ribs as he's trying to get up, knocking him back down.
Mike: Did you hear the sound of that kick? Orton probably can't breathe right now.
Janelle: Orton might have a broken rib after that. Add that to the possible concussions he got at the hands of Show and Jarel, and he's not feeling to good right now.
Jarel follows up with a leg drop across Orton's face and goes for a pin.
one...two...th....
Orton kicks out. Jarel pulls him up by his left arm and leads him over to his team's corner to hit the Dragon Walk. Cartwright tags himself in before Jarel jumps off the top, though Jarel continues on to lock Orton in the short arm scissors. Cartwright springboards in with a senton across Orton's chest and Jarel releases the hold. Cartwright locks in an armbar.
Mike: Jarel and Cartwright are working really well together here tonight.
Janelle: it's kind of surprising really. It's tempting to put them in the tag division together.
Mike: Somehow I doubt your brother would take that very well
Janelle: You've got a point there, and I'm not in the mood to get my head knocked off
Orton pushes himself up to a standing position and hits a few elbows to Cartwright to get free. Orton runs to the ropes and runs back, right into a dropkick to the knee that takes him down again. Orton sits up, holding his knee, and gets a dropkick to the face, knocking him back to the mat again. Cartwright goes to lock in a figure four, but Orton kicks him off. Orton stands up but he's too close to the corner and gets clocked by a hard right hand from Jarel. Orton falls to the mat, eyes glazed over, and lays there.
Mike: I think Orton just got knocked out.
Janelle: I'm pretty sure you're right.
The Big Show gets into the ring and charges towards Jarel, who steps down off the apron. The referee tries to restrain the Big Show, who steps out of the ring after Jarel.
Mike: Oh boy! This might be a Cold Day In Hell preview
Janelle: I kinda want to see this
Jarel goes right up to the Big Show, and Show throws the first punch. Jarel blocks and hits several left and right body shots, then a few rights to the head. Jarel backs Show against the security barricade and hits a boot to the jaw, knocking Show out into the crowd. Jarel gets back on the apron and calls for the tag. Cartwright tags him in and Jarel steps into the ring, then points at the turnbuckle. Cartwright climbs to the top and Jarel pulls the unconscious Orton up, then plants him with the Jacknife Powerbomb. Cartwright follows with the Cartwright Crush, then rolls out of the ring as Jarel pins him.
one...two...three!
Down with the Sickness hits as Jarel stands up and Cartwright joins him in the ring.
Announcer: Here are your winners, the Talented One, Cartwright, and the Dragon, Jarel Damone!
The referee raises their arms in victory as the crowd goes wild. The Big Show gets up and steps back into the ringside area, then gets up onto the apron. Jarel turns to face him and gestures for him to get in the ring.
Mike: Will the Big Show get in the ring and fight?
Janelle: I wish he would. Cartwright won't get in the way, and Jarel is itching to beat on him some more.
The crowd is roaring, practically begging Show to get in the ring. Show, however, steps off the apron and backs up the ramp. He mouths the words, "Nine day."
Mike: Looks like the Big Show doesn't want any part of the Dragon here tonight.
Janelle: Ah damn it! I wanted to see that.
Mike: Nonetheless, Jarel and Cartwright are victorious here tonight.
the show goes off the air as Jarel and Cartwright shake hands in the ring
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