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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:52 am
As some of you may know, I am planning World Domination. I have worked out how to do it exactly, and now I need to work out who is going to rule all the individual countries under my rule.
Whilst I won't bore you with the details, My plan basically is world conquest using giant robots and oribital lasers. However, after the conquest, I will be dividing the world, and assigning rulers to individual countries. They will report directly to me.
So, members of the SG, which countries do you want, and why? Countries are first come first serve, so hurry!
Taken so far are:
England ~ Me Australia ~ My Best Friend Russia ~ Nymphie Parts of the US ~ Bourgeois IV, The Netherlands ~ Outsider 101 Japan ~ Shoy Italy ~ Rai Germany ~ Cherry
(Please note I will be converting China into one huge company, rather than a country.)
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 4:04 am
» I want England! D; ... Fyn. I'll take whole North-America. If not possible, then I'll take the puny Belgium country I live in. D; (What's the point of this thread?) [ (。◕ฺˇε ˇ◕ฺ。) ♥ ]
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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 4:26 am
Ah. I see I neglected to mention that. This thread's purpose, other than giving me a list of who wants what, is to discuss your OWN world domination plans. I know you all have one ninja
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 5:44 am
The United States or Russia plz and thank you.
I'm going to dominate the world by taking advantage of the weak. I dont see weak as people, I see them as things to do what I wish with.
I will get the strong on my side through bribery, sexual prowess, manipulation, and when needed I will use my weak as an army. Just because they are like doormats doesnt mean they wont be good fighters.
Maybe I should just take the US. I am going to be a total bully to get my way so it fits heart
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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 5:52 am
Bourgeois IV - Would you mind sharing North America with Nyphie? It's just that the US is quite a large country, and I think it would be better run by more than one person. Maybe two or three? If you do, then yeah, I'll give Nymphie Russia, but yeah...
Nymphie - ...Okay, for that, you may become one of my trusted advisors, because I like your style. And would you mind taking a part of the US, rather than the country as a whole? Just... For the reasons already outlined, I think it would best be ruled over by several people.
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 6:27 am
Sorry Hattie I dont play well with others talk2hand
Can I just have Russia instead? I know its quite large but I know I can handle it.
I want to use their massive amounts of land for testing weapons and training armies. Plus its freezing so I'll get to wear big furs and look quite frightening and everyone will shiver before me.
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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 6:39 am
Okay then. Nymphie gets Russia. Send Vodka smile
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 6:46 am
HOTT *changes into Russian Dictator avi*
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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:37 am
You certainly look Russian Dictator-ish
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:21 am
The Netherlands please. They have such fine coffeeshops, and such lovely fertile soil to raise my undead armies from.
But yes, my ideal world domination plan would involve copious amounts of necromancy, but I'd cyborg up my thralls afterwards.
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:24 am
I want Japan so they can proceed to start work on my teleporter.
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:26 am
Outside - Done and done. Try not to get too high, I might need your assistance with things at some points.
Shoy - Okay. Also, if you are gonna do that, I also want you to research Cloning, Brain transplants and a cure for Alzheimers.
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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 11:46 am
OK, here's what I can do for you. You will give me unlimited power in any country I decide to live in, and I will not form an underground society whose only purpose will be to take you down, and kill all of your commanding officers. And I WILL do it. So yeah, all I ask is for unlimited power, of course, it will not surpass yours, and I will not change and/or alter any of your rules or laws.
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:33 pm
I wanted Australia. :<
Oh well. I guess I'll have France... because it's pretty. And the world needs a pretty place in the face of all your blowing each other up and stuff. You guys can ship your dissenters to me and I can keep them happy so they don't go and be a threat to you guys and stuff.
but my world domination plan involves australia so now you can't hear it d:
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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:08 pm
buzz - Okay, you're being put in the dungeons as a potential revolutionary element. Don't worry, I'll make sure you'll like it. 3nodding
Belle - Sorry. If my friend hadn't bagged Australia, you could have it. You are more than welcome to have France. Very important place, France.
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