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 Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:07 pm
I am concerned for many of my fellow SGers.
I've been noticing lately that many of you are... inapropriate. You say filthy, horrible, sexual things that curdle my brain with disgust and fright.
I feel that you all may need an intervention. Or, more specifically, an exorcism.
I beg the only two clean Sg'ers (other than myself, of course) to come forth and help me cleanse you all.
Trisk, who is the Supreme High Lord Priest of Nymphieland, and therefore MUST be clean because HELLO he's a Supreme High Lord Priest, and Ginji, who specilizes in SUPRISE buttsecks, which as we all know is the only clean form of sexual encounter.
And for all those vile sg'ers - PLEASE give yourself up to us and let us cleanse you and lead you to good, clean, wholesome lives!
Please come forth everyone and help me rid this guild of lust and kink and fetish before it is too late!
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:13 pm
BUT I HAVE REPENTED!!!
I have already given up on my pervy ways!
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:31 pm
CONGRATULATIONS BUZZ! You are an inspiration to us all!
Please share your courageous tale of repentance and cleansing with the guild smile I'm sure many people will benefit greatly from it.
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:50 pm
I'll be willing to neuter/spay people for free.
That way, they can stop being perverts! How does that sound? O:
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:54 pm
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:03 am
`Aine Chievious I'll be willing to neuter/spay people for free. That way, they can stop being perverts! How does that sound? O:
Please describe the neuter and spaying process to me so I can ask the Priest and the Supriser if it is appropriate.
ROGER - Please dont blink so seductively in this thread! These people are trying to get help and you trying to seduce them is highly counter productive!!!
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:07 am
Well, first I inject them with a sedative.
Then I cut them open, and remove the offending organs.
Then I sew them back up? XD
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:16 am
*Roger blinks again, nonplussed*
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:31 am
ROGER! GAWD!! You're making ME squirm and I'm one of the clean ones!!!! UGH! You blinking is like stripping Zac Efron, covering him in melted Godiva, and watching him make out with a naked Cam Gignadet. I CANT STAND IT!!!! gonk gonk gonk YOU must be the restless soul inhabiting all these SGers and making them dirty! I AM SO GOING TO EXORCISE YOU! scream
Aine that sounds like a lovely procedure, but it may be a bit too kinky. I'll need to get a 69th opinion on it.
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:44 am
Be not perverted?
But... I haven't had a non-dirty thought for years...
Ah, screw it. I refuse to repent my perverted ways. I shall be...
The Unrepentant Pervert!, going around on dark nights, dressed in a silly costume, doing perverted things. I mean, I do most of that already, but NOT in costume.
Yet...
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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:55 am
Nymphiedora
I am concerned for many of my fellow SGers.
I've been noticing lately that many of you are... inapropriate. You say filthy, horrible, sexual things that curdle my brain with disgust and fright.
I feel that you all may need an intervention. Or, more specifically, an exorcism.
I beg the only two clean Sg'ers (other than myself, of course) to come forth and help me cleanse you all.
Trisk, who is the Supreme High Lord Priest of Nymphieland, and therefore MUST be clean because HELLO he's a Supreme High Lord Priest, and Ginji, who specilizes in SUPRISE buttsecks, which as we all know is the only clean form of sexual encounter.
And for all those vile sg'ers - PLEASE give yourself up to us and let us cleanse you and lead you to good, clean, wholesome lives!
Please come forth everyone and help me rid this guild of lust and kink and fetish before it is too late!
lol u sed sex!!!1!!!1!!!111
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:24 am
*humps random objects*
huh?
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:57 am
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
This is going to be far more difficult than I thought.....
HATTIE - That is disgusting. Costumes and perverted thoughts are for fugly old men and women who are on drugs and fail at life. Are you fugly Hattie? NO. But if you keep this up you will be! You will be so fugly no one, not even Micheal Jackson, would touch you with a 100000000000 mile pole!
Dan - Please. Lets be mature. Sex is not funny. It is serious business. Please treat it with the respect and reverence it deserves.
Pixie - I know you're a b***h but you're not a furry one and therefore do not have the right to hump random objects. Do you WANT Aine to have to spay you?
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:03 am
But it isn't.
Sure, there are people who have that fetish, but people also have fetishes for statues. XD
Anyways, I always inject them beforehand, so no chance of the person finding it kinky. :3
Hattie- What kind of perverted things-
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WE NEED TO GET YOU NEUTERED. eek gonk
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:21 am
We may very well have the majority of the SGers against us righteous few...
It's going to be a hard fought battle of ideals.
((GYAAAAAAA! Neuter them all!!!!!))
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