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 Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 10:31 pm
Kay, let's get this s**t started off with a warning.
WARNING: Contains excessive vulgar language and severe hating on the Twilight series. Read at your own risk.
Note: Number 2 has already been answered
Okay. Let's start this with the base for my hatred for that unnatural piece of literature. I have never read any of the Twilight series, nor have I seen the movie. The books pretty much make me say "TL;DR". And the movie.. even the previews looked extremely corny and very, very poorly made, thus adding to my reason not to watch nor read said series. Ever
Okay, I guess I've gotten a little off of what I was originally going to say. So I'll just say it now. My hatred for the Twilight series is purely based on the FanBase. And no, I do not mean those few of you that have read the book before it got popular and became nothing more than a pile of s**t on paper. And, I do not mean those of you who read the book because it looks interesting and not because it's what everyone's doing. It is directed at you annoying excuses of people who read things only because it's "popular" and it's "what everyone else is doing". READ THE s**t BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT! NOT BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE LIKES IT!
Okay, now that we've gotten past that. I suppose it's time to disassemble and break the pathetic pieces that hold the Twilight series together.
Okay. Number 1: What the ******** is up with with the sparkling? Did someone send Stephine back to the 70s when we weren't looking? It seems like she has put together a grand cast that would give Manos: The Hands of Fate a run for it's money. (In sheer terms of s**t) Seriously. What.The. ********! It seems as if she was determined to piss off every single vampire fan/enthusiast by degrading the name of vampires and making them all Sparkle Fairies (Thank you KingJack! for that epic name).
Number 2: Seeing as I've never seen nor read Twilight. Who the ******** is Jacob? I see people with Icons saying "Team Jacob." and "At least my boyfriend has a pulse". I find those rather annoying. Simply because of the fact that they are Twilight related and because they make no sense to me. I am assuming that Jacob is either.. a Werewolf or a Human? Based on the pulse info. As long as Stephine didn't insult the name of Werewolves by making them sparkle some how as well. I am fine with them.
Number 3: Bella (I don't know her real name). Horrible choice for an actor in the movie judging from the flak I've seen fly about her. I heard she was high the ENTIRE time, even on the set. If that doesn't show desperation in some form that the director or whoever the hell hires those people did not care that a druggie was playing a role in a movie. Than I honestly do not know what the ******** to say. Other than "Find a new caster" or whoever the hell hires them.
Number 4: Robert P. Rumor has it that he hates the Twilight series. He also thinks Stephine is ******** nuts. If this is true. He has regained the light of awesome and redeemed himself for appearing in the movie. I can only pray that it is true. He was a pretty good actor in HP:GoF. Cedric FTW! <3
That pretty much covers all the bases I can think of at the moment.
And for the lazy readers. The TL;DR version: Twilight is an insult to humanity. Kill it with fire and holy water. Lots and lots of holy water.
(TL;DR = Too long; Didn't read)
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:50 pm
Haha, my friend's friend also made a very good point on Twilight.
There series is good for the audience it was intended for. Aka, young readers (though how she managed to make it start as an adult book and changed it into a preteen book, I have no clue) and then she let the more adult side come out in the fourth book.
What I don't like about the book is how people look up to Bella. That's almost as bad as looking up to Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton. Bella has HORRIBLE self esteem and Edward is way too protective, and not in the good sense.
Who wants a boyfriend who decides their friends?
I don't!
The movies look horrible too, and I heard they cut out the best parts in the book! (Though the fact that they ad lib sort of well, I'm talking of the part in the restaurant where Edward tried to prove to Bella he could read minds and looking at people and saying what they were thinking "Sex, money, sex, money, sex, sex, cats.....cats?" that scene right there makes me want to see the movie)
Ugh, and the trailer for New Moon was HORRIBLE. Especially when the werewolf part came (though I know this is none of Stephenie's doings, and I believe it's the producer's)
HOW THE HELL IS THE WEREWOLF LOOKING LIKE A BIG ******** WOLF.
Seriously,
it's big,
it's fluffy,
it looks like a wolf that weighs five hundred pounds or a ton or whatever.
Fact of the matter is,
I believe werewolves are supposed to be vicious and scary,
not over sized dogs.
At least, not directly an over sized dog.
Give it some mutations!
Scary eyes, big fangs, a more human approach to a werewolf, anything than just making a big dog appear!
God, even the werewolf in Waking the Demon by Bullet for my Valentine was better.
AND THAT WAS A MUSIC VIDEO.
Quite frankly, I feel like watching that now =]
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:03 pm
Karunoshi I'm talking of the part in the restaurant where Edward tried to prove to Bella he could read minds and looking at people and saying what they were thinking "Sex, money, sex, money, sex, sex, cats.....cats?" that scene right there makes me want to see the movie) I thought that part was pretty funny. I watched the movie first and liked it. Am I reading the book? Yes, just started. Am I a fan girl? Heck no! "Len, how can you read that?!" I was curious, okay? Need I say more? Karunoshi HOW THE HELL IS THE WEREWOLF LOOKING LIKE A BIG ******** WOLF. Seriously, it's big, it's fluffy, it looks like a wolf that weighs five hundred pounds or a ton or whatever. Fact of the matter is, I believe werewolves are supposed to be vicious and scary, not over sized dogs. At least, not directly an over sized dog. Give it some mutations! Scary eyes, big fangs, a more human approach to a werewolf, anything than just making a big dog appear! Actually, if you go all the way back to the ORIGINAL legends of the werewolves, this depiction they they are giving in the "New Moon" movie is 100% correct. It wasn't until much much later that the legend of this being was mutated into the gruesome, nasty beast most believe it to be today.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:17 pm
Lenelee Actually, if you go all the way back to the ORIGINAL legends of the werewolves, this depiction they they are giving in the "New Moon" movie is 100% correct. It wasn't until much much later that the legend of this being was mutated into the gruesome, nasty beast most believe it to be today. Hmm you're probably correct. Haha, a big fuzzy wolf is a werewolf, can't wrap my mind around it. Well, if werewolves were always that way then werewolves are god dang cute and I'd love to have one xD Can you imagine your boyfriend being a werewolf? You wouldn't need a car anymore! Werewolves are the new horses cool (trying to have the pink is the new black attitude)
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:49 pm
rofl rofl rofl It's funny since sometimes Ray jokes that he wishes he were a werewolf and I would pick a day-walking vampire for sure. A non-sparklefied one though.
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:45 pm
Yea, the sparkles were creative and it made sense why she chose them to do that when she explains it in the book, but it made a lot of people angry sweatdrop
Hmm, big fuzzy wolf. I think I'd like a werewolf now =D
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:38 pm
hm..i guess i see some interesting parts but ive only read the books ive never seen the movie and quite frankly i dont want to it doesnt really look anything like it..it just looks like hollywoods version or something >.> but anyways my boyfriends mom is a huge fan of twilight but shes not the screaming girly girly type though she will get excited if a thing from twilight comes out like new moon but shes good humored enough to were she wont totally kill you if you mention anything about "sparly vampires" cause she and i joked that for halloween she and i would dress up her son with sparkles for halloween and hed be a sparkly vampire xP sorry if i dont sound as funny on here as in real life i kinda forgot some of the conversation >< but anyways thats my take on it
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