Jesus was actually Goku and he Instant Transmissioned into america to tell the Indians that they were a lost Iseral tribe and that they needed to become mormons or else life would go back to it was in the book of Genisis were man and Dinosaurs lived as one. He Then Kamahamaha'd General Custard in the faced and Saved the Galactic Federation which Thrived for 80 trillion years.
At the Arrival of heaven you will need to speak the password given to you ( the story of Horus was around 600 years before jesus and is the same as his) infront of Goku Jesus, some asswhole in the a suit that created Mormons and some person dressed as Godzilla. all of which your getting pop-ups for The Word on God DvD's which they are trying to sell you for $19.99 so some black man in Gator shoes can get a pimp suit from a muslim.
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