Xar: If my mother messed around with a camel what did your's mess around with?
Jyses: At least I am not born from the unholy union of a camel and your mother
Xar: *shrugs* At least I wasn't scarred for life by my mother
Jyses: *snicks* My mother can kick your a**
:Xar: Isn't she dead?
Jyses: ...*eyes flash and slashes Xar's face with his nails* My aunt is dead, you ungrateful savage.
Xar: oh..my bad.
Jyses: *Snorts, muttering and shows Xar a gold coin* Go fetch boy. *Points to the house* Get me some news
Xar: *eyes the coin and then the House* SUre..but you can keep your stinking coin
Jyses: Oohh, your so cheep you are giving things away for free? Or is your skills such crap your bound to be caught?
Xar: No..I just don't want coins that have been gathering up your sweat for days on end.
Jyses: *Gives a slight snort, an amused smile on his face* Sureee... *taunting*
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Jyses: *Raises a brow* You could have fooled me. I was certain you delivered letters for coppers.
Xar *crosses arms across chest and glares at Jyses* No..normally I'm delivering severed hands and limbs..and eyes
Xar: Care for me to deliver an eye of yours to your house?
Jyses: *Snicks* Ooh, your employers demand tokens to make sure you kill the right person? *Archs a brows*
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Jyses *Covers his mouth with a fan, laughing silently* Ooohh, he's whipped?
Xar: well..one doesn't object to a damned demonologist..not when they can do things you can't imagine
Jyses: *Snorts* My cousin is a shaman and quite able to shatter a person wrist with a few words .
Xar: A demonologist could bind you body and soul to him..that is not something I would want to experience
Xar*shudders*
Jyses: *Gives Xar tea with a shrug*
Xar*eyes tea..sniffs it a bit and then accepts the tea* One never knows.
Jyses: *Smiles slightly* Mm..try getting someone else to off him?
Xar: Eh..maybe. If he proves as bad as the other one was. I truely have bad luck when it comes to demonologists...who else would end up getting on the wrong side of two of them in one lifetime?
Jyses: Perhaps Lorth cursed you.
Xar*shoots a strained look at Jyses* Perhaps. THough..Xunner IS helping me get back at my old group.
Jyses: *Waves it away with a hand* Because he wants into your pants.
Xar: that is true
Jyses: Do you want him in your pants? Aren't you afraid he'll do something to you? Curse you to bear his demonaic offspring?
Xar*Wide eyed horror* Uh..damn! I'd better do something about getting rid of him!
Jyses: *sips his tea calmly, throughly enjoying riling up Xar* That you should.
Xar*starts muttering under his breath and then looks up* You said you knew a shaman? How do you suppose he would do against a demonologist?
Jyses: My cousin is more likely to exchange spells and curses then fight him. Most likely if your demonologist hasn't thought about inplanting spawn in you, he would after speaking to my cousin.
Xar: *facepalm* Great. Thanks for at least telling me so
Jyses: *Chuckles softly* Find a herblist.
Xar: Herbalist? What could they do against a demonologist?
Jyses: They probably can proscribe a plant for you to get rid of unwanted spawn.
Xar: Ah..good to know. I shall remind myself of this later.
Jyses: *Eyes Xar as if the other is quite dense but can not help it. *...*Mutters* Your mother had to drop you.
Xar: Hey! It's not my fault I wasn't taught properly! I was raised by a damned ragtag motely crew of warriors
:Jyses: My mother dragged me over the realm in a wagon and my brother ate my kitten. *Still cranky at Rile*
Xar: hrm. Sounds like my life..sort of.
Jyses: *Smiles slightly, sipping his tea* So, no more ooh my god, my life is so horrible, please.
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Xar:*prods Jyses* Want o set fire to something else? *evil gleam in his blue eyes*
Jyses: Mmm matters what you are thinking off.
Xar: *glances around to make sure no one's listening in* The wagon that I have to go back and watch again in a little while? Xar: I could easily get rid of the fellow watching it..and then you can lit it up!
Jyses: I can do that...the old fashion way. *Smiles slightly* Mmm... it would seem like old times.
Xar:Yes! This should prove indubitably amusing. *evil grin*
