Password: The Princesses
Disclaimer: I don’t own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix and Disney do.
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Braig looked around the corner at their master who was walking off, discussing getting some ice cream before going to a distant business trip. And by distant, he actually meant somewhere not too far from here, but due to the fact that the man talked to everyone he could….
It would be awhile for him to return.
This, of course, only put them into one small dilemma. The only flaw into their plans was a small girl that had dark reddish brown hair and was wearing pink and lavender.
“Now Kairi, if you have any problems just talk to Dilan, he’ll be able to help you. And you can play on the computer as much as you want, remember the password?” Ansem The Wise spoke to the small child.
“Of course I do!” She giggled and put a finger to her lips. “It’s a secret!”
Braig winced as he saw this and pulled himself to stare back at the others who were moving about aimlessly writing things down and swirling items in tubes. He looked back once more and watched the man bend down to her and rub the girl’s hair.
“Yes, so don’t tell anyone the password. Also remember what I said about that ONE document and how you shouldn’t open it?” The girl nodded. “Keep that in mind. I will know if you’re messing around where you shouldn’t be.” His stern look changed before he smiled and kissed her forehead, “Now be good and go play!”
Once again Braig pulled back into the room and scrawled something on a piece of paper, walking by and slipping it to Dilan who glanced at the written note.
‘It’s time to act. We’ll have to wear out Kairi…but once she’s out of the way, we can hack the computer and figure out what we’ve truly needed to know.’
Dilan nodded and delicately passed it to Even who then passed it to Elaeus, soon reaching Ienzo…and at last Xehanort.
Xehanort read it over when he heard the voice that he hated the most come screeching at a high volume into the room.
“I want a juicebox!!” Kairi hollered at them, all of the apprentices stopping their work to stare at the atrociously mismatched girl. Ienzo rose and held out his hand for her to grab, though it wasn’t because he was being nice. Sadly he had picked the short straw for the day and it was his duty to make sure Kairi was treated well. That meant doing what her stupid heart desired.
“This way, Kairi, I’ll get you a juicebox.”
She crossed her arms over her chest, “That’s not my name.”
Ienzo felt himself begin to turn red, “Princess…Kairi…”
She beamed happily and grabbed onto his hand, “Will you be my Prince?”
Dilan tried to keep a straight face, but seeing the man reduced to such things was hard to suppress laughter. A few snorts escaped him which made the others begin to smile and chuckle.
“Of course…Princess Kairi.” Ienzo wanted to kill himself in this place sometimes. She delicately wrapped her tiny hand around his and off they went to get a juicebox.
Once the room was silent from Kairi’s rude interruption, they began to analyze the situation and plan it out accordingly. “We’ll have Ienzo wear the girl out, then we’ll assemble at the main computer and hack the computer. The password would have to be simple if she can remember it. Once that’s done we’ll find what we need, copy it so we have our own data, and finish our research that we’ve been working on so diligently for the past few years.”
Even nodded at Dilan’s words. “Perfect. Imagine if he has the key to what we need! Our research on hearts will turn out to be a success!”
Xehanort smiled, “And then we won’t need him anymore…or that brat of his.” The group chuckled viciously.
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Kairi dreamily watched as Ienzo set a juicebox in front of her. She giggled as she pulled the straw off and stuck it into the top, taking a few sips before she held it out, “Prince Ienzo, would you like to have some of my juice?”
Ienzo felt panicked. He hated sharing things with anyone, it was unsanitary. This would just kill him, wouldn’t it? But if he refused she’d probably get angry and start to cry. “Of…course, Princess Kairi.” He picked the box up and took a small drink before handing it back. The girl giggled and stared at the end of her straw. He had DRANK from that straw! She took another drink before brandishing a big smile.
“We just shared the same straw, Ienzo. It’s like we kissed!” She burst into giggles again.
Oh god, as if he needed that to haunt him for the rest of his life. “Well…um…I suppose.”
“Oh Ienzo….we should get married.”
“I don’t think Ansem would approve.”
She giggled, “That’s what you think. I’ve talked to him about it before! He thinks it’s a great idea!”
Oh GOD. Kairi talked to Ansem about her crush on him? That was terrible! The man would FUEL her ego like it was nothing! This was sick…
“Uh. I don’t know what to say to that.” Besides that he was now wishing he worked somewhere else.
“Well, for starters you could say ‘I do’. Then we can kiss and be married!”
Ienzo stood up gently, “Uh. Maybe later, but first I should discuss a few things with my…colleagues.”
Kairi waved at him, “Okay, Prince Ienzo.”
Ienzo gave a nervous laugh before returning to the group, seeing that they had either done nothing or planned something without him. “I’m getting really close to hanging myself.”
Elaeus shrugged, “Could be worse.” The group stared at him wondering what could be worse than having Kairi after them. “Could be Ansem.” The entire group revolted at the idea. Xehanort shuddered at the thought and Braig made a few gagging noises.
“Thanks for the images,” Dilan replied sarcastically before he moved over to a few ink slides and peered in at their odd particles. “Someone explain to Ienzo our plan of action.”
Braig pointed at the man, “You’re going to wear Kairi out.”
Ienzo groaned, “Me? Why me!?”
Xehanort smiled softly, “She likes you enough she’ll do as you say.”
Ienzo gave a sneer, “I don’t see why she isn’t after you.”
“She hates Xehanort,” Even remarked, “You’ve seen how snippy she can be around the man.”
The youngest member grumbled and shuffled his papers up into a neat stack, “Maybe she’ll throw a tantrum to the point she’ll pass out.”
“Highly unlikely,” Dilan remarked, “She’s done it before and her tantrums don’t end in sleeping.”
“Yeah, it’s more like more screaming and hollering until she gets what she wants,” Braig added in.
The group groaned and sighed before Ienzo stood back up, “Fine. I’ll go and ‘play’ with her. Once she’s asleep in bed I’ll come back to tell you guys. Don’t start anything without me, I don’t want to get left out just because I have babysitting duty.”
Elaeus shook his head, “We won’t be able to start until we get all of this work finished. He gave us enough to do in hopes to keep us preoccupied.”
Braig grumbled, “Yeah. We’ll be doing your work while you’re spending time with the brat. Make sure she doesn’t come anywhere near us and we’ll get this done in eight hours or so.”
Ienzo nodded, “Will do.”
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Ienzo watched as five hours had passed. He was ready for his own damn nap, but this girl would NOT go to sleep or even look the least bit tired. How ridiculous was this? He yawned and fixed his hat gently on his head as the ribbons were becoming loose underneath his chin.
“I think I’ve had enough tea, Mrs. Kairi.”
Kairi frowned, “Are you sure, Mrs. Ienzo? I have an entire pot full!”
“I’m certain.” Considering it wasn’t tea. It was nothing but water that tasted terrible. His eyes glanced at the stuffed animals surrounding them. Then his eyes went down to the dress he was wearing. Why did Kairi have a dress that fit him? He kept wondering this over and over. “Um. Mrs. Kairi, is it okay if I went to the bathroom?”
“Of course, Mrs. Ienzo. Don’t take too long, we’re having cookies soon!”
He stood up and moved out of the room, heading back to where his colleagues were at. He entered and found them still working away, Xehanort was typing up a paper while Elaeus was sorting files and Braig was editing everything. Dilan was standing next to Even smoking as they licked envelopes and pasted addresses on them. “How’s it going?”
All of them stopped in their spots to stare at him. At first Ienzo wasn’t sure what was wrong. Did Kairi follow him? Oh no, it wasn’t possible, she wasn’t talking.
“W-What?”
Braig pointed at his outfit, “Nice dress.”
The group started to laugh at his atrocious attire and began to make lewd remarks.
“Shut up. We’re playing ‘tea time’ and I’m starting to get really tired of taking care of her. Couldn’t anyone else sub in for me?”
“I don’t think that dress fits any of us,” Xehanort remarked as he typed a few more words into the computer.
Ienzo sighed, “I want to know where the dress came from in the first place.”
Everyone hesitated, their minds now boggling over the dresses original owner. Even cringed at what he was thinking, “Please tell me…it isn’t Ansem’s.”
Braig went over and looked at the tag, “Wouldn’t it be a little small for Ansem?”
“Not really, it looks pretty big on Ienzo,” Dilan pointed out.
“Ugh, we work for a crossdresser? This is so wrong,” Ienzo hissed and worked to get the thing off of himself, hat falling to the ground as he threw the dress to the floor.
“I wonder what other dresses he owns?” Xehanort questioned.
More silence went over the group before Ienzo picked the items up, “I might as well find out, shouldn’t I?” The group agreed. It was obviously important to know about their master and his personal life.
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Ienzo stood before the dresses that Kairi had, all able to fit him. It was weird, he thought he had seen them before. His hands touched one that was yellow with red, blue, and white at the top. “So…when you get older are you going to wear all of these?”
“Of course! But for now you can wear them.”
“Um. Thanks.” Except he didn’t want to wear them. He pulled one down and noticed it was blue and white with a black ribbon at the neck. “These are all so…um…interesting.”
“Ansem says he got them from some very special ladies.”
Special ladies? Was Ansem stealing women’s clothing…or was he doing something else? Maybe his second job was to sell girls? That was weird. Maybe Kairi would be a prostitute when she got older? Oh god, who would even want this brat?
Ienzo set it back in place before sitting down in a chair, “Well. Um. It’s getting pretty late, maybe you should go to bed? I don’t think Ansem would like it if you stayed up too late.”
Kairi pouted, “He won’t have to know.”
“But he would know…he’s talented like that.” He’d just tell Ansem the brat refused to go to bed, that’s how he’d find out.
“I’ll go to bed…if you take me to my room!”
That didn’t sound too terrible. “Okay.” He took her hand and they walked to the door with pink flowers decorated on it. As he opened it up he noticed posters of princesses all over. A conglomeration of pink had exploded in her room, and Ienzo winced at how pink it was. “Good night, Kairi.”
Kairi pulled on his hand, “I want a good night kiss, then I’ll go to bed.”
He wanted to punch her and tell her that’s what he thought was a kiss but refrained. Just do as he was told and things would fall into place nicely. Ienzo bent down and gave her a kiss on the head, “Good night.”
She shook her head, “I want a real kiss.”
GOD what a little SLUT. Refrain, Ienzo!! She was only….guh, he didn’t even know how old she was. Just give her a kiss and everything should be fine.
“Fine..” Ienzo wondered if this counted as *****. Ugh. He just lost his reputation, and he was the youngest member here. He hated this. He gave her a small peck on the lips and he listened to her giggle insanely before jumping in bed.
God. Children. He never wanted them. EVER. “Good night.” He went to the door and was thankful she didn’t call him back for anything else. The door closed behind him and he set off toward the others, arriving out of breath and rather tired.
“I HATE little girls,” he growled. The group looked up at him with the announcement.
“So…is she asleep?” Xehanort questioned.
“Yes.”
“Good,” Dilan interjected, “I just finished the last letter.”
“Let’s do this,” Ienzo remarked and the group closed up the area. They moved toward the main computer and got in safely. There it was in all of its glory hidden within the secret room that they weren’t supposed to go to.
“It’s huge,” Braig muttered and pointed at Elaeus, “Get out the equipment.”
The man started to unpack things from his bag and worked at hooking them up to the computer. Everyone stood around and watched the screen flicker slightly on startup. A few flashes went off and the lights went down. The all hesitated wondering if they had cut the main circuit…but no, the computer was still on.
“This is weird,” Braig whispered and clicked a few buttons on the delicate pad, typing in a few things. “There, it’s set to hack the password.”
The screen fuzzed up and flicked to a completely black screen with green lettering. Slowly it typed out what it was doing. Mainframe check. Password retrieval at 0%.
“How long do you think this will take?” Ienzo questioned as they continued to watch the screen, the number hadn’t budged.
“It shouldn’t take too long,” Xehanort remarked. He took a seat and curiously watched the screen.
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“Oh yeah? Well I dare you, Ienzo, to cuddle with Xehanort for the next hour! If you break contact then you’ll have to KISS. Ahaha!” Braig jeered. The entire group was now sitting in a circle in the computer room, the only light on was the soft glow from the computer. They had broke out the sleeping bags and popcorn, and were now playing childish games to make the time pass.
Ienzo sighed and grabbed onto Xehanort, “Might as well get comfortable.”
Xehanort propped himself better with the pillow, “Indeed.”
Ienzo let his eyes land over onto Elaeus, “Truth or dare, big guy.”
Elaeus contemplated the issues of picking both before smirking, “Truth.”
The group grumbled. Elaeus never picked dare, and in fact…they were running out of good questions to ask him.
“Have you ever touched Kairi in an inappropriate way?” Even spat out, just to throw it into the air. The entire group stared at him like he had just admitted he was doing it. “What? I’m getting mental blockage because of Mr. I-Can’t-Tell-A-Lie over here!”
“Uh…no I have not. But…” His eyes gleamed as they went over to Ienzo, “Have YOU Ienzo?”
Ienzo turned red, though considering his face was mostly implanted into Xehanort’s chest it was hard to see, “What are you insinuating? That because she likes me I’d get jiggy with her? She’s only like… 3!”
“Six, actually.”
“Whatever, she’s still too young for me to even consider.”
Dilan saw the reaction to the question and a smirk grew onto his face, too. “Oh, so at which age is it appropriate to be with a girl, Ienzo? You seem to be very well informed about this.”
Ienzo blushed harder, glad that the room was utterly dark. “I wouldn’t know anything.”
“So you haven’t had sex with a girl?” Braig followed up the question.
“No, I have not. But does that really matter right now?”
“Wait. It’s all coming together. He said he hated girls earlier today, and he’s rather rude to Kairi….perhaps he’s more…you know,” Even hinted.
“I am NOT a homosexual if that’s what you’re getting at.”
“Says the boy holding onto Xehanort,” Dilan remarked.
Ienzo let go, “It was a dare!”
“Yeah, and you just broke it. So guess what happens?” Elaeus said evilly. “Pucker up for Xehanort.”
Xehanort frowned, “I don’t find this in my favor.”
“We’ll repay you, with um…” Braig pulled a bag over and looked inside, “A sucker?”
Xehanort contemplated this. “What flavor?”
“Green apple.”
“Oooh. Okay, fine.”
Ienzo pouted, “You tricked me into this! I think I shouldn’t have to face the punishment!”
Xehanort sighed, “Really, Ienzo? Is it that big of a deal? I want the sucker, so just kiss me.”
“Is it weird that Ienzo wants to protect his honor or that Xehanort has so much that it wouldn’t matter if he did this or not?” Dilan questioned Braig, but the man only shrugged.
Ienzo groaned and grabbed Xehanort. He was going to regret this. He was kissing too many people…
He gave him a small peck and called it good, “There.”
Braig handed the sucker over and Xehanort took it gingerly, unwrapping it and putting it into his mouth, “Soooo, how much longer?”
Even glanced at the monitor, “Hmm…we’re only at 27% and it has been 3 hours.”
Braig groaned, “********. By the time we even get close Ansem will be back home and we’ll all be screwed.”
“Is there a different way we could get the password that would be less time consuming?” Ienzo asked.
“Well…” Braig looked through the settings, “We could retrieve the letters, but they won’t be in any type of order. We’d have to unscramble it all.”
“Anagrams?” Xehanort questioned as he licked the sucker.
“Yup.”
“Then we’ll be fine, Xehanort’s the best at those,” Elaeus remarked, “Braig, let’s get the letters now.”
Braig nodded and changed the settings. The computer flashed again and it went much faster. The number slowly clicked away, and within the hour they had the entire thing. All of them stared at the large code before them wondering how they’d unscramble any of it.
“God…it’s…so long!” Dilan griped.
“Odd…how would a little girl even remember any of this?” Ienzo wondered, knowing Kairi was probably the dumbest person when it came to these things.
Elaeus tapped his chin, “Perhaps…it’s a saying that she knows?”
Xehanort began to write it all down and sat down, puzzling over it. “This will be awhile. Everyone get prepared for a few hours of anagram fun.”
Ienzo pulled his blanket close to him, “Ugh.”
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‘Belles won the wire roar.
Lilac mines dance Ease Julia.’
Xehanort frowned at what he had created. How would Kairi remember something so…so off? And he was missing one thing, which he had recognized as ‘Kairi’ in the thing at least. So wouldn’t it be relating to her?
Ienzo was sprawled across Xehanort’s back and was sleeping while the others were flipping through their crappy anagrams trying to figure it all out.
“I’ve…got nothing,” Braig finally spoke up with a sigh. “It’s just too hard.”
“I’ve got… ‘warn hollower beauties a larcenies jerk inimical ideal.’ I don’t think Kairi can even write any of that, let alone know what it means.” Even sighed and put his pencil down, rubbing at his eyes and dragging his fingers through his hair. “It’s just too hard.”
Xehanort shook his head, “The name Kairi is in there somewhere. That I know for sure.”
Even sighed, “Then I’d have ‘Kairi warn hollower beauties I'm jailed, clean larcenies.’ That doesn’t make a bit of sense.”
“Well…mines not exactly the best, either.” Elaeus admitted. “I’ve got ‘Belle’s Snow is like ice’ so far.”
Braig grumbled and threw his pencil and notepad at Ienzo, “Wake up, you idiot, you’ve spent all day lollygagging with ‘Princess Kairi’ I think you can at least do us a favor and help us figure this damn thing out!” Braig normally never cursed around his colleagues unless he was impatient, and it seemed the password had gotten onto his very last nerve.
Ienzo grabbed onto Xehanort for comfort, “Did we get it yet?”
“NO.” Everyone bellowed, forcing the boy to sit up quickly.
“Ugh. Seriously? Let me look at it.” Ienzo grabbed the original paper and stared at the first letters.
“Belles.”
“Yeah, we all got that part.”
Ienzo frowned, “Was that the 27% that was already figured out? I would assume our first 3 hours were based on that.”
Xehanort nodded, “That’s what I figured. Kairi is also in there.”
Ienzo stared at ‘Belles’ and ‘Kairi’ for the longest time, “Ugh. Why does everything have to do with Kairi? That old man should be shot for his dumb passwords.”
Dilan looked at the time. They had spent too long on this. Three hours for the first attempt, an hour for getting the letters, and another four trying to solve it. “Boys. We don’t have much time left. Look.”
All eyes went to the clock. Ansem could return any minute ********. ******** it all.” Braig got up and slapped his notepad down, “There’s no ******** way I’m going to get caught doing this! And there’s no ******** way I’m going to walk away without some type of information! Someone should just strangle that stupid ‘Princess Kairi’ and make her squeal the password—“
Ienzo blinked. Why hadn’t it registered? “PRINCESS?”
They fell silent, Braig was halted in a rather interesting position. Even leaned closer to Ienzo, “What about it?”
“That’s….that’s it. Princesses. Kairi is a ‘Princess’. And then there’s Belle!”
Xehanort should have realized it before. He started to write their names down, “Snow White…Aurora…Alice…Jasmine…Cinderella.”
Elaeus groaned, “Is that seriously the password? A bunch of retarded Princess names?”
Xehanort went over to the computer and typed it all in, “And Kairi….”
The computer started to crunch away, windows taking awhile to load before it accepted the password. All of them grumbled angrily. They had spent an entire night trying to figure out a dumb password…and it was all a bunch of dumb princess names!!
Very aggravating.
Xehanort clicked about and tried to figure where the secret document was when something popped up, “Ugh, you’d think he’d have spam blocker on this or something.”
Braig grabbed Xehanort’s hand from clicking the ‘X’ button. “Look at what it is.”
Dilan leaned closer, “It’s a man.”
All of them got closer then.
“Hello, Master, it’s me…Tron! Are you ready to play?” The man asked happily.
Xehanort glanced at Ienzo, “Is…this some type of…a game?”
Ienzo shrugged, “I’m not sure…it doesn’t seem like it’s…dirty…” Yet.
“Dirty?” Tron asked.
“It can HEAR us?” Even questioned.
“Us? Are you not alone, Master?”
“Uhh…I have…Kairi with me.” Xehanort covered up quickly, hissing at the others to keep quiet.
“Hello, Princess Kairi! It’s a pleasure to meet you again.”
The group looked at who should imitate Kairi. Elaeus was picked and he sighed before clearing his throat and did his best Kairi impression, “Hello Tron!”
Braig covered his mouth and a few snorts came out. Even Xehanort was having trouble keeping a straight face.
“How may I be of service, Master?”
“I’m looking for a specific document….you know…THE document.”
Tron smiled and nodded, “Of course, Master, I’ll get it up for you right away.” Tron disappeared for a moment and Ienzo leaned closer to Xehanort.
“Is…it working?”
Xehanort shivered as he felt Ienzo’s breath on his neck. He glared at him before shrugging, “I’m not sure yet.”
Tron came back up, “Here you go, Master.” The document arrived on the screen and the group leaned in closely.
“The study on hearts…this is it!” Xehanort replied happily, “We’ve..done it. Get me a CD, we’ll need to save this.”
It was then that the computer fuzzed up and something popped up on the computer. He frowned and watched as a video was going, “What….is this?”
Braig shook his head, “I’m…not sure.”
The video was inside a bathroom of some sort. Then Xehanort entered in and started to take his clothes off. Xehanort quickly put his hands on the screen, “Oh my god, why is this on here? HOW did he get a video of me…”
They all fell silent before Braig inserted the disc. He clicked the copy button and whistled. Xehanort glared, “What are you doing?”
“I’m going to watch it. Maybe the documents are after your stripping experience?”
Dilan blinked, “He could be right. This might alarm us and ward us off. He’s covering it up with this video.”
Xehanort shook his head, “Why don’t I watch it? I mean…it is about me.”
Braig snorted, “I don’t care who it’s about, I’m going to find the information.”
Then all of them heard noises. They muted the computer and fell silent as they heard the footsteps coming this way. Braig quickly ejected his disc and smiled at it before slipping it into his jacket. Everyone scrambled to gather up their items and Xehanort held the shut down button. He tapped his foot and waited for it to close down.
“Come on, come on.” Xehanort hissed as the footsteps got louder. The group of men waved for him to forget the computer and to hurry up. The blip of the computer showed it was off. He quickly rushed over to them and watched the door close. They all quickly moved through the hallways and found the back way to their rooms, arriving in Xehanort’s and all falling to the ground completely and utterly exhausted.
“I can’t believe….we just did that.”
Braig shook his head, “I’m going to ******** murder every princess I know.”
Xehanort nodded, “Yeah…” He sat up, “Okay. He might come in to see us, so…what’s our back-up story?”
Dilan spoke up, “Worked really late on the documents until a few hours ago, and we all just crashed in here.”
Ienzo yawned, “Sounds good. Let’s sleep.”
Elaeus hissed, “Everyone fake sleeping, I think he’s coming.”
Xehanort scrambled into his bed and watched as Braig greedily jumped in to take up the vacant space beside the guy, ruffling up Xehanort’s hair before slipping the disc under the pillow and stretching his limbs out across the man. Dilan turned onto his stomach and laid down, hiding his face. Elaeus shoved Ienzo down and used him as a pillow, stony face unmoving. Even went halfway underneath the bed and sprawled out, just so he didn’t have to sleep. Though he found some rather interesting things hidden underneath Xehanort’s bed….
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Ansem the Wise opened up Xehanort’s door and saw the entire group sprawled out in the room, each snoring or breathing softly in their slumber. He smirked at the odd predicament before clearing his throat, “Boys? Boys!”
They started to wake up, Braig rubbing his shoulder’s…only to find out it was actually Xehanort he was touching. He frowned and moved away, staring over at Master Ansem curiously. “Uh. Sir?”
“What are you all doing in here?”
“Sleeping,” Elaeus grumbled, jabbing his pillow only to have it squirm underneath his head. He frowned and forgot it was actually Ienzo.
“Why, is more the question.”
“We worked all night to finish your documents…” Dilan said and yawned before turning to his side, “We hope you’re satisfied with our work.”
Ansem laughed, “You didn’t have to get it all done in one night!”
Xehanort sighed, “Oh…well…we did.” He rolled over and shoved Braig away, trying to find a better spot to sleep in.
“I suppose I should leave you boys to sleep a few more hours, hmm? Was Kairi any trouble?”
Ienzo gave a small whine before clearing his throat, “No, she was wonderful.”
Ansem smiled, “That’s good. Well…get some more shut eye, boys, I believe you’ll need it.” He left the room and the group let out a soft sigh of relief. They had duped the old man. Awesome.
Braig pulled out the disc and moved over to Xehanort’s computer, inserting it quietly. The computer whirred and the document popped back up again before going to the video of Xehanort. By this time most of the group had made it over to see what they had pulled from Ansem’s computer.
“There he goes again, stripping like the whore that he is,” Even commented as Xehanort was still lying in bed. The boy perked up and frowned as he saw what they were watching.
“Just look away, I don’t want you seeing me get undressed! That’s just weird.”
Braig shook his head, “I’m still trying to figure out why this is in here…”
“Maybe Ansem likes Xehanort?” Ienzo suggested with a stifled yawn.
Xehanort wanted to snarl but knew no one was paying attention to him. It was then that the entire group tilted their heads to the left and then to the right. “What is going on over there?” Xehanort got out of bed and went over. “Whuaah??? I’m in the shower!!”
“Shhh, it’s getting to a good part.”
“This is a good angle for you.”
Xehanort grabbed Braig’s shoulders and shook him, “It is not! I don’t want you watching me shower!”
“Why…do you…do things in the shower?” Ienzo questioned, though wondered why he even spoke. The entire group snorted at the thought of Xehanort being one of those boys.
“N-no, I just find it highly intrusive upon my personal boundaries. You’re looking at my naked body, don’t I have a good reason to be hesitant on such a subject?”
Dilan nodded, “Of course you do. Now be quiet, I think it’s almost over.”
Twenty minutes later and they were finally watching the screen disappear.
“God, about time. You’re a great looking guy, Xehanort, but I don’t really want to see you rub your body like that ever again.” Braig stared at the document before them and hit the print button, “Let’s get this over quickly.”
“No s**t,” Elaeus growled. They watched the printer spit out paper and they gathered them up, looking through them curiously.
Xehanort frowned, “Wait. This…isn’t about the hearts….that we wanted.”
Dilan stared over his shoulder, “Then what is it?”
Elaeus sighed, “I think it’s a recipe on how to make mushrooms and chicken hearts…”
Ienzo snatched it out of Xehanort’s hands and looked. His mouth dropped, “Oh my god. Elaeus is right. But…on the screen that’s not what it sa—“
Xigbar ripped the paper from Ienzo’s hand and flipped to the last page. There was a giant picture of Ansem pointing at them. In big letters it said ‘You’re FIRED.’
Everyone went completely silent. That was it. They were done for. Ansem would find out and they’d be royally ********. Even sat down in the chair and covered his mouth with a hand, “******** sighed and balled the papers up, “That’s it. We’re done. We can’t cover this up. He knows too much. He’s probably in the computer room right now and he probably knows we’ve been in there. It was nice knowing you guys…”
“Wait, stop, he can’t possibly fire us over something like this. We’ll find a way around it. Just….yeah….” Ienzo slapped his hand to his face, “Ugh. We’re screwed.”
The door opened and the group jumped, trying to hide the computer and act normal. It wasn’t working.
“Boys….we need to talk.”
The group stared around as Xehanort turned the monitor off with a quick jab of the button, “Oh? What…about?”
Ansem held up a stick. One that once belonged to a certain sucker Xehanort had eaten the previous night. Their eyes all went about to the others knowing they had been caught.
“Uh…well…I…um.” Xehanort smiled slightly, “Uh…w-what about it? Seems to be a stick.”
“It was in…THE computer room. The one you’re not allowed in.”
The group went utterly quiet. What now? Ienzo suddenly got a brilliant idea.
“Oh, Kairi was playing games in there, she must have left it in there on accident.”
“Oh really? What about this?” Ansem held up a pack of cigarettes. Dilan quickly patted his pockets. He frowned as he noticed he was missing a pack. ******** Kairi and her silly habits,” Braig joked but Ansem didn’t laugh. He cleared his throat and lost his smile, “Um. Sir, we can explain.”
“Please do.”
Xehanort stepped forward, “We were curious about the workings of the computer…we didn’t know why it was so restricted from our grasps, so we wanted to see how it worked. But…it needed a password, so our attempt to see why that computer is so special…was never reached.”
Ansem scoffed, “Then what would these be?” He gingerly held up pieces of paper that had anagrams on it.
“Oooh, you know how Xehanort is with his silly anagram games,” Even lied. “Must have slipped from his pocket.”
“This one is in Elaeus’s handwriting, Even. Why don’t you boys just tell the truth and the punishment will be less than what I’m thinking of right now.”
Ienzo sighed, “OKAY. I was forced to attend to Kairi all day while everyone else did all of the work. We wanted to get it done as quickly as possible so we could see what was on the computer. We got there and tried to hack it, but it took three hours for only a small percentage of the damn thing to work, so instead we put it in as a random assortment that we could anagram later on. After an hour of waiting, we got the code. But it was so long none of us could figure it out….until we realized it was a bunch of Princesses.”
Ansem snorted, “Princesses?”
Their frowns grew even more somber. “Yes…princesses,” Braig mumbled.
“Ahaha! That’s good. It shows my computer really does work in blocking you idiots from actual documents. So you got in, I’m assuming, to the fake program I set up. Which document did you go to? They all have wonderful things on every single one of them.”
Xehanort gapped, “We went to the hearts ones because we told you of our research and we knew you had parts of the information we needed on there!”
Ansem stroked his beard in deep thought before smirking, “Oh yes. And it was a recipe for chicken hearts and mushrooms, wasn’t it?”
“Yeah, after there was a porno of Xehanort on there,” Braig remarked bitterly.
Ansem started to laugh then. It was a very maniacal laugh, filled with a victorious bellow. He knew something they didn’t know, and it was starting to freak them out.
“If you think watching him shower is bad you should see him after he drinks. Well, I’m glad we got this cleared up. I hope you boys learned your lesson! Now get to work, you’re not allowed to sleep after such an incredulous act during my absence.”
Ansem left without a word while the group stood there staring at each other. Xehanort made an awful noise, “After a few drinks?? What do I do?? I have to know! Dammit! Damn him and his damn fake Princess password!!!” Braig watched the man whip around and point at all of them, seeing the dull eyes suddenly light up with vigor. “I don’t care what it takes to get those videos off of his computer, but by god we’re going to do it. I don’t want him having such evidence against me!!!” It was then Xehanort walked out of the room angrily.
The rest of the group shrugged and went to follow while Braig hung back and looked at the computer. He poked the button and pulled his disc out, putting it into his pocket. “Who knows when I’ll need this dirt, eh?” He reached the door and the last thing heard from him was, “******** princesses,” before it went silent.
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