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Crew

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:00 pm


post all your funny stories! like my babysitter getting drunk...
Michael and I were sneaking out to the square as we usually do, and here comes our babysitter, carrying an angel statue and wobbling down the sidewalk. Mike: Hey, are you drunk? :Him: ... and kept walking :me: I think he is... :Mike: eh, whatever... He shrugged and we went to the square. After like 3 hours of sitting outside a bar (we were hiding in this bush and talking to the drunk people that came out) we went home and found our helpless babysitter on the porch laying facedown, his pants pulled down to his ankles. We tried to pull him up and get him inside, to no avail. :Mike: This isn't working... :me: maybe if we scare him? :mike: hmm... OMG GET UP I JUST WAS LIGHTNING AND IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US IN A MINIVAN!!! I started laughing as the babysitter sat up, looked around, then laid back down. :me: ok... my turn... THERE'S A FIRE ON YOUR HEAD!!! RUN FOR IT!!!! Michael started laughing when this did nothing, not even a twitch. Finally we started dragging him by his hands inside when he stood up (I turned around) and told him his pants were down and he was on the porch. We all walked inside as michael's mom called, and he had to go home. He hung up the phone after talking to his mom, and we waited for her while the babysitter went to sleep on our couch.
THE END
PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:12 pm


xd rofl

meangrnmachine


Dryad~Bubble
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:13 pm


xd
PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:21 pm


now, Michael and I love to do stuff to my brother. Well one night we were going through my birthday presents and found makeup. I don't wear makeup, so we figured, we should at least put it to use. We also grabbed some of my underwear and a bra and snuck to my brother's room, where he was sleeping peacefully. We put the underwear on him first, hitting the deck when he opened his eyes and looked around. After that we were more careful (we had just pulled it on him and straightened it before) with the bra, that was harder because he kept having to scratch and moving his arm, finally though we got it on him and we even stuffed some tissue paper in it. Last we put on some nice purple eyeshadow, hot pink lipstick, mascara, and this weird smelling blush my friend Callie got me. (the mascara was a PAIN) finally as we were about to take a picture, owen woke up and we ran out of the room. He got up and we decided to go uptown. As we went outside michael and I started laughing when owen said," just a minute, I need to pee." and proceded to do so over the side of the porch. Mike and Me: XDDXDDXDDXDDXDD :Owen: What are you guys laughing about? Finally he looks down and sees the underwear and bra, then procedes to look in the window to see his reflection. :Owen: Oh, you guys are asses. Then he proceded to chases us with my underwear and bra, which were never seen again.
THE END

lovesicles
Crew


meangrnmachine

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:23 pm


rofl

that one was great. hehe...even put tissue paper. nice.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:49 pm


Ok, two in one post while I have them in my head
Michael Owen and I frequently go to the town square and play at the park during the night. We also love to preten=d there're "lickers" (those things from Resident evil that attack you with their tongue) around town and we fight them. The toughest would be "train lickers" well while we were fighting the train lickers, michael fell into the fountain and as Owen and I walked around the fountain he pulled Owen in and I jumped back to stay dry. (Now we've always played in that fountain, and we've been told off many times, and what do you know, the day after one time we're told off, my neice decided to go swimming there and she gets front page in the newspaper. Go figure.) I laughed as they stood over the central spout, seeing who could last longest with it hittinh them between the legs. Eventually I noticed a police car coming and told them so. I ran off and hid while they jumped out just as the car drove past. :Michael: Oh crap, I forgot my shoes! Owen: Haha, well I di... CRAP I forgot mine too. :me: haha, I didn't forget anything cause I was smarter than you two numbskulls. We shut up as the police officer drove past again then turned and drove off. Michael and Owen both got a cold and I was very entertained for the rest of the night.
Now as a little kid my brother and I've always been afraid of the dark, though Owen way more than me. We have these masks in our closet of frankenstein's monster, dracula, and a dog. Well when we were young I loved to pull on the frankenstein's monster mask and pop out at my brother, who would commence in screaming and starting to cry. Thus I would take off the mask and laugh then run off. Well this was Halloween night, and I kept changing masks. First Dracula, then the Dog (he wasn't as a fraid of this one, but I did a pretty good impersonation of a dog with rabies when I put shaving cream on the mask's mouth) then Frankenstein's monster. Well eventually I got bored and took off the mask to show him it was me, at this he started crying even louder and I noticed a dark spot in his pants getting bigger as he peed himself. Guess I'm scarier than a mask. xD
THE END

lovesicles
Crew


lovesicles
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:53 pm


short one that just happened today.
I call my mom every weekend since I moved to California and am living with some of her friends(she lives in Illinois), well today when I called she was in church and my brother picked up the phone :Owen: Hello?: :me: Hi, is mom there?: Owen: no, she's at church.: :me: grah, I'll call back la...: in the background you hear michael's voice: mike: OWEN!!! KICK RACHEL FOR ME!!! :me: oh jebus, michael's there, isn't she? :Owen: hey Michael, Rachel just called you a she! :mike: Oh, I'm gonna kick her a**! Gimme the phone! :me: hah, you can try but I've constructed a sword of marshmallows that is unbreakable! :mike: oh yeah well... I'll eat the sword! :me: they're EXPIRED MARSHMALLOWS!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! :mike: ahhh, I broke my tooth! :Owen: gimme the phone! I wanna eat a marshmallow! :Mike: no, I need to ask her why she moved to California. :me: To get away from Owen. :mike: oooh, Owen she just burned you! :me: -whispered- michael, you're bald! :mike: what! I am not bald! :me: give Owen the phone. surprised wen: yeah? :me: michael's bald! he's wearing a wig! :Owen: I'm gonna go take it off him then: He sets the phone down and I hear :Owen: hy michael, nice weather we're having... :Mike: wtf? we're inside, dude. surprised we: yeah.. right... GIMME THAT WIG! :mike: ah god! get him off of me! ahh it burns!! surprised wen: RACHEL YOU LIAR! HE'S NOT WEARING A WIG! Just some of your underwear! :mike: oh now you're going down!: at that point I was laughing so hard I didn't notice the cell phone had diedand I couldn't continue T-T
PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:25 pm


lol. I like the fountain one. mrgreen

meangrnmachine


meangrnmachine

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:26 pm


ooh, I'm in california. how come you're not w/ your family?

edit: you don't have to tell me if you dont' want... sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:32 pm


meangrnmachine
ooh, I'm in california. how come you're not w/ your family?

edit: you don't have to tell me if you dont' want... sweatdrop
eh, I'm a wanderer, I got bored being in Illinois for so long and I started getting bad grades so she sent me out here to stay with Taz and Rick (my guardians here) since Rick's a teacher.

lovesicles
Crew


meangrnmachine

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:44 pm


oh. that's kinda cool...sorta.

isn't the california weather awesome? xD
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