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 Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:49 pm
At the top of the show right after the opening cinamatic...
Don't you wanna go for a ride
Down to the other side
Feels so good you could cry
Now won't you do what I told you?!
The fans began to boo as the music of the former champ started to blare. Sure enough he emerged from behind the curtain in a dark blue suit with a red tie, shades covering the disdain in his eyes. He walked down the ramp slowly and deliberately as the fans shouted their hateful jeers at him, but the way he reacted it was as if the audience was silent.
I remember when you used to be shy
Hey once we were so fine
You and I
Now why you gotta make it so hard on me?!
Yeah it's hard on me...
And i'm sorry but it's not a mistake
And i'm running but you're getting away!
He stepped up into the ring and was handed a microphone by the ringside attendant, he yanked it away like she was an animal. He waited for the boos to die down as much as they would before speaking.
"As that petty little graphic just showed, i'm booked tonight in a one on one match against Jed, in which no outside interference will be allowed. Big deal management, you see usually when an intelligent company books a match and someone interferes in it, the match is thrown out anyway. Making that stipulation is redundant, but not as redundant as calling this company inept at best. You see, me and Jed have a storied past, and the last time the two of us locked up in WWE:E we nearly killed eachother, we destroyed the backstage area, and I -still- walked away with his championship. And what does WWE:E management do? Am I rewarded? Am I featured as a top man? Am I promoted? NO! I'm immediatly placed into a program against Cartwright and Kelly King 2.0, one man who has never beaten me and the other who has always been jealous of me. Because of it, the numbers game combined with my nearly crippling injuries from my previous matches with Jed I lost my title and was never given a fair rematch."
The fans booe'd and jeered at Landry's complaining, wanting him to get on with his story.
"And now, that management has -finally- remembered to book me in meaningful matches again, I'm booked against none other than Jed. Oh I get it boss, loud and clear. You want me injured, you want me to be so demoralized from continuous nonstop crippling matches that i'm forced to quit so I can't threaten your little golden boys. Well forget it! I am a former WWE:E Champion, and I am the Heartbreaker! So there will be no happy endings for anyone, and that means if you want me to wrestle a match against that psychopath pill popper you can forget it! Give me a real contestant, give me a match, not a deathrap! I dare you!"
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:54 pm
The lights shut out for several seconds and many of fans looked around wondering if there was some kind of power outing or whatnot. It was only when the music hit that they discovered the power hadn't gone out. The power had come back in the form of a very legendary individual.
Red Eyes and Tears, no more for you my love I fear.
Red Eyes and Tears, no more for you my love I fear.
No more fear, no more fear, I'm in love.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:56 pm
Mike groaned and wrenched his neck, he honestly couldn't beleive that he was hearing what he was hearing. He walked over to the ropes and hung his head on the top, rubbing his eyes to try and get a clear view of who was coming out.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:19 pm
AJ pushed the curtain to his side with the biggest smirk on his face. He wore his throwback Gretzky jersey for the hometown, his hometown, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The fans absolutely went apeshit over Warner coming back, not for his accomplishments in WWE:E, but rather for his accomplishment elsewhere. WWE:U Champion, FFA:TF World Heavyweight Champion, WWE:U Money in the Bank I winner, it was the perfect trifecta. But now it had seemed he had come to WWE:E to make an impact, the first victim: Mike Landry.
AJ walked down the ramp with no flashy taunts, now wasn't the time. Warner slapped the hands of many young and old fans with a smile that could not be broken. He hopped onto the apron and climbed under the top rope to look Landry dead in the eyes. Warner made his way to the turnbuckle, and still without posing, got the fans to scream even louder if they hadn't before. Warner hopped down as the music died and the lights were turned back on and now heard throughout the arena was a chorus of "H-J-K! H-J-K!" AJ chuckled and grabbed a mic from a stirred Tony Chimmel and looked Landry dead on still, pacing back and fourth until coming to a stop.
"So what do we have here? Some kind of nifty champion? Where's your belt boy? Where's all that talking coming from? You think this business is impressed? The only reason people have to look at that goddamn baboon a** you call a face is because their friends called them up, sent them a text... and said AJ Warner is BACK!" The fans popped loudly for AJ again, now starting a "THANK YOU AJ! (clap clap, clapclapclap)" chant. AJ looked Landry dead on and raised his mic to his lips.
"And Mike Landry, you indignant b*****d, you conceited p***k, you two-faced whore, I have come back, for my title, for my people..." the fans popped at this but AJ raised his hand and the people quickly stopped. "And because you need to be put in your place. See you got most assholes on this show like Cartwright and like yourself because your parents didn't whoop your a** enough. Because when little Mikey wanted pop tarts for dinner, Mikey got pop tarts for dinner. Well Mike, I'm gonna break it down to you. Coming from me, this place, hell, no wrestling fed, is all candy cane bridges and cotton candy clouds. I've been stranded in hell, I've been sent down and stuck with my two friends, pain and misery, and I've been OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS to Mrs. Landrys house, it is NOT NICE MIKE!" The fans laughed at Warner as he was just making a little show of this. "And because of the missed a**-whoopings, because you can't have c**-flavored pop tarts anymore Michael, I'm going to put you in check, once and for all."
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:38 pm
The crowd was eating up AJ digging into Landry, but Mike wasn't having any of it.
"Waah waah waah waah waah, 'i've been through hell, my life sucks, boo hoo hoo hoo hoo please love me!" He mocked AJ with a whiney voice.
"Deal with it you miserable whiner, since you've been gone for so long let me fill you in on what's been passing you by. In WWE:U I was kicked off of a steel cage for the second time in my career at Wrestlemania, then -immediatly- bounced back to win the brand spanking new WWE:U Heavyweight Champion. I went through hell fending off a roid raging Jed, trying to keep my career in order and came out Champion. In the FFA I had to deal with Kelly King 2.0 trying to get me to quit, trying to make me give up on everything i've done to build in this business and I came out the Money in the Bank Conqueror. In DCW I had to deal with yet another backstage politicing lowlife trying to keep me down and I came out DCW Champion. So you see, Warner, I don't care what you have to throw at me. I don't care what you have to say. I don't care if the next thing you do is spit in my face or burst into flames. I only care about dealing with these spiteful insignificant fans and the fat lazy bastards sitting in the back running this company and once again becomeing WWE:E Champion. If you want to stand in my way while I do that, then far be it for me to stop you, because I would love to Break your Heart just like all the others. So tell me Warner, is this really how you want to make your come back?"
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:52 pm
"Landry, you don't care what I say, and don't get em wrong, I understand but... do you think any of us give a flying ******** what you say?" The fans were drawn into this, whistling and cheering on in support of Warner. "Mike, you talk about how you've beaten Nuke, Jed, 2.0, there not involved in this. Do you think I care? Because in this business, you haven't pinned me once. So you can take your one hundred and eighty-three pounds of s**t to the back Mike if you think that I'm supposed to be intimidated? Am I Mike? Am I really the guy that seems threatened?" He lowered the mic and before Landry could say anything, AJ yelled into the mic. "I'M NOT ASKING YOU, I'M ASKING MY HOMETOWN BABY!" The fans wooed in awe of Warner and how he was so energetic and... face? "I HJK'd Disciple off a steel cage, I did a front-flip pedigree on that same monster from one 20-foot ladder to the other to get my name in the books, and what did you do? You know what you can do? Catch." AJ threw his mic up in the air hoping Landry would be distratced by it. If so, Warner would take three steps back and go for a Killing Spree on the Innovator!
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:54 pm
Mike's eyes were lazy as he really didn't give a damn about AJ's latest speech, but when the mic flew up in the air he went to catch it instinctively so he wouldn't be hit in the head, but that only caused him to be kicked in the face by the Killing Spree, laying him out in the ring.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:57 pm
AJ stood over Landry as plenty of camera flashes went off and the fans went nuts over Warner laying out Landry. "Forget winning matches, forget the good times. Because the boogeyman is real, and your looking at him."
Red Eyes and Tears - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
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