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 Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 4:26 pm
Most of you know how this works, but for those who don't.... Quote: PERSON 1: I wish I had a cookie Quote: PERSON 2: Granted, but it's poisoned I wish I had a puppy Quote: Person 3: Granted, but it's a demon puppy I wish I had a billion dollars
Got it? I'll start it.
I wish I could shoot Chang without getting demoted....
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 4:44 pm
Granted, instead of demotion, you are court-martialed and carcerated in an undisclosed Barton prison camp in Cuba.
I wish school would hurry up and end already.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:14 pm
Granted, but then school starts up again the next week and never ends this time.
I wish they continued to make Futurama.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:22 pm
Granted, except all episodes comprise mainly of Dr. Zoidberg scuttling across the screen for 30 minutes.
I wish the damn Boot Camp will reform itself so I can take a vacation.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:29 pm
granted but the guild gets shut down due to copyright of something.
i wish that i had 20 dollars. D:
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 3:00 pm
Granted, it eats you.
I wish dinner was ready already.
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:27 pm
granted but it bursts into flames
i wish that i could falcon punch people =D
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 9:07 pm
Granted, but eventually your fist ends up in a horse rectum.
I wish I would just get a band already.
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 9:45 am
granted, but it's a church band.
i wish for a normal penny.
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:23 am
Granted, but it is shot through your forehead by a cannon.
I wish I could control time.
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:10 pm
Granted, but it disrupts time-space continuum and we all are thrust into a parallel universe with no way to get back.
I wish for world peace. xp
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:09 am
Granted, but it lasts for 5 minutes before everyone gets bored and starts another war.
I wish I had a Tommy Gun (AKA an M1A1 Thompson Submachine Gun)
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:32 pm
granted, but you get gunned down in a drive-by.
i wish that i was better at pixel art D:
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:59 pm
Granted, but you make pixel bestiality.
I wish I could just move out already.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:49 am
granted but you end up having to room with a smelly uber nerd
I wish the little kids at work would coperate
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