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METAL GEAR SOLID: Insert Catchy Subtitle Here

Chapter One: A Humble Beginning

Note: None of the characters in this story belong to me, unless stated otherwise. Nyeh.

I will write a full copyright at the end of this page.
-The Jester from Devil May Cry 3 walks onto the stage -

Jester: Why hello there, kiddies! Welcome to MGS:ICSH! This particular fan fiction takes place in a time and location, where all characters from all games and anime live together, in harmony for the most part. But wary you should be! Many a trick some have up their sleeves, yes!

Dante: (From offstage) Dammit, how many times have I told you to shut your mouth!

Jester: (Panicky) Eh! Well, that's all, enjoy the show!

-The curtains close and the scene fades away. As it does, gunshots, presumably from Ebony and Ivory are heard, along with 'Oh! Ow! Yikes!'

The next scene fades in. A medium sized, quaint house is seen. As the camera moves in, the words 'Snake's House' appear on the screen.-

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Inside the House
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-Snake is sitting in a recliner, listening to Otacon drab on about something. Snake wasn�t paying attention. -

Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: And that's when I realized, we were out of milk!

Dave 'Solid Snake': (to himself) Oh, God...Make it stop..

Otacon: Hm? You say something?

Snake: Me? Nope.

Otacon: Good, because you aren�t going to believe what happened next. The grocery store was out of milk too!

-Suddenly, the door opens and a familiar shadow appears. Snake looks over at it-

Snake: Jesus Christ! Metal Gear!

-Snake grabbed his SOCOM and began blasting at the shadow-

Metal Gear Mk II: Ah! Hey! Ow!

-The shadow retracted and a man with brown hair and a long coat walked into the room-

Gillian Seed: Snake, what the hell is wrong with you?

Snake: Well, sorry! It's not my fault he looks like Metal Gear!

Gillian: For crying out loud, Snake. He's modeled after Metal Gear. Hell, his freaking name is Metal Gear Mk II!

-Metal walked into the room, his claw attachment removing a bulled that had lodged in his metallic body-

Metal: Snake, please refrain from shooting at me all the time.

-Otacon walked to Snake and took his SOCOM-

Snake: Ah?

Otacon: You aren�t getting this back until you learn not to shoot at Metal every time he walks through a doorway!

Snake: (mumbling again) Stupid nerd. I'll get him when he..

Otacon: What was that?

Snake: I said you were a b*****d and I hate you.

Otacon: (walking off) Whatever. It�s for your own good.

Snake: So, anything fun happen to you guys today?

Gillian: Well, the turbocycle almost got hijacked by CJ again.

Snake: Again?

Metal: If it weren't for the fact that it was VTOL capable, he would have been successful, too.

Snake: Ah, I'll lay some claymores in his driveway later tonight.

Gillian: Thanks.

-Otacon walked back into the room-

Otacon: Look at this! I found the milk! Who would have thought it would be in the fridge?

-Otacon walked off again, Gillian and Snake just shook their heads-

Gillian: By the way, have you heard from Vash lately?

Snake: No, I think he went looking for Knives again.

Gillian: Oh.

-Gillian thought for a second.-

Gillian: Say, want to go see what's happening with Raiden? I heard he and Rose have a big announcement to make.

Snake: They're engaged?

Gillian: Maybe. One way to find out. I suggest we leave Hal to his milk, though.

Snake: Agreed. Let's go.

-After heading outside, Gillian Seed, Solid Snake and Metal Gear Mk II walked through a couple of streets and ended up at Raiden's house-

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Raiden's House
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Gillian: Metal, ring the doorbell, would you?

Metal: But Gillian, Snake is standing right next to it!

Snake: Shut up and do it, tin can.

Metal: Hmph.

-Metal did as he was told, and within seconds, Raiden answered the door-

Jack 'Raiden': Oh, hi guys. I suppose you got my message then-ACK!

-Snake had grabbed Raiden by the collar and lifted him off the ground-

Snake: Out with it, pansy-boy. What's the big announcement?

Raiden: Ugh...I'm gonna...tell everyone...at tonight's...barbeque..OOF!

-Snake dropped Raiden on the ground-

Snake: Dammit kid, you know I hate barbeques!

Gillian: Oh, come on, Snake. It won�t be so bad. I think Meyrl will be there..

Snake: And that makes me want to go, how?

Gillian: I dunno, that a** is something else�

Snake: Hey, aren't you already happily married to Jamie?

Gillian: Oh! Well, you got me there.

Snake: (Sighing) Fine..I...ll come.

Raiden: Yeah! Now I'll be the life of the town! People always say "Hey, Raiden, you have no friends! Your parties suck!" Well, not anymore. I can say "Hey, screw you, Solid Snake was at my last party!"

-Snake was giving Raiden a death glare-

Raiden: Uh..Then again, I could just...Y'know, hand my head in shame�

Snake: Much better. Gillian, Metal, let�s go.

-Snake and Metal walked off-

Gillian: Well, see you later, I guess.

-Gillian turned to the other two-

Gillian: Hey, wait up!
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Raiden's House- The Paaaahtaaay!
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-If one were to look around the outside area, he would likely see a bunch of characters talking and eating poorly grilled sausages -

Snake: Yet another thing precious Jacky can't do.

Liquid Snake: You are quite correct, brother! These sausages are inferior! Perhaps they got some bad cells from their father!

Snake: Uhh, Liquid� Sausages don�t have fathers. They're a type of food produced from pigs.

Liquid:...I knew that!

-Uhh, thanks guys. Getting back to the topic at hand.. At a quick glance, one could see Spike Spiegel sitting in a chair while Edward Wong Hau Peppolou Trivolusky the IVth and Ein were chasing around him, Lente and Scolar Visari talking with Jan Templar and General Vaughton like old war buddies (which is ironic, seeing as they are adversaries in a conflict), Henry Townshend, Harry Mason and James Sunderland talking about all the weird crap that happened to them, while Cybil Bennet, Maria Sunderland, Heather Mason and Eileen Galvin did the same, Tsukasa wondering if this barbeque was actually inside The World, Sawamura Seiji trying to feed Kasugano Midori a sausage and a band consisting of Haruhara Haruko, Nandaba Naota and for some reason Alphonse Elric. For a party Raiden was throwing, things were going surprisingly good. After the makeshift band finished their version of Seether's 'Remedy', Raiden, wearing a strangely familiar tuxedo, walked arm-in-arm onto the stage with Rosemary-

Raiden: (tapping the microphone) Ahem...Is this thing on?

-Snake got up from his chair-

Snake: You suck! Get off the stage!

Raiden: Uhh..I have...an announcement to make.

-Raiden said this as he dodged bottles flying through the air, one could only guess they were from Snake-

Raiden: Um...Wow...This is hard to say..

Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin: Get on with it, you fool!

George 'Solidus Snake' Sears: Jack! I brought you up to be a killing machine, not some pansy who can't even talk infront of a crowd!

Raiden: Ok, the announcement is.....Rose is a man.

-The entire party stood with their jaws wide open-

Rosemary: Uhh....Jack?

Raiden: Hm? Ah, crap, that's not what I meant! We're getting married!

-Everyone started clapping. Snake walked onto the stage-

Raiden: Oh, Snake old buddy! You want to-UGH!

-Snake pushed Raiden off the stage and grabbed the mic-

Snake: Ahem. Meyrl.

-Meyrl, who was swapping gun secrets with Cybil turned around-

Snake: I just wanted to say...I'm sorry. Sorry for leaving for dead at Shadow Moses. And sorry for killing your dog.

Meyrl Campbell: Killing my dog?

Snake: Didn't I tell you about that? Ah, crap�

Meyrl: You're an a**, Snake�

Snake: Does this mean you'll go out with me?

Meyrl: Burn in hell!

Snake: Is that a yes?

-Meyrl stormed off. Snake stood on the stage silently. Raiden attempted to put his hand on Snake's shoulder, but Snake grabbed his hand in CQC and busted his a** down to the ground-

Snake: Dammit kid, don't touch me!
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Close
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Well, that�s the end of chapter one. I hope you enjoyed it, I certainly enjoyed writing it. And now for the obligitory copyright procedures.

Metal Gear, SNATCHER, Silent Hill and their characters are Copyright Konami of Japan.

Midori Days, Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist, Furi Kuri, .hack/SIGN, Trigun and their characters are copyrighted by their respected production compainies.

Lente, Scolar Visari, Templar, Vaughton, KILLZONE and Helghast are all copyright Guerilla.

Dante, Ebony and Ivory, the Jester and Devil May Cry are copyrights of Capcom Inc.

See you next time.

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