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I've had lots. I tend to do stupid stuff to have fun.

An example would be when I tried to jump over the 'fence' around my aunt's porch. See, I'm apparently the walking contradiction of a white boy who can jump. I've outlept basketball players before, and it's quite funny to me. Anyway! At this point I was too close to the 'fence' when I jumped, and thus, didn't have time to retract my foot completely. One ankle caught on the wooden 2x4, and the laws of physics made me a Beyblade. I did a frontflip, went over the 'fence', and landed on my back. Hit my back on the stone thing that goes around my aunts garden, and I'm pretty sure I came close to stabbing myself with something, though I don't remember what. It hurt. The 'uh-oh' moment was when I was able to see my foot -- with the sky under it.

When I was a kid, I fell off the second floor ledge onto the first floor. This was indoors. I distinctly remember tripping on a Hot Wheels and flying off the edge. I hit the ground, and the shock wave knocked the huge tv we had back then off the table. It landed approximately 6" or so away from my head.

I once found a fan in my room -- one of those hand held ones they sell at the dollar store during summer, y'know? Well, when I found it, it had what looked like water on it. I picked it up and looked closer, smelled it, and it appeared to be water. Wiped it off with my finger, looked at it again, and licked it off.
Yeah.
It was battery acid.
Turns out that after you get past the first few layers of skin, your tongue really is quite literally just a blob of flesh. There aren't even any taste buds down there, though it wouldn't matter if there were; once you burn your tongue off, your pretty much ******** on eating anything for a very long while.
Mom got home later on, and asked me if I'd shaved. My.... tongue. So, not wanting to admit how highly stupid what actually happened made me look, I said yes.

I once tried to climb a steep uphill gravel road that was covered in ice while wearing socks. I'm not kidding. I tripped and happened to be in the exact spot where a big, sharp rock could hit my sternum just right.
Ohhh, that hurt.

Seems gravel roads don't like us much.

And I just thought I'd throw this out there, but apparently, when I was a kid, our house caught fire. My room was apparently also on fire, yet somehow, I managed to sleep through the whole thing. Somehow, that doesn't really surprise me.

Playing with knives is fun.

tl;dr: I am aware.

Yes the battery acid made me shudder.. still is.

I forgot some.

I once slid across a bare wood floor in my house (imagine Jack Black's powerslide for this one). Apparently it was worn, however, as I felt a rather sharp pain and realized that my knee'd literally been impaled. I piece of board about six to seven inches long and probably a quarter inch thick went in the top of my knee, traveled under my knee cap, and came out the bottom of my knee. Then at the hospital they were busy debating whether to pull it out this way, pull it out that way, or snap it in half while still in me and pull it both ways.

Then while mowing the lawn once, or more accurately, filling the lawn mower with gas, I pulled the gas tube thing out of the mower and it snapped back and fired gasoline into my right eye.

And even before that, the same eye'd had glow stick fliud shot into it once. I tried to crack a frozen glow stick once, and it literally cracked, and the fluid sprayed directly into my eye.
Turns out two things glow stick fluid contains are hydrogen peroxide and glass shards.

Wow some of that sounds really painful Sirius.

Well I might as well put some more of mine up lets see...

I tried to jump over an electric fence but my friend (I use the term lightly on this occasion) thought it would be funny to trip me at the last second, nothing like a barbed electrified fence and you speeding towards to really make you think OHHHH s**t.

I climbed a rotting tree and paid no attention to its creaking and shuddering, was half way up when TIMBER.

At a camp kind of thing when I was a at school where you did various outdoor activities we snuck out one night to go on the DEATHSWING, a big tree swing thing where you climber up got on the platform got on and then went, and you would swing extremely quickly and get a great view of the lake opposite.., well needless to say there was safety restraint equipment to keep us on the rope and me and my friend Daniel thought lets do it at the same time(forbidden by the rules).. can you feel the excitement..
Anyway we didn't really know how the safety harness worked but we thought we had done it right.. we hadn't, and so we swung down, incredibly fast and then it happened, Dan was fine apart from he ended upside dow but he was still attached.. I on the other had was launched in the air over the lake at a tremendous speed, part of me felt WOOOW this is incredible, the other felt I AM GOING TO DIE, I ended up flying quite far out before hitting the water like a stone and skimming across the surface partly before SINKING, luckily my friends swam out and pulled me back in... I was fine apart from being nearly unconscious, nearly drowning and being severely bruised where I had hit the water.
We told the instructors I had fell out of the top of the bunk bed, they didn't believe me but had no proof otherwise so it was all good.. apart from I had to go to the hospital to get it checked out.. not pleasant.

Finally I was at my friends who keeps a lot of animals and decided to go and have a look at some of them anyway I was sitting down and decided to go and look at some of his reptiles and I was wandering around and sat down in a seat in the vicinity when suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my leg, so I withdrew my leg quickly and looked under the seat coming face to face, with a coral snake.
Oh yes I had just been bitten by an extremely poisonous coral snake, though that didn't register immediately, that event really had the OH s**t moment, luckily though after rushing to hospital and all that I found out I was worrying over nothing as it had been a dry bite and the nice thing had not injected venom into me... I am still extremely grateful for that.