Naruto: N-no I c-couldn't, I just do-don't have the c-c-c-confidence...! *wails*
crying Sasuke: I like to paint my nails, and sing that happy song from the chip advert when no-one is looking.
Sakura: Ino...LET'S GET MARRIED.
Kakashi: Oh hey guys, why are you so late? I've been waiting for two hours now.
Gai: I...I don't like green. I hate green. I'm tired. Lee, gemme a cup of tea.
TenTen: Kyaa! A papercut! I'm dying! DYING!
Neji: Come Lee, ride on my back.
Lee: But I don't want to train! I'm fed up of seeing Sakura's big forehead!
Shikamaru: Why would I stare at the clouds? I could be doing something much more fun, like exercisiiiiiiiiiiing ~ !
Chouji: I can't eat anymore. Did you see how much I ate? An ENTIRE salad! I'll get fat!
Ino: Don't worry about it Sakura. A few pounds here and there is nothing. You have a lovely forehead. I feel insecure about myself too, all the time really; I recommend some nice Chamomile tea to help calm you down -
Hinata: Would you shut UP already Ino! You're giving me a soddin' headache!
Kiba: Y'know what? Akamaru smells.
Shino: And then she was like 'd'ya wanna get rid of those bug things already?' and I was like 'omg totally if that's what makes you happy'.
Gaara: I like hugs. And pillows. And kittens.
AkatsukiPein: Everyone's got it totally wrong! I'm 'Pane', the friendly double-glazing salesman.
Konan: Origami's for LOOOOSERS, yeah!
Itachi: Sasuke, pass me that nail vanish would you?
Kisame: Man, I LOVE dolphins. Gotta love the dolphins.
Deidara: I AM YOUR FATHER INO.
Tobi: I am not an evil powerful ninja hiding behind a swirly orange mask! Who told you that?
Hidan: Swearing is naughty. Potty mouth.
Kakuzu: Money can't buy love, hoho...
Sasori: I'm scared of string. And worms.
Zetsu: Guys, someone water me. I need to photosynthesize already!
...yeah 8D