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 Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:46 am
Feel free to skip this first rant to get to the fun story.
So, last night I decided to go sleep over my friend's dorm and drink delicious beverage (Vodka + Jolt energy drinks). We played kings, then two other games. I had a LOT more to drink than I usually do, mostly because me and the other two Irish kids were having a friendly, stereotypical drinking contest. It was a blast, until it got near the end.
I threw up twice. Surprisingly, it didn't taste bad and it wasn't all that unenjoyable. I really had no problem with the fact that I was throwing up into my friend's garbage can. But, my one friend Adam was worried about me and escorted me to the bathroom even though
1. I didn't need an escort
2. I was done throwing up
3. He was drunk too.
4. It was his first time drunk.
So, Adam has a history in our friend group because he's dating the flowerchild/innocent girl of our friends. His history is that within three days of "dating" her, he had already cheated on her. He had her pick him up from this girl's dorm where he had oral with the girl (not the flowerchild).
Another part of his history is that RIGHT before he started dating flowerchild, he started to lead me on a little bit.
He's "straight" but told me that I'd be the only person he would seriously consider doing "gay stuff" with.
And I sort of thought he was cute, but I never was super into him.
BUT while we were in the men's bathroom we spent an emotional half-hour to an hour having a deep conversation about our relationship and his status in our friendgroup. He discussed how he felt betrayed by all of us, and I lamented about how badly I wanted to be with him at the time - and that I was the only person defending him at the time, as well as being the person who he s**t on the most for "betraying his trust."
It ended up with him saying that he "could never be with a man." Both of us cried like pussies for awhile and declared that we would be BFFs forever.
FUN STORY PART!
I went to bed, and immediately fell asleep. Around 6:30am I apparently started screaming at my friend about "military plans." My friends told me that I sounded really pissed off, and kept saying that my friend Stef [That's how she likes it spelt. Stfu] "wasn't taking me seriously." So after yelling at her for 5 minutes I got out of bed and walked to the door -
everyone assumed I got up to use the bathroom.
Well, here's what REALLY was happening. I was sleepwalking.
So, I opened the door into the dorm's hallway. Then I opened a door to get into the main part of that floor. Then opened ANOTHER door to get to the stairwell, and walked down two flights of stairs to the ground floor. I then opened the door to get out of the stairwell, and opened another door to get into a hallway. Then, I opened the door of a random person's room and walked inside. [It was the room two floors directly under Stef's dorm]
After getting inside this random person's dorm, I laid down in their bed.
SO, WHILE SLEEPWALKING I OPENED SIX DOORS AND WALKED DOWN TWO FLIGHTS OF STEPS. I ALSO KNEW WHERE THE BED WAS EVEN THOUGH I HAD NEVER BEEN IN THE ROOM BEFORE.
I laid in this person's bed for ten minutes, while their roommate innocently slept in the bed on the other side of the room with NO idea a stranger had taken his roommate's place.
Then the roommate returns to find me sleeping in his bed.
So, I'm peacefully sleeping and all of a sudden I hear a lot of loud noises and confusion from two male voices I didn't recognize. I assumed it was the boys in the room next to Stef's but then realized they were coming from the room I was in. I shoot up in bed to see three people I've never seen before staring straight at me frantically asking each other "Who is this kid?" "How did he get in here?" "Do you know him?" "What's he doing here?" "Why's he in my bed?" "Is this a practical joke?" "Where did he come from?"
I get out from under the sheets and explain to them that I have NO idea why I'm in their room. I explain that I was sleeping over at Stef's dorm and that I must have sleptwalked into their room. I don't understand why, or how, but it is the only logical explanation.
They're stunned, I go back upstairs.
I return to Stef's room and tell her about what happened. We go back downstairs so they can tell Stef that I legit was in their bed and I wasn't making it up.
Stef's laughing the entire time, the two boys who lived in the room were stunned and had blank, scared faces. They seriously ask Stef if I have a drinking problem. I roll my eyes, we explain that it was sleepwalking.
I can not believe I did all of that while sleepwalking.
Have I mentioned that I've never sleptwalked before in my life?
Or slepttalked?
My mind is ******** blown.
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:13 pm
He he he that was amusing to read. I would be so scared if I randomly found some person in my bed and they just calmly left. xd xd xd
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:00 am
THATS A CUTE STORY GRAPHIE! Way to be a creeper and just climb into some random guys bed without permission. Was he at least hott? Why werent you all ";D Hey bby lets do the bumpbump" ? D:
I sleepwalk sometimes, but only when I sleep on the floor. And I ALWAYS walk to a wall and then I feel like I'm lost and try to find my way out of the wall, by continuing to walk into the wall. Its very confusing.
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:02 pm
That... is awesome. o_o
^_^( )
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:29 am
I wish I had a sleepwalking dream ... the only one I know is of my cousin. She sleepwalks all the time and one time she almost hurt herself. Now we lock her doors ...
anyway I was sleeping over and I saw her get up, go downstairs in the dark, I try to wake her up and she screams her head off. Holy s**t ... (and she's still sleepwalking)
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