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A redneck is sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business, when all of a sudden a large asian man leans over and knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor. The asian says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The redneck is mad, but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again peacefully. All of a sudden, the asian hits him down again and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." The redneck has had enough of this. He gets up, brushes himself off and leaves quietly. The redneck is gone for an hour or so before he returns. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the asian and bangs him off his stool, knocking him out cold. The redneck looks at the bartender and says, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from K-Mart."