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 Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:11 pm
Once upon a time there was a cat named Fred.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:34 pm
When he was born, an overzealous young lady dubbed him Lord Frederick Henry Vohn Shrieder, esquire, but such a grand name didn't fit his current occupation of sunbathing in the baker's back window.
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:14 pm
However, the cat didn't like this lordly name so he planned his revenge against the lady.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:04 pm
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After much devious planning, Fred took his troubles to his brother Joe who claimed to know a guy who knows a guy who has a cousin...
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:14 pm
This particularly convenient cousin happened to know a guy who could change names, get you a great job for a family, hire a hit, or whatever strikes a client's fancy.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:29 am
So he set out in search of this person.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:39 pm
On his journey to find the person, he came across a guinea pig named Richard who insisted on joining Fred in his quest.
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:41 pm
Fred refused, he certainly didn't want or need anyone joining him. At least not for the time being...
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:18 am
So he left Richard as he continued on his quest, but little did he know that Richard was actually a warlock.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:34 pm
So Richard followed Fred unnoticed until Fred was distracted by a shiny object that he chased furiously after for hours, leaving Richard in the dust and bringing Fred to a bridge...
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:11 pm
Where there was a troll that demanded Fred to answer three simple questions.
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:38 pm
"Shall we play at questions?" the troll asked.
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:34 pm
"I don't know, do I have any other choice or, choices for that matter?" He asked in a sarcastic sort of way.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:52 am
The troll laughed at him and asked the first of the three questions, "What is your name?"
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:22 am
He rolled his eyes and with a rather upset look on his face he replied: "Fred"
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