Before i say anything i want to say this is not intended 2 be any form of discrimination! It is purely for a laugh and is not intended 2 be taken the wrong way!
A Polish guy, an American, and an Italian man are all condemed to death by guillotine. The executioner asks the American which way he would like to face. "I want to go to heaven when I die, so face me up." He says. So they face him upward and lock him in place. They drop the blade, but to their surprise, it stops an inch from his neck. The crowd screams "God has spoken! Set him free!" So they do. They ask the Italian which way he would lke to face. "I came from the Earth, and I would like to go back into the Earth when I die." He says. So they face him downward and lock him in place. Once again, the blade stops an inch from his neck, and once again he is set free. They then ask the Polish guy which way he would like to face. "Are you crazy?" He yells, "I'm not getting in that thing 'till it's fixed!
Remember don't take this the wrong way!
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