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 Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:01 pm
PROOF
As you can see in this image, Chang has put me in charge of the R&D department. I also decided to put this thread here to piss Chang off and cause him to:
A) Move this thread to where it belongs
B) Delete it
C) Shoot me and ignore it (this one not being too good for me, but it gives me an excuse to shoot Sam)
My first invention was, as in my siggy, the tank segway. I have now moved onto something even more threatening. Ladies and gentlemen, the Land Shark.
Now I'll point out it's main features.
A) Obviously, I attached a fully working chainsaw to it's nose.
B) I replaced the fins on it's sides with rocket launchers.
C) It doesn't require water to survive.
This is just a model, but I'm sure Dok wouldn't mind operating on a sedated shark...
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:11 pm
so you're giving Dok an excuse to potentially kill one of us with a land shark after she does the operation... assuming it acyually survives said operation... stressed sweatdrop gonk
Any one else see a problem here?
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:19 pm
...I don't.....anyone else?
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:22 pm
yes. i see the problem. it is unable to explode one's mind using it's tail-fin.
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:24 pm
...I'm not sure what kind of device I would need for that...maybe something that emits high sound frequencies....
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:31 pm
*Shoots Hammi and ignores thread*
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:18 pm
thought so....*shoots sam*
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:26 pm
*pulls a Kim Jong Il and puts a nuke 17 miles under barton* Hey Hammi, press this button and no one will shoot you ever again. /end evil plan
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:44 am
*Look at the button* Ouch! *Run away*
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:45 pm
Hhhhmmm.....okay. *pushes button*
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:25 pm
*Thwards Duremite terrorist plan* Not under my watch, Duremite. stare Our secret police force is the only actual well-equipped part of our nation's defense force, along with our fast food industry and our fishing industry.
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:14 pm
Chang524 *Thwards Duremite terrorist plan* Not under my watch, Duremite. stare Our secret police force is the only actual well-equipped part of our nation's defense force, along with our fast food industry and our fishing industry.
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namine melfina Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:24 pm
*Points to Starbucks and Burger King near entrance* How do you think we've been paying for the light and water bill? Those guys have been helping out a lot with the rent. Oh, and Hammi? I'm afraid in order to make room for the Little Caeser's, we had to rent out your NCO's quarters. Looks like you'll be sleeping in the utility closet! mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:17 pm
Chang524 *Points to Starbucks and Burger King near entrance* How do you think we've been paying for the light and water bill? Those guys have been helping out a lot with the rent. Oh, and Hammi? I'm afraid in order to make room for the Little Caeser's, we had to rent out your NCO's quarters. Looks like you'll be sleeping in the utility closet! mrgreen
Itadikimasu~! *wolfs down food like a bear with a whole picnic basket*
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namine melfina Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:00 pm
Dang! Nobody told me that I could get fair trade coffee here! Somebody get me a Starbucks! scream
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