The show was just starting! It was the night after the (PPV name here), and the fans that were too poor or gay to buy the PPV were about to find out who won their matches, and watch crappy black-and-white pictures of each match!... But, instead of that usual crap, the show started out in a pitch-black arena.... The fans began to get restless once again, but the familiar heavenly voice began to soothe them once again!... Oh wait, you wouldn't know that unless ya bought the PPV!... Anyways.
"Ever since the beginning of time... People have searched for the meaning of life, and the answers to the many questions of life... One of them being, is there a greater being?... Humans have searched for this answer, leading onto beliefs and religions... But now the question is... Which is the True God?"
The fans now sat in silence, as they waited for the voice to continue.
"In order to show which God was true, followers and Zealots of each religion would do rituals and sacrifices to try to prove such..."
The voice seemed to stop now, leaving the fans in confusion... Suddenly, torches began to light up the stage. The lights came on, staying extremely dim... On the stage now was an Altar, with people standing on the stage with long torches... Shaped like baseball bats... On the Altar sat a replica of the ICW Undisputed Title. The worshipers around the Altar began to chant the usual gibberish they say during rituals and sacrifices... After a moment, a dark, sinister voice whispered through the arena.
"ICW is infected with a plague... A plague of false belief... The Gladiators of ICW have led you all to believe they are the ones you should praise and worship... But they're just fooling you all... Turning your eyes away from the true lord... The true Liberator of ICW... The one that was stricken down by the Gladiators... The ones that thought they had gotten rid of him... The ones that thought he was gone... But fear not, citizens... For he is NOT gone... For he only just making his decent back from the heavens..."
The worshipers placed their baseball bat-like torches against the Altar, setting it and the ICW Undisputed Title ablaze. Afterwards, an unfamiliar voice spoke to the audience once more.
"All of their lives now lie in my hands... And I will throw them into the flame... They will scream for to save them... To liberate them... But I shall only lean down towards them, and laugh... Then I shall whisper to them a single word... 'No'... For it is what will happen to them for trying to drag you all down with them...
Your God Has Spoken..."
The Altar continued to burn, as the fans stared on. The flames burned on, as the worshipers began to bow down to the Altar...
(The boring show will now continue after this commercial break. There's the real main event. Now you can go back to your porn. Aren't you glad we decided to save you some time by showing you the best part of the show NOW, instead of LATER?)
"Ever since the beginning of time... People have searched for the meaning of life, and the answers to the many questions of life... One of them being, is there a greater being?... Humans have searched for this answer, leading onto beliefs and religions... But now the question is... Which is the True God?"
The fans now sat in silence, as they waited for the voice to continue.
"In order to show which God was true, followers and Zealots of each religion would do rituals and sacrifices to try to prove such..."
The voice seemed to stop now, leaving the fans in confusion... Suddenly, torches began to light up the stage. The lights came on, staying extremely dim... On the stage now was an Altar, with people standing on the stage with long torches... Shaped like baseball bats... On the Altar sat a replica of the ICW Undisputed Title. The worshipers around the Altar began to chant the usual gibberish they say during rituals and sacrifices... After a moment, a dark, sinister voice whispered through the arena.
"ICW is infected with a plague... A plague of false belief... The Gladiators of ICW have led you all to believe they are the ones you should praise and worship... But they're just fooling you all... Turning your eyes away from the true lord... The true Liberator of ICW... The one that was stricken down by the Gladiators... The ones that thought they had gotten rid of him... The ones that thought he was gone... But fear not, citizens... For he is NOT gone... For he only just making his decent back from the heavens..."
The worshipers placed their baseball bat-like torches against the Altar, setting it and the ICW Undisputed Title ablaze. Afterwards, an unfamiliar voice spoke to the audience once more.
"All of their lives now lie in my hands... And I will throw them into the flame... They will scream for to save them... To liberate them... But I shall only lean down towards them, and laugh... Then I shall whisper to them a single word... 'No'... For it is what will happen to them for trying to drag you all down with them...
Your God Has Spoken..."
The Altar continued to burn, as the fans stared on. The flames burned on, as the worshipers began to bow down to the Altar...
(The boring show will now continue after this commercial break. There's the real main event. Now you can go back to your porn. Aren't you glad we decided to save you some time by showing you the best part of the show NOW, instead of LATER?)
