Ah, Pregnancy.
Isn't it beautiful?
The morning sickness, the moodswings, and the cravings.
And the babies.
ISN'T IT PERFECT FOR SOME CRACK?
Some s**t you need to know:
1. YES, THERE CAN BE MALE PREGNANCY. THIS ISN'T CRACK FOR NOTHING.
2. YES, THERE CAN BE LESBIAN PREGNANCY. BUT IF THERE ANY, I WANNA WATCH THE IMPREGNATION
3. NO, THERE CAN'T BE ANY STRAIGHT. OR YOU CAN DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, WITH SUM STRAIGHT.
4. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T DO THE IMPREGNATION HERE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOUR HORNY LITTLE WANKERS.
5. Yes, there can be magic impregnation. Why? It's crack.
6. THE BABIES CAN BE AS ******** UP AS YOU WANT THEM TO BE. GO NUTS, KIDDOS.
7. You can use vulgar language. Why? Because I do it too. So you can too.
8. However, don't make it too offensive, k? I don't want people whining about how some idiot offended them.
SRSLY, BE NICE KIDS.
OKAY, SO NOW YOU'RE ASKIN'...
"Pur, what do we do?"
Well, I'll tell you what we do.
YOU CAN....
1. EAT YOUR BABIES. ...Well, srsly, if you want to, go for it. I'LL WATCH THOUGH.
2. BE PREGNANT IN GENERAL. Which is hilarious.
3. HAVE A NICE FAMILY LIFE WITH YOUR KIDS.
What, what the hell am I talkin' about? This is US. These kids are ********. HAVE DELICIOUS DRAMATIC FUN. OBVIOUSLY, PREGNANCY OF ANY KIND IS INSTANT ANGST. HAVE FUN WITH THAT. HAVE FUN TORTURING YOUR OCS. THAT'S SOMETHING I LOVE TO DO, FOR SURE.
5. BABY SHOWERS!!!
6. Other ideas. IF YOU HAVE AN IDEA, MENTION IT IN A POST TOO.
FO'REALS.
And now for the part you been waiting for.
The Babies:
1. Angela Saisho Garcia - Devante and Ashita
2. Evelyn Evia Letslist - Vignati and Purinve.
3. Sekai -Konishi and Sho.
4. Steve - Tae. ;D
HAVE FUN GUYS.
Isn't it beautiful?
The morning sickness, the moodswings, and the cravings.
And the babies.
ISN'T IT PERFECT FOR SOME CRACK?
Some s**t you need to know:
1. YES, THERE CAN BE MALE PREGNANCY. THIS ISN'T CRACK FOR NOTHING.
2. YES, THERE CAN BE LESBIAN PREGNANCY. BUT IF THERE ANY, I WANNA WATCH THE IMPREGNATION
3. NO, THERE CAN'T BE ANY STRAIGHT. OR YOU CAN DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, WITH SUM STRAIGHT.
4. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T DO THE IMPREGNATION HERE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOUR HORNY LITTLE WANKERS.
5. Yes, there can be magic impregnation. Why? It's crack.
6. THE BABIES CAN BE AS ******** UP AS YOU WANT THEM TO BE. GO NUTS, KIDDOS.
7. You can use vulgar language. Why? Because I do it too. So you can too.
8. However, don't make it too offensive, k? I don't want people whining about how some idiot offended them.
SRSLY, BE NICE KIDS.
OKAY, SO NOW YOU'RE ASKIN'...
"Pur, what do we do?"
Well, I'll tell you what we do.
YOU CAN....
1. EAT YOUR BABIES. ...Well, srsly, if you want to, go for it. I'LL WATCH THOUGH.
2. BE PREGNANT IN GENERAL. Which is hilarious.
3. HAVE A NICE FAMILY LIFE WITH YOUR KIDS.
What, what the hell am I talkin' about? This is US. These kids are ********. HAVE DELICIOUS DRAMATIC FUN. OBVIOUSLY, PREGNANCY OF ANY KIND IS INSTANT ANGST. HAVE FUN WITH THAT. HAVE FUN TORTURING YOUR OCS. THAT'S SOMETHING I LOVE TO DO, FOR SURE.
5. BABY SHOWERS!!!
6. Other ideas. IF YOU HAVE AN IDEA, MENTION IT IN A POST TOO.
FO'REALS.
And now for the part you been waiting for.
The Babies:
1. Angela Saisho Garcia - Devante and Ashita
2. Evelyn Evia Letslist - Vignati and Purinve.
3. Sekai -Konishi and Sho.
4. Steve - Tae. ;D
HAVE FUN GUYS.
