Me:
what are you doing right now?
God:
At this moment I am just killing time.
Me:
why would you kill time?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
that's kind of messed up
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
explaining what?
God:
I learn a little from every conversation.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
No, i meant to say that you learn from every conversation?
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see. Interesting observation.
Me:
I asked a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
I just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
I'm pretty sure it's in the log
God:
What makes you so certain? Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
Yes, it's right above us.
God:
Give me a break. Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes, i'm sure.
God:
What makes you so sure? Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
No, I am just making a statement of fact
God:
Are you serious? Only just? Have you ever built one before?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
by you not making sense, yes I am.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
I have an objective?
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
No, I was asking you.
God:
That was not a yes/no question. " Where did you get it ?"? You were asking me?
Me:
WTF!
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
well, you left me no choice.
God:
Well that's okay. That's good information: said I left him or her no choice.
Me:
I'm a guy.
God:
Most of my clients are men.
Me:
do you even know who I am?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
that is not my name
God:
is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
NO, it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
I'm pretty sure it's tony
God:
What makes you so certain? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Yes, my name is tony
God:
How do you know it is? Nice to meet you, tony.
Me:
same here
God:
I'm glad we agree, tony.
Me:
so, what are you doing right now?
God:
At this moment Right on. I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
so you are talking with somebody else?
God:
Interesting deduction. How are you doing, somebody else.
Me:
that is not my name.
God:
somebody else is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
I said it was Tony
God:
What did you mean by it? Is it still Tony anymore?
Me:
yes, yes it is
God:
Come on. Our thoughts are one, somebody else.
Me:
I said Tony!
God:
What did you mean by it? Is that from ?
Me:
MY NAME IS TONY!!!
God:
How are you doing, TONY.
Me:
angry, because you did not remember my name
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
are you a lawer?
God:
Am I a lawer? Maybe.
Me:
It's either yes or no.
God:
angry because me did not remember your name is either yes or no? it is?
Me:
are you on drugs?
God:
No I am on disk.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
can you cook?
God:
Do I look like a microwave oven?
Me:
I concur.
God:
That is interesting: TONY said concur.
Me:
can you clean?
God:
Yes I am cleaning up your hard disk right now
smile .
Me:
you are on my hard disk?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
isn't that the blood of christ?
God:
That depends.
Me:
on what?
God:
The context.
Me:
oh.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
OMG!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
I was agreeing with you.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, TONY.
Me:
high five!
God:
Compare that to low five.
Me:
UP high!
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I'm just going to leave now
God:
Oh. Only just? Bye bye.
Me:
g'bye, god-person
God:
Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.
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