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 Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:35 pm
AKA the deviant wish game! It's simple you wish upon the thread and then someone else grants it but with a twist. Ex 2 Ex 1 I wish for one-million dollars! Wish granted but your get into a car accident and the victims sue you for one million dollars. I'll start: I wish to be smart in everything EDIT 4-26-09:
I forgot to mention whoever grants the pervious wish should make a wish themself. sweatdrop My bad keep it up.
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:16 pm
But then you get Alzheimer's and can never remember anything ever again.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:12 pm
Granted, but the air currents blow your eyeballs out. Now you're blind.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:05 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:10 pm
But your legs were sawed off in a tragic chainsaw accident... in Texas. rofl Needless to say, you can't run anymore.
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:10 am
What do you wish for Luna?
I wish for a clown car!
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:20 am
Granted but then you get carjacked by bunch of elves.
I wish I had remember to bring my lunch.. .
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:51 pm
You did! But then you forgot about the swarm of a million crows that was outside the door waiting for you.
I wish I knew how to dance.
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:27 pm
granted but then you break your legs while doing the tango.
I wish I had enough money for a super-Mac laptop
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:26 pm
Granted, alas just as you leave the store the box containing your mac falls from hands and is run over by some random dude driving a H2........
I wish I had peace of mind.
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:37 pm
granted but then you get heartburn.
I wish my dog was potty trained. stare
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:50 pm
Granted, but then he's in the bathroom all day for that mysterious bowel condition. o_o
I wish I didn't have to write essays.
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:11 pm
Granted but now you have to give a 45 minute speech on the dangers of aglets.
I wish I was in love.
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:33 pm
Granted, but you fall in love with the wrong person.
I wish I didn't fail so much at life.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:21 pm
Granted but now that you are full of win you've become a motivational speaker for out of work squirrels.
I wish I knew how to use magic.
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