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 Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:56 pm
This thread is where you attempt to take a joke, and kill it. Kill it in any way you see fit. The point is that the joke is understood, but not funny.
Example:
What was the reason a member of Gallus Domesticus traversed a surface of asphalt?
It desired to be present on the opposite piece of land adjacent to the surface of asphalt.
See? Now it's your turn.
Take a joke, and KILL IT!
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:58 pm
this seems more like a game then discussion so I'm going to move this to the game subforum for you all right?
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:59 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:59 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:00 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:54 pm
Which is better: a baby stapled to a hundred trees or a hundred babies stapled to one tree?
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:11 pm
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana you glad I didn't say orange?
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:30 pm
A Gravid Ovoid perched precariously, on a precipice, tumbled a great distance. Numerous Noblemen and Knights, in vain, attempted to amass a remedy to the inarticulate mass. Trying for someUniCreaturesNew creatures:  - 1 - - 2 - - 3 - - 4 - -5 - 6 - - 9 - -10
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:14 am
Antiockus Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken!
...The prize is 5k. Why not swing by and check it out?
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:25 am
0-0Roland Deschain0-0 Antiockus Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled Carbon bonded to the chicken!
...The prize is 5k. Why not swing by and check it out? That's a little better. xd Trying for someUniCreaturesNew creatures: - 1 - - 2 - - 3 - - 4 - -5 - 6 - - 9 - -10
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:34 am
Kusaragi 0-0Roland Deschain0-0 Antiockus Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled Carbon bonded to the chicken!
...The prize is 5k. Why not swing by and check it out? That's a little better. xd Trying for someUniCreaturesNew creatures: - 1 - - 2 - - 3 - - 4 - -5 - 6 - - 9 - -10
But... It's Stephen King's joke, not mine! xd
...The prize is 5k. Why not swing by and check it out?
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:26 pm
when chu, bu, and fu of the Chinese people went to America, they decided they would want to change their names into American names, since they did not want to think they decided that it is best to make it simple by adding a couple of letters to their names. So this is what happened
Chu --> Chuck
Bu ---> Buck
Fu ---> went back to China....
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:52 pm
xXNeverAndAlwaysXx Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say orange? How is that not funny? It made me laugh more than the original. Well done. mrgreen Ummm. Let's see... Dammit, I can't think of any... sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:40 pm
A man walks into a bar.
The door frame cracks.
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:59 pm
Well, there was a Jew, and then a Muslim, and then a Christian, and they all went to the park one Sunday morning. The Muslim said,
KILL IT WIT FYAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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