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The Wizarding World Captain
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 Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:58 am
 ... Your girlfriend kicked you out AGAIN?
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:21 am
*Yawns, his jaw cracking as he stretches and shifts the redhead tucked against him further against his chest. Eyes the room for a moment, finding it funny as hell that he can only remember appearing in the room and then freckled thighs and red nails.*
s**t...
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:27 am
*Eyes snap open, brown flooded with panic before settling into a nice, familiar flash of utter rage; wrenches away from him*
Oh for ******** sake.
*Rolls free of him, disgruntled momentarily at the bathrobe tucked around her*
He didn't want me to get cold.
He didn't want me to get cold.
I'll kill him myself this time. If he is a Horcrux, you'll live through a stabbing with a Basilisk fang.
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:29 am
*Watches her calmly, lazily, really*
I think I'll pass on the being stabbed bit, thanks.
You'll remember it all later. Chill.
Still feels good, right?
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:36 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:38 am
*Rolls his eyes and gets up, looking around for his jeans*
Then it won't ********' happen again. ********. The HELL are my pants?
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:01 am
I think we kicked them under the bed.
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:03 am
*Glowers, but bends to check under the bed*
I missed a ********' show last night. They're gonna ********' kill me.
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:10 am
And I missed an interview with a big band that would have shown up anyway because you never got to tell them it was me.
I'm more ******** than you are, Kid.
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:12 am
They would have shown up and then ********' left as soon as they saw you. All you do is ********' work right? So, shut the ******** up already. s**t. Just sacrifice Harry's balls and your middle kid's soul to them and you'll be fine.
*Yanks his jeans on quickly, finding one shoe as he does*
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:14 am
Oh, grow up, Kid. All that anger you have is misdirected. Blame him.
And then get rid of him.
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:16 am
You might be good at the "blaming it on him" thing, but I don't do that ******** s**t, alright. So, take your perky little a**, call your work and tell them to reschedule the ********' interview because I obviously went and ******** off all night like an idiot so you couldn't have done it anyway.
Look at the forums on our ********' site. Everyone's tired of Barbie being the only person talking. *Finds his other shoe and sits on the bed to put them on*
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:19 am
So how often does something happen that you don't bother blaming on him? *Getting dressed quickly* How often do you black out? How long has it gone on without you bothering to mention to Hermione that you're housing the Dark Lord's traveled Horcrux?
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:22 am
I don't know what you're talking about. We got drunk. Shut the ******** UP.
*Gets up, heading for the door*
You're ******** BATSHIT and I'm a ******** MORON.
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:27 am
Neither of us had a drop of alcohol and you KNOW IT. *Snarls, a sweep of her wand tripping him up before he can reach the door* That was possession. Temporary, partial, whatever, but it was still possession.
*Breathes quietly for a moment, assembling her wits* Look. I know I have no right to tell you what to do. I went along with it too. I know it feels better to just give in sometimes to shut him up, to please him; I know he can say some pretty good s**t that makes life so much easier, so much less lonely, so much more... *waves a hand* But it's a facade, Adolf. He is a ******** monster and the only thing he can give you is black outs and eventual time in Azkaban. Mad-Eye Moody would kill you if he knew.
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