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So today was one the most ridiculous days ever at school. No nothing gay happened if thats what your thinking from the subject >.>.

Anyways I walked around at school for a couple of hours when I noticed a slight breeze ever so gently caressing my thighs and crotch, so I look down to see what was going on (the wind molested me) and I notice that my zipper was ever so greatly down all the f-ing way. So that was annoying since God knows who saw my boxers :/

The day goes on to Anatomy class where I had to dissect a sheep heart and label everything with the appropriate label. Well I cut into that heart and some how the Formaldehyde that keeps it preserved did not drain so it exploded in a gory mess of decayed muscle tissue and formaldehyde that managed to stain my clothes and burn into my eyes ever so angrily.

Whatever... so for the final jeopardy of this story of retardation, I find myself in gym class wherein I partake in a furious game of four square (basketball isnt really an option since you have to be either a Gangbanger or a rap star in order to fugging play stare ). So I'm waiting in line when all of a sudden a dodge ball that had bounced of the side of the bleaches (they are only two inches away from the square) struck me in the side of the head. My head tilted to the side a bit but snapped back into place without a problem... but it didn't stop there. I got hit in the head four different times and now my face smells like rubber.

Whelp I had one hell of a day :/

Lol I almost walked out of the house with no pants on one day redface
Err yeah and the best part about it is my mom cooked chicken hearts today for dinner (its actually pretty tasty) and I was having Vietnam flash backs through out the whole meal. Lol well me too but today was the day the ball got its revenge. Oh and did it revenge all over my face (wow that sounds dirty.)

Err wow that would have been a sight to see.
Yeah I know :/.
I did > smile