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This "thread," as I have been informed it is called, is intended for questions directed towards myself, Severus Snape, Headmaster of Hogwarts. I will not tolerate chatter that is of non-relevant nature and will see to it that the offenders are removed from my thread.

Make certain your... inquires... contain at least vaguely intelligent content... if you can manage. stare Which I highly doubt a majority of you can.

Questions explicitly regarding my sexual habits will be ignored. As will questions regarding my undergarments. Which are not, I assure you, particularly fascinating. neutral

Banner manufactured by "Captain Nazzy." *Rolls eyes*

R o n:
I am repeatedly bombarded with the company of people of your mental caliber.

Precisely.

Auror Ron:
Attempt to be a man, Weasley. rolleyes Inform Granger than you cannot remain stiff when in the presence of her v****a.

Really, Weasley. Is there no room in that flaming head of yours for common sense?

Flannel Lovin Kitty:
I.. handle the upkeep of my hair myself. There is little need to seek out an overpaid 'professional' for the care of hair.

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart:

The stench released by the rotting corpse of children like you who ask too many questions.

Or, occasionally, the smell of cherries. -___-

Clay Livingstone;

The snake is most useful for its scales and various venoms, so that is, I suppose, my answer.

*Scowls and hits Reg over the head with the end of her ax* Be good for once. ><

*Looks at Sev* Hey, what do you do on your days off?