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Announcer: "hidden deep inside the Hollywood hills two men strive to bring you the truth of the wrestling ring, even when others don't want them to. it's the Slammy award winning, two-time Dirty award winning, Dirt Sheet!"

"thank you..... I'm John Morrison and I've been at every Wrestlemainia...."

Miz interrupts "oh you have not."

"have so. before you cut me off I was bout to say that I attended most of them through an outer body experience that can only be learned in the Palace of Wisdom."

Morrison begins to speak as the visual disappears.

"well that call certainly was..... interesting. next caller please?"

Caller #2, Mick Foley: "yea, this is Mick Foley. I haven't seen the underbelly of wrestling this exposed since my autobiographies came out, by the way you can buy both of them in both paperback and hardback. now on to Wrestlemainia 25..... in Jericho vs the Legends, I have to go with the Legends. I mean those guys have more experience combined than Jericho does in his whole body. and what has to be one of the highlights of all the male viewer's nights, for the 25 Diva Battle Royal I'm choosing Melina. she may of kicked me in the nuts and fired me, but she's the woman's champ and that has to give her an edge.... and a target on her back. for the Wrestlemainia specialty, the Money in the Bank, I'm going to go with MVP. he's young and hungry, and he wants that fat paycheck back. in what should be called the third main event of the night, I'm going with Undertaker to bury the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Micheals. a legendary streak always beats God. and as far as uniting the tag titles, I say you guys can do it. in the Hardy vs Hardy match I think Matt will be the victor, he's older and smarter than Jeff is. let's face it, Jeff is a bigger spot monkey than anyone, that's his downfall. for the IC title, I think Mysterio actually has a chance of repeating his RAW performance and toppling JBL. now where the World Heavyweight Title is at stake, I have to go with my co-holder of the hardcore title, Edge. and for the WWE title I'm giving the win to HHH. it's in his contract he gets lots of big wins you know."

Miz and Morrsion share looks of relief hearing a dial tone.

"well thanks for that neverending commentary Mick. and it's good to see all those concussions haven't made you completely stupid..... aside from signing with TNA."

"it's amazing how stimulating some of these callers can be. too bad none of them would be able to cover the door charge to get in to the Palace of Wisdom. next caller, are you there?"

Caller #4, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "this here is Stone Cold. I want to tell you something. those Legends are gonna teach that sumabitch Jericho his rightful place in the world, on the bottom. he's gonna get all kinds of cans of whoop a** opened up on him. as good as you guys may think you are... neither of you chumps are gonna unite the tag titles. that lil Mexican midget, Mysterio, he's gonna take that big, dumb, goofy, smiling like a jackass JBL's IC title. and for the big titles..... HHH will retain, if he doesn't tear his quad again.... and Show will sit on both Cena and Edge to take the WWE title. I'm a bit torn on who will win the Diva match.... I think Sunny may light up the ring or our current women's title holder Melina may prove her dominance. I think that feller that you call the Amazing Spot-Monkey will beat his brother Matt in the Hardy vs Hardy scandal. then in that Money in the Bank match I think Shelton Benjiman may finally get a win after.... how many of these things has that kid been in now? and I'm going to say that Undertaker will keep his legendary Wrestlemainia streak alive. and if you're down with that give a hell yeah!"

Miz and Morrsion start to laugh as Stone Cold hangs up.

"how bout we give you a who the hell cares? please, like we're gonna draw with those low-life Colons."

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