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Queen Ampersand
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:25 pm


This is where you introduce yourself first.

List how you found out about the guild, when you joined, why, and don't forget to demonstrate your randomness and talk about yourself.

I'm your Ownerpert, there are also Co-ownerperts, Crewstomps, and most of you are Memberkips.

Welcome.

I am Queen Ampersand, Ownerpert of the guild.
I'm 19 going on 20, in college for Journalism, and I have a boyfriend.
I have a lot of interests like anime, games, and obviously Gaia.
I'm pretty mellow when I don't feel random; I go with the flow.
But I get angry fairly easily, yet usually manage to internalize it.
I'm a vegetarian, I love tofu, but I eat mostly junk food.
I also love lots of music; anime/game/metal/rock, and so on.
I also love literacy. So use it as much as you can! =D

P.S. I look like this:
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:43 pm


Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson
Melody Ann Heart Hikari-Shinu Anson. Yep, the girl with the incredibly long name. bwah!
15, CA, anndd, currently 10th grade. White, Japan freak, and will murder you if you ship Lance with anyone other than me. D<
will edit laters.....


As we've noted, old intros are old. owo
My name is still that long a** s**t stated before, but I've also gone by Hikari, Squishy, Chibi, Mel, Melly, andandandand Mommy. o_o; IDK I just ran out of my usual nicks.
I'm into metal/rock, I won't murder you for having your own shippy, BUT I would love to see some MellyxLance shippy art please? heart I draw, write, take photos, play with video/picture editors [when available], and other such things. I'm 18, a Freshman in college, still white, studying Japanese for my Gen Ed's language requirement, and never ever edited my post later. o_o;
No. Not at all in the last three years. Mostly because I thought that I had/didn't remember, I guess.
I like art. <333 I'm a poet, and a lot of my first poems went against "society's love", though I didn't even really know it at the time; I just used love as it's been said. And to pay for all the s**t that was said about it in my freshman year, both the real love and the fake media-presented one, I'm now in an unrequited love, but eh. I still haven't reached the point where I would want to trade it, and I've loved him for ... Uhm.. Y'know what, to not scare him in the offchance that he reads it, I'm not even going to say. But I told him that I loved him a year ago and began talking to him [again] two and a half years ago.
;>_> AAAAAAAAAAAANYWAYS, MOVING ON.
Eto eto... I fail sing, I fail voiceact, I fail at anything that requires me having a strong voice. I can't stand being in a leadership position, because that requires responsibility and telling people what to do and being able to handle being blamed. However, despite how much I hate leadership, I often times find myself as the motivating "Yeah, let's do that!" factor in any group or situation. In fact, I'm the one who spent the last several hours of her online life banning inactive, old memberkips, and creating two new forums and doing a complete Spring Cleaning on the guild forum.

Wait, can I backtrack to where I said I was in college? I can? Great! I started Summer 08, three or four nights after GradNite. My friends in the Student Life Center are ******** awesome people that I'm glad to have met and consider worth all the s**t I went through in Elementary school and Junior high. That isn't to say that I didn't have or know awesome people BEFORE them.
My major for college is Creative Writing. Yes, I'm an English major, who works in the English Department as a TA [Though it's more of a gofer job, still pays min though]. This is probably why this post is so huge and I'm not even sure if it's halfway done yet as I write it. o__o;
My High school was the love of my life until I started going to my college, and though a JC, I CAN wait until I transfer, which is actually one more educational year. D:
And now... I shall talk about... Uhm... My jobs? o_O IDK. I work as a TA for two teachers in the English department, maybe three in the fall [wait, one's going on sabbactical leave by then I think. o-o;], a grader for my Senior Year English Teacher, and I randomly got a typing job waiting outside my college for my parents to pick me up while talking to Kira without looking at the screen at all. o_o; Yea. I know. I seem to be having all the luck with getting jobs lately. <333 Thank God though.
That last sentence was the first time in months that I've actually used that phrase. o_o; Okay, I think I should be scared for the part of me that's supposed to seek religion. *prods it with a stick* I think it's dead and rotting right now though............
I also have a few jobs online too. I'm a Co-Ownerpert in this guild, a mod in Austin's DTTPAY [for those who don't know, look 'em up], run my own RP thread [it's dead right now because SOMEONE ******** up everyone's story by changing their chara's history], and I'm a mod in some other guilds too that I don't visit because they're dead. :/

I use a laptop that runs out of battery an hour after it's taken away from two hours [or more] of charging, steal wifi, and meep at the vampire fairies that want to steal my blood when I sit outside after it gets dark. sweatdrop

My Interests summed up are: Writing, drawing, being lazy, sleeping, nom, reading, nature, UR MOM, and spending lonely nights curled up by Bob.

No, you do not want to know about Bob.
If you wish to, ask Otaku_Angie.
She's horrified by him.
And she's kinda hard to horrify. >_o

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Viktor Hertzmorder
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:45 pm



I am Viktor, a subordinate of Melody Hikari.
Also, count two votes for me on most new polls now. Depends on whether or not I check with this account.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:29 pm


I'm Fide...Pokema...Endg...You know what? ******** that. Call me Alex. Poke will also do for those who know me by that name.

I honestly don't see the point in reiterating what I've said once and then revised three years later. But whatever.

I figured out about the guild because I got invited God-knows-how-long-ago back when I was on another guild where people like Melody and others (I think I remember Stacey, Achika and a couple other people having been here once upon a time) were at the time. I made an introductory post and then a couple posts elsewhere, and then, to be frank, I forgot this place existed. It never occurred to me to check this place out. Well, until the time I came back and remembered that I'd actually missed quite a bit here ("missed" used in the sense that I was not here for them) and then posted some thread titled..."What, he's still alive?" or something like that. Then a little while after that Kira and Melody came up to me bitching about various affairs in the bar or this guild or whatever the hell else and I figured I'd take a look around and at least update my "profile"...What the hell would you call this? Oh, right, an "introductory post". Okay, then.

I joined three years ago, but in those three years I have posted about sixteen times. Yay.

Do I have to talk about myself? *sighs* Okay. I am incredibly intelligent and insightful when I try, but usually I settle for somewhat dumb and mediocre at best with much less effort involved. I hate arguing and usually I will just go along with whatever's going on, if I feel that arguing about it would not produce enough benefit to outweigh the annoyance arguing would serve to me. I don't argue with people whose opinions I don't respect. I don't feel the need to assert those things about myself about which nobody may be expected to care, just for attention. I have erratic sleeping habits, so posts made by me in this guild at times when quite a few people would be asleep, such as the wee hours of the morning, will not be uncommon. I am incredibly literate but only out of convenience, because it is easier to have only one kind of typed English in my arsenal, that of the literacy I'm a carrot which you might find in a book or magazine, as opposed to switching off between that and any number of other manners of typing words which may be less literate. I used to be a real hardcore Pokemon fan but now it's just meh. I've been looking for someone to take my Pokemon off my hands but nobody wants them. I am frequently in a bad mood. I hate it when people take things too seriously. I often leave conversations without warning because I lose interest in them abruptly. Long posts bore me. I really don't care all that much about the literacy of your posts, as long as I can understand what you're saying. I will not stroke your ego just so you feel that much less like you're worthless. Be warned that I often listen and give advice without caring at all your mother sucks cocks in hell about either what I'm hearing or what I'm offering for advice. I laugh at situations where one might consider laughing inappropriate, for no other reason than that it is funny to me. I don't expect you to read or care about this post, because there's a very good chance that I myself will neither read nor care about your post. I apologize if I come off as somewhat of an asshat, but truth be told, I really don't want to write this all down again and I feel that it's a waste because nobody's going to give a s**t because anybody who knows me already will continue to know me and the newbies aren't going to care too much, I bet, unless I become a regular and they get a whole lot of interest in me and let's be honest; that's not going to happen.

tl;dr

When I feel like it (which is not too often as of recent), I draw and write, mostly. If you care to check some of it out, my deviantART name is ~GranTurismo. I may end up posting some things here if I ever feel the desire to do so, and I may occasionally talk about future projects of mine, but I will under no circumstances nag you to pay them some attention, or even shamelessly self-promote. I'm not desperate, unfortunately. Sorry.

I live in my bedroom with a girl named Cassie who only I can see, apparently, and who has only been formally introduced to myself and...Miss? Mistress? "Mizz"? Madame? Princess? Lady? Queen? Something Ampersand...Nah, ******** that. Kira. Cassie is an OC of mine who I have chosen to perceive as an actual person for the sake of developing her, slowly but thoroughly, as a three-dimensional character. (What good this will do I have yet to figure out, but hey, at least the late nights building card houses are fun.) This post being about myself, I think that's all about her you'll want or care to know. She might show up occasionally in posts of mine, just because she finds herself so into what is being discussed that she needs to offer her two cents (though often she wouldn't know that I relayed the information to the post; if she knew I recorded what she said and what-not she probably wouldn't be inclined to say it). She's incredibly shy and is almost certainly an acquired taste, but she's a really sweet girl when she gets to know and trust you. XD Kira can vouch for that.

Samejima Mamimi is about the closest thing I have to a bishoujo, but Hazuki is standing outside her bedroom door with a baseball bat, waiting for her chance.

I play Team Fortress 2 online as "the ******** Moon Man". Look for the kamikaze Scout who charges Heavies with a bat even when they're looking right at him and firing their miniguns. I've also been known to be a fairly decent sniper, and by that I mean I'm so good that out of one in every three rooms I decide to enter and pick the Sniper class, I get kicked, with accusations that I use aim-bot programs. XP I'm too lazy to download aim-bots. Plus, my anti-virus subscription's about to expire. I'd rather not get something nasty from downloading one of those. My spray is of Mac Tonight (you know, from those ancient McDonalds commercials) playing his piano, with all the colors inverted and an armada of "K"s covering the pictures in grid formation. You'd have to see the Moon Man pages on YTMND to get it.

This all having been said, I look forward to posting once in a blue moon and lounging around here mostly after three in the morning.

Fidei Defensor
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Lady_snail

PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:44 am


I am Lady_snail of the mermaid tattoo and the nautilus backpack!!!!so suckl on that! rofl would it be redundant to get an aquatica tail and have a mermaid tatoo?
PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:28 pm


Lady_snail
I am Lady_snail of the mermaid tattoo and the nautilus backpack!!!!so suckl on that! rofl would it be redundant to get an aquatica tail and have a mermaid tatoo?

Welcome! We also have a pet peeves thread that you may want to post in! 8D
It's our mini FMyLife.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:49 pm


*stands up and introduces herself in turn*

Hiya ^_^! I'm Angie and I am an alcoholic.

*waits for everyone to say "Hi" back*

Okay... Maybe not the alcoholic part, but I am definately Angie 3nodding (I think... sweatdrop ).

Um... I'm an Aries and I love long walks on the beach, funny stories, and... Um... I guess my perfect match would be someone with similar tastes, but maybe not? Maybe an animal lover? But that's just begging for a "fur fan" joke isn't it? Hmm...

Oh! Why am I here? Simply put, I was threatened by your oh so loving mod that I would have Bob sicked on me if I didn't join... I didn't think that that would be too pleasant and really didn't feel like subjecting myself to the whims of an imaginary pervert, so I decided to join ^_^.

As for anything else you'd like to know, in an effort to save what battery life I have left on this computer, I'll have to direct you to my profile. Thank you for the invite Melody! NOW CALL YOUR BOB OFF, DAMMIT!!!

*leaps out window into awaiting hot air balloon piloted by purple, commando, tennis ball wielding penguins*

Fly my pretties! Defend me and my riches!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:23 am


As long as you're active [posting like, what, once every month or are here when we're posting s**t and remembering that this guild exists], you won't have Bob sic you.

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OhhShitniz

PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:33 pm


I am Kitty (ie, Everlasting insanity) , The newest member of this guild biggrin
I'm 14, and a freshman. Last year I got into an advanced musical theatre, and I'm trying out for a solo and a part in the "Phantom Of the Opera" play our group is hosting
I love music, and my favorite pasttimes include playing guitar, piano, singing, and sketching. (I'm doing twilight character portraits, so if you'd like one just ask.)
I've discovered who I am; and I realized how shallow I've been acting lately :/ I'm usually very mellow and curteous.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:08 pm


xXEverlasting_InsanityXx
I am Kitty (ie, Everlasting insanity) , The newest member of this guild biggrin
I'm 14, and a freshman. Last year I got into an advanced musical theatre, and I'm trying out for a solo and a part in the "Phantom Of the Opera" play our group is hosting
I love music, and my favorite pasttimes include playing guitar, piano, singing, and sketching. (I'm doing twilight character portraits, so if you'd like one just ask.)
I've discovered who I am; and I realized how shallow I've been acting lately :/ I'm usually very mellow and curteous.

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Welcome to the guild, and I love your artisticness already. XD

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Queen Ampersand
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:52 pm


8D Late, but better late than never.
WELCOME, NEW MEMBERKIPS!
PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:06 am


Hello! *waves*
Meh name ish Mandy buh chu can call meh Cupcake!
Mandy ish very easy going and more likely lazy,
buh Mandy still do stuffs! XD

Hmm, that much it! x3

Cupcake Passion


Viktor Hertzmorder
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:59 am


Cupcake Passion
Hello! *waves*
Meh name ish Mandy buh chu can call meh Cupcake!
Mandy ish very easy going and more likely lazy,
buh Mandy still do stuffs! XD

Hmm, that much it! x3

And Mandy likes donating and being a super awesome person!
And keeping my "Give Your Trash To Me" thread alive.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:54 pm


Welcome, Mandycakes! 8D

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Cupcake Passion

PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:45 pm


Awwwww x3
Hihi chu guys XP
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