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 Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:32 pm
It had to be done.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to Saluto's, looked at the menu, and said, "okay."
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:00 pm
mrgreen Yo momma is so ugly that not even an alien would probe her. mrgreen
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Raistlin Elmore Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:07 pm
Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants in the street, because the driveway's not big enough.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:19 pm
Yo Momma's so stupid when the judge said "Order!,Order in the court!" yo momma said "I'd like some fries and a drink."
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The Committee Staff Gaian
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:38 am
Yo momma's so fat the US ski team rents her for winter training.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:03 pm
Yo Momma's so stupid it takes her all day to make the first word from a can of alphabet soup.
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Raistlin Elmore Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:24 pm
Yo momma's so fat that when you go to a restaurant & the waiter hands her a menu she says yes that will be a good start. mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:56 am
ya mamma is so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat people called "taxi"
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blackaddersfork Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:55 pm
yo mama's glasses so thick that when she looks at a map, she can see the ppl waving back.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:57 pm
yo mama's so ugly, u look up ugly in a dictionary and there's her picture.
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blackaddersfork Vice Captain
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blackaddersfork Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:59 pm
yo mama's so hairy, when she sunbathes, the neighbors call animal control about the escaped gorilla.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:53 am
Yo mama's so ugly, even Naruto don't believe it.
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Kapatheona Mataharie Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:50 pm
Yo momma's so fat that the Chinese Buffet pays her not come in their restaurant.
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:37 pm
Yo momma is so ugly, even Tom won't be her friend on Myspace! mrgreen
But Facebook is better anyways..
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Raistlin Elmore Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:01 pm
Yo momma's so fat that when your family went to the beach everyone tried to push her back into the ocean.
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