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 Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:52 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:21 pm
The Easter Bunny, a smart Blond & a Brunette are walking down the street. Suddenly a spaceship crashes into them. Who dies from the crash?
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Raistlin Elmore Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:14 pm
Dunno.
So, a blond, a brunette, and a red-head were on the run from the cops. They came across a farm, so they hid behind different doors. The blond hid in a room with a bunch of bags of potatoes. The brunette was in with some cats, and the red-head was in with some cows. The police checked the red-head's room first.
Police: *knock knock* Anyone in there?
Red-Head: Mooooo
The police went away. They then checked the brunette's room.
Police: *knock knock* Anyone in there?
Brunette: Meow.
The police went away. They at last came to the blond's room
Police: *knock knock* Anyone in there?
Blond: PO-TA-TO
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:26 pm
Raistlin Elmore The Easter Bunny, a smart Blond & a Brunette are walking down the street. Suddenly a spaceship crashes into them. Who dies from the crash? The Brunette of course the other 2 don't really exist. mrgreen
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Raistlin Elmore Vice Captain
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The Committee Staff Gaian
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 4:54 pm
Q:A blonde throws a grenade at you what do you do?
A:You pull the cap and throw it back
XD
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:07 pm
The Night Elf King Q:A blonde throws a grenade at you what do you do? A:You pull the cap and throw it back XD Do you mean pull the pin & throw it back? What are you blond? rofl heart rofl
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Kapatheona Mataharie Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:48 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:10 pm
How did the blond break her legs raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree! rofl
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Raistlin Elmore Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:12 pm
Any other blond joke I know would not be PG-13. cry
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:13 pm
then plz dont tell them!
being a blonde i dissagree w/ those jokes, but they r extremely funny!
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:07 pm
I'm blond in real life and I love those jokes
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:15 pm
Crystal Void I'm blond in real life and I love those jokes me 2!
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:19 am
how do you drown a dumb blond? put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:28 am
A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:26 pm
I've heard them all but reading them again cracks me up. twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted
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