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 Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:38 pm
You know, like Chuck Norris can run so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head. mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:31 pm
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't cry.
Chuck Norris doesn't run as fast as a horse; a horse runs as fast as Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 1:09 pm
chuck norris one round housed kicked a guy so hard he went back in time and kicked amileia earnhart when she was flying over the alantic ocean
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:23 pm
chuck norris is so tough when he gets shot the bullet says "ow". twisted
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:25 pm
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:05 pm
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The pool gets Chuck Norris'd.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:11 pm
I don't really get all the Chuck Norris jokes, but I will try one anyway.
Chuck Norris is so tough that the only people who could beat him up are God & Bruce Lee.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:16 pm
Chuck Norris is so tough that my people have been unable to probe him to find out why he is so tough. confused mrgreen
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Raistlin Elmore Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:43 am
scientists have said that the blast of the big bang was about the same as 1 CNRHK (chuck norris round house kick)
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:58 am
If a Falcon Punch and one of Chuck Norris's kicks ever collided, a black hole would be created.
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Kapatheona Mataharie Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:46 pm
Chuck Norris Texas Ranger?
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:56 pm
When the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
... and me.
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Raistlin Elmore Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:59 pm
Chuck Norris never has to worry about monsters under his bed they are too scared to hide there.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:36 am
Chuck Norris is so strong, when Nappa asked about his power level, the scouter blew up in Vageta's face.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:01 am
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the periodic table... He only believe in the element of SURPRISE! 
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