I've got some great news! Today when I was walking, I discovered something amazing: I have 3 theriotypes I didn't know about!
The first is Wolf. Big and fluffy! I know this because I have the constant, burning desire to feast upon human flesh, just like a wolf! Awwoooo!
The second is a Gryphon: a PURPLE one! I know because I like to fly, but I also like men, so I like to fly while hitting on men! Awesome Possums!
The third, and most interesting of my new Theriotypes is something like a cross between a hippo, an otter, and a . His name is Bob, and I met him when I was doing an amazing meditation ritual involving these magic mushrooms I found.
What an amazing April 1st this was! Hope yours was as happy!
The first is Wolf. Big and fluffy! I know this because I have the constant, burning desire to feast upon human flesh, just like a wolf! Awwoooo!
The second is a Gryphon: a PURPLE one! I know because I like to fly, but I also like men, so I like to fly while hitting on men! Awesome Possums!
The third, and most interesting of my new Theriotypes is something like a cross between a hippo, an otter, and a . His name is Bob, and I met him when I was doing an amazing meditation ritual involving these magic mushrooms I found.
What an amazing April 1st this was! Hope yours was as happy!
