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 Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:50 pm
I'm an archive junky, we all know this. I love to go back and skim through old threads and laugh at our old jokes. The only problem is, it's more fun to share the awesomeness and laugh (or be awed) in groups than it is all by lonesome. So...I make this thread of awesome.
Thread of Awesome is a place to post old conversations, old posts, old character profiles, whatever.....but it must be awesome....or awesome-ish. Or just funny.
That being said, I will start posting in the thread of awesome, and all of you may post/comment/laugh/or be awed right along with me.
I shall begin.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:18 pm
Super Chic
so years ago back in Flippy's guild I was charged with the task of making a hangout for the girls of the guild. So, I made a women-only spa and salon called super chic. Men were not allowed. It was only a matter of time.
It started with Fussman walking in as an obvious man in a dress, but once he was chased out, we thought it was the end....it wasn't.
Arch: Arch walked into the Salon wearing a long skirt and a sweater. He walked in, dressed quite convincingly as a woman. He better look convincing, he had needed to on many occasions in the past (I don't think anyone wants to know). His sunglasses were gone, and in place was a cute little pink pair. (it's his sunglasses with a second-skin thing going.)
He walked in gracefully on high-heels, a purse at his side as he walked to the counter, and, in a suprisingly feminine-voice, ordered a orange-pineapple smoothie to be delivered to him as he also purchased time in the Mudbath.
ED: (O-o.....not again)
Arch: ((Sorry, I saw that there was one, and nearly jumped with evil excitement. And Arch's very good at acting the role of a female, so it should be good.))
ED: (Now I suppose you just have to wait for foolish girls to show up......hmm?)
Arch sad (Hrm....reads back a bit and realised there is noone outside of the mudbath room to randomly talk to...))
Arch goes to the changing room, putting his stuff in a locker as he changed into a 1-piece that he had custom made as to hide any parts that might be visible, specifically the ones females don't normally have. He quickly stuffed the cheast area, giving himself a once over as he walked into the mudbath. He knew there were a few girls in here allready, so he knew he had some fun waiting.
"Hey ladies!" He called out, his drawl completely gone. He quickly slipped into the pool, having earlier put on a fake-skin overcoat as to make it look as if he waxed.
ED sad I'm in the mudbath, aren't I..... and not only that, but in mudbath, as Suff.....heh, first run in with a villainess for you.)
Arch sad (oh, were you actually in costume? Huh...this'll be interesting.... And BTW, Arch is, for the most part, unrecognizable as himself. I mean, he's still relatively muscular, and still has the hawk-nose, but he's got enough make-up on to make himself look like a woman. He's had to be good at it in the past.))
BD sad (Im gonna have to go there some day and show you all the RIGHT way to sneak in is.))
.....skipping several pages ahead
BD:Blitz pulled up to the spa(in a normal car he rented untill the fishnapping was finished.) and entered the building. As he walked by the lady at the front desk he quickly flashed her a random card from his wallet, and hoped that she didnt notice.
ED: The lady checked it absently and shrugged it off. ---you are now free to roam Blitz.
Arch sad (Da hellions? He just walked in, not even bothering to hide the fact that he's a dude, and they just let him in? That's crap!))
BD sad (its one of the benefits of being a villainous manwhore.))
Blitz made it out of the enterance then stopped for a moment "There is no way that worked..." Then he quickly brushed the thought aside and continued on. Wow... this place is a lot nicer than the one at the HQ... Where to first though? massage, mudbath, or sauna... Yeah, I should definately get a massage while Im here. But I should probably go change first. He followed the signs to the locker rooms, but quickly realized that there was only gonna be one. Ah well, I should be able to talk myself out of any trouble I might get into in here. And he stepped in.
ED: ((The massages are given by gorgeous, strong men, BD....have fun))
Erica walked out of the shower holding her towel up in front. She took one look at Blitz walking in, and threw the bottle of shower gel at his head.
BD sad (Who said it was gonna be the normal guy. Im gonna try and convince the lady at the front desk.))
Blitz turned just in time to let out a quick "Oh s**t!" before the bottle hit him right between the eyes. "Oww! Why would you..," He opened his eyes to see Erica, behind a towel. "Ohh..." This won't be good
"There wasn't a guys locker room, so I went into the only one available." He picked up the bottle of gel and put it on one of the benches. "You know I wouldnt come in here if I knew you were here."
ED:"There's a reason that no guy's locker room exists...this is a women only establishment, Blitz. Even if some men have dressed as women to get in here (in reference to Fuss's lovely character)."
BD:"If this is a women only establishment, how did I get in here?" He asked, pulling off his shirt.
ED:"It's not like we post guards in front of the women's bathroom.....usually we just assume men have enough social sense, and common decency....and why are you STRIPPING?!"
BD: "Because I plan on checking out the sauna, and I can't go doing that all fully dressed. That would just be silly." He stuffed the shirt into his bag.
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Larrisa: Larrisa stopped beside Suff, and watched "Sybella" run. lol "Did you realize that she was a he?"
Arch:Arch quickly left the building, cursing as he remembered that he never got his smoothie.
He thought to himself as he stopped and looked down. Here he was, caked in mud, in the middle of the street, wearing a swimsuit. While he may not be a woman, let alone an attractive one, this prolly wasn't the best place to be.
ED: Erica stood up, and started getting dressed. "Thanks, and no I didn't realize that was a 'he'....however I'm not surprised, as it's happened before. So do we know said 'he'...or was that an introduction?"
Larrisa:"Well, it wasn't Scott - since he's right here...you can turn around now, Scott. Could he have been one of yours?"
Arch sad Ye, the drawhl would mhake it kahnda easeh...Though, ye both donna know 'im that whell...)
BD:Scott turned back around. "A villain? I doubt it. they lack the common dencency to wear a disguise. They just walk right in."
Larrisa:"He sure made one ugly woman though, didn't he? And those tacky pink sunglasses? Ugh! Wait a minute Sunglasses? In the mud bath? Don't we know someone who always wears sunglasses?"
Arch:
((An Angels gonna die.
An Angels gonna die.
High ho I'm royally ******** Angels gonna die!))
BD sad (Whats even funnier is, that their gonna kill you you, and all I got was a "what are you doing here"))
"Yeah, whatsisname, the angel guy.... Adam, was it?.. Or maybe Abe...Alex?"
......And they just kept on coming.
Xeen sad (Dude, I could SO have Xeen walk in here with a stuffed br and shirt, and no one would know it was him... He's so friggin femine it's kinda funny... erica's getting married to a transvestite.))
Flippy: Suddenly, a monster appeared.
Well, not really a monster, but a hairy spider showed up in the roof of the showers. Female characters are too afraid to kill it. Male characters in disguise can kill it but at the risk of revealing their true identity.
Dun, dun, dun, dun.
Kothar (T00L): *quietly busts open the side door hoping there is o alarm then walks in all silent like tryin to keep out of sight to possibly catch a glimps of somethin*
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:57 pm
What? You're a packrat? Since when??
I don't feel like finding it, but I remember I edited some female super-something to say something about thinking Lucidity was hot, and then (if I remember correctly) the others in the thread commented on it without the original poster knowing I had edited her post.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:03 pm
Yeah, it was kitty's post. You made her ask Suff if she had Lucid's number because he was the hotness, or something like that. It was hysterical.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:05 pm
Yeah...what ever happened to her anyways?
And hey...we had a baby, so I just made her reveal her true thoughts!
"Lucidity glanced from Arthur, to Kothar, then shook his head. "We REALLY need some females in here..." He said. "This is kinda depressing..." "
When Arthur was (attempting to) teaching Lucidity how to play cricket:
OOC: What the ******** is a wickett?
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:16 pm
Lol, Lucid had a baby with Kari, Kitty was the one that stamped her name on Blitz's butt. She's still around, but favors the discussion forums these days.
From the Future thread
Lucid: Lucidity listened to the conversation between the two. He watched them and leaned against a building as they engaged in intercourse.((heh heh, that means talking))
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:25 pm
Ehh...memories blend together after...you know...years.
I'm in my English class looking for things that I used to type back when I was like...15.
I love my laptop xd
Found it!
*Kitty laughed, peeling off her shirt and stuffing it in a locker. "well I should certainly hope so!" she retorted "Get my kicks were I can get them.". Kitty finished chaning and ran off to the mud baths. "Join me, and perhaps we can plan a little fun, whatta ya' say?"
"Oh" she added. "You know that guy lucidity right? He is SOOOO HOT! Could you get me his number?"
Suff dipped into the mud in the bath next to Kitty's. It was warm and dark, kind of like dipping herself in chocolate. "We can talk affiliations all we want, I assume.....I mean noone is not aware that I'm a villain." She slipped in up to her neck, relaxing. "So Lucidity eh?" Suff grinned. "I could do one better than his number....I could give you the key to his room."
*Kitty raised a brow. "really? Well, I might have to take you up on that. After all, what better way to say "nice to meet you" than with a little prank or two?"
"Pranks are good, yes pranks are very good." Suff laughed and leaned her head against the edge of the tub.
*Kitty sat back, taking in the calming colors of the spa. "So what shall it be?" she asked "Itching powder in the sheets? Cheese in the hamper? The lady pictures replaced by old men? Or, " she asked "Since he wants to be a girl so badly, should we replace all his clothing with girl's clothing?"
I forgot that it almost ended really badly for me! stressed
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:46 pm
rofl How could you forget that?
Anyway, here's an old favorite from the Long Nose
GE: Lucidity walked into the Long Nose. He was wearing a mask that he bought for a dollar. He didnt really plan on coming here, but he was passing by and decided to enter. He was wearing the mask along with a type of clothes from the 17th Century.
Ruby sad 17th century british? --and if so, does that mean the poofy shorts?)
BD sad he didnt plan on coming, yet he was dressed in clothes from the 17th century?)
Ruby: rofl
GE: ((He didnt plan on coming, but when he saw the place he got the clothes..and yes..poofy shorts...))
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:56 pm
Eulalia Danae rofl How could you forget that? Anyway, here's an old favorite from the Long Nose GE: Lucidity walked into the Long Nose. He was wearing a mask that he bought for a dollar. He didnt really plan on coming here, but he was passing by and decided to enter. He was wearing the mask along with a type of clothes from the 17th Century. Ruby sad 17th century british? --and if so, does that mean the poofy shorts?) BD sad he didnt plan on coming, yet he was dressed in clothes from the 17th century?) Ruby: rofl GE: ((He didnt plan on coming, but when he saw the place he got the clothes..and yes..poofy shorts...)) Wow...I was....not intelligent, huh?
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:00 pm
Hell, seriously one of my favorite threads ever. Quote: The Gatekeeper: Once a Noble Paladin the Gatekepper of Hell fell into evil and as punishment by his holy god he must now stand watch over the gates of Hell and can never leave them. There are nine levels, and each one has a very descriptive overlord and minions. It was an awesome set up. This was a very serious thread...once upon a time. >.>; BD:Scott stands at the enterance, looking up at the gate, contemplating weather or not his hockey stick would be enough to keep him safe from the demons within... T00L: *The gate Keeper stares at Scott for a moment* Do you seek entrance to hell? BD: "I'm not sure yet." He sat down and stared at the gate. T00L: Very well then.... *just stands perfectly still as a statue as he always does* BD: Hmm... I wonder if they'll remember me down there... Wow... That guy hasnt moved in the past 30 minutes... I wonder if I... Blitz grabbed the hockey stick by the blade, and slowly lifted it, and then poked the guard in the face. T00L: *With movements that Scott couldn't even fallow the gaurd draws his long broadsword and holds the blade against Scotts throat* BD: "So you do move..." T00L: Admitence to hell has been denied! BD:"That makes this What?... The third time Ive been kicked out of hell?" He put the stick in the ground and pushed himself back onto his feet. "You wouldn't happen the current record would you? And if I beat it, do I get my picture on the wall or sumthin?" T00L: No! Leave now or perish! *Hold his sword ready to strike down Scott if he doesn't listen* BD:"Allright, allright, Im goin. Just one more question... If you kill me right here, after denying my enterance to hell... Where do I go?" T00L: Most likely the Abyss or Pandimonium......NOW LEAVE! BD:"Oh... Bye then." He gave a wave, and headed off.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:01 pm
Garret Erikson Eulalia Danae rofl How could you forget that? Anyway, here's an old favorite from the Long Nose GE: Lucidity walked into the Long Nose. He was wearing a mask that he bought for a dollar. He didnt really plan on coming here, but he was passing by and decided to enter. He was wearing the mask along with a type of clothes from the 17th Century. Ruby sad 17th century british? --and if so, does that mean the poofy shorts?) BD sad he didnt plan on coming, yet he was dressed in clothes from the 17th century?) Ruby: rofl GE: ((He didnt plan on coming, but when he saw the place he got the clothes..and yes..poofy shorts...)) Wow...I was....not intelligent, huh? XD You were entertaining. I have worse posts, trust me.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:06 pm
We all have worse than that.....that's sad....
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:12 pm
Hell Again BD:Chris entered, dressed up like a guard. He walked to the gate, and stood on the opposite side of the guard. And he stood there, speechless and unmoving. Ruby:Ruby walked to the gates, toting a pamphlet and a camera. She smiled seeing the gate gaurdians....ran up and started taking pictures of them. She looked at the pamphlet again, Chris had given it to her a few days before. It had "Hell Land" written in big red words. It was the first Amusement park Ruby had gone to in Haven, and she was excited by the interesting concept, and realistic displays. T00L: *stares at Chris not knowing whether to be amused or insulted but just lets it slide* Do you two wish to enter hell Ruby:Ruby nodded, "Yes please, but I was wonderin if I could get a picture of you and me together 'fore I go in..." T00L razz icture? I guess that will be ok, very well then take your picture *takes his normal position more on habit than anytrhing else* Ruby:Ruby stood next to him and held out the camera in front. "Say cheese!" She smiled as the camera flashed. "Thank you thank you!" She hugged gate guardian, and waltzed into hell.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:13 pm
Garret Erikson We all have worse than that.....that's sad.... Not sad....hysterical. We all have some earth-shattering mindblowing awesome posts as well. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:48 pm
Well yeah, like my intercourse post xd
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