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Raistlin Elmore
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:47 pm


This is one of those stupid stories that you hear at work.

Two blonds go into a Lowes Store looking for a Dear John Battery.
Ba dum ba! mrgreen confused mrgreen
PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:08 pm


Let's just make this a one-liner.

So, a blind man walks into a bar.

Midnayuki
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Raistlin Elmore
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:23 pm


A Nun walks into a brothel.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:59 pm


INS (or ICE) knocks on Raistlin's door.

Rowan Damia
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Raistlin Elmore
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:27 pm


Rowan Damia
INS (or ICE) knocks on Raistlin's door.


I respond, "Do you need me to do your yard work?"
PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:59 am


A cat runs into a dog.

Midnayuki
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Kapatheona Mataharie
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:44 pm


A priest walks into a bar.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:00 pm


Raistlin Elmore
Rowan Damia
INS (or ICE) knocks on Raistlin's door.


I respond, "Do you need me to do your yard work?"


"or I can clean your house."

Raistlin Elmore
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Salty Bilge rat

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firewarrior_4

PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:04 pm


one time i found this frizbee
i didn't know why it was getting bigger
it just was getting bigger and bigger


and then it hit me
PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:45 pm


a priest walks into a whorehouse...

mangachic12


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:55 pm


... and he is attacked by terrorists!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:19 pm


You're in shape...
round is a shape!

CaptainSpaz00


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:27 pm


A priest walks into a gay bar
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:03 pm


Humans dare to enter NHg

Lord Velakar


Professor Tamarisk

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:46 pm


An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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