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State your name. John Doe (Room A-5)
Do you have any other aliases? Terry. Or Mikey. The nurses called me those.
State your age and date of birth. Doctors say I'm in my late teens. I guess so? I can't remember my birthday.
What exactly do you do, mutant? I make noises. Any noise I've heard, I can make. Also... I can go into people's heads...
And what did the doc say you have? Chronic regression. That I think I'm a kid again...
Anything particular rile you up? XBugsX
XSpidersX
XFireX
XThe DarkX
XLiarsX
XMy bodyX
XYellingX
XXXBeing aloneXXX
And what can we do to calm your a** down? OCandyO
OCartoonsO
OSingingO
ODrawingO
OGardeningO
ONice peopleO
OThe color blueO
OOOGizmoOOO
What were your living conditions before you came here? I can't remember!
I was out for a walk with my parents and our puppy,
and then I woke up and everyone was askin' me questions!
I don't remember anythin' else!
Anything else we should know about you? The doctors say... the big bang messed with my head.
That I suffer from chronic regression,
and the fact that I speak well and know big words is proof.
But I'm not so sure.
Maybe I'm actually a kid, and the big bang mutated my body?
Made me older?
And smarter?
They can't prove anything.
They don't know who I am.
I don't know who I am.
State your name. Shadowin, Toby, Dane. Does that work for ya? (Room A-6)
Do you have any other aliases? People just usually call me Toby, unless I allow them to call me Dane. What's it to you?
State your age and date of birth. I'm pretty sure on was born in May, on the twentyseventh. The blast kinda messed up my memory. And I think I'm seventeen. Not sure.
What exactly do you do, mutant? In case you haven't noticed, I'm part wolf now. Ears and tail, see? But I can also control fire. It's fun.
And what did the doc say you have? Let's see... I think his exact words were, "You have random irrational fits of rage. That, coupled with your ability to control fire leaves me only one thing to say: Get the h3ll outta my office."
Anything particular rile you up? Several different kinds of people, like stupid people or just plain out irritating people; chocolate; being completely surrounded by too many people; being alone; being waited on hand and foot; having nothing to do; not having anything electronic nearby. Any one of those things could set me off, so watch out or you might lose your eyebrows.
And what can we do to calm your a** down? Chinese food; animals; having someone to talk to; fire; music; boys; TV; computers. The only thing that can change my mood, whether from bad to good or sad to happy, is music. I always carry an MP3 player with me.
What were your living conditions before you came here? Um, well, as far as I can remember, I lived in a pretty clean house before the big bang. Never had to worry about getting sick because I was outside a lot, if that's what you're asking.
Anything else we should know about you? I wear glasses, if that counts. They're like those, oh, what do you call 'em, coke bottle glasses? But they're real thin, and the silver frames disappear against my face. I need them replaced every week or so, 'cause they melt kinda easily. That's probably the only thing that's relevant, but if you wanna know more, let me know.
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