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 Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:02 am
Good morn old chap! -_q I am The British Stereotype! It seems you chaps over the pond and beyond are rather mis-informed about our beloved kingdom, so let me set you straight. You will proceed in asking a question about any aspect of Brittan, and I will answer in the appropriate fashion. Good day, and happy inquiring! If this becomes popular I may consider turning this into a moving animation, what what! 
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:04 am
Good sir, I must inquire,
What is the standard British tea?
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:05 am
Why does Brittan suck so bad when it come to dealing with rebels? rofl
But seriously... umm... do you really drink tea over there as much as most people think?
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:16 am
auS-e-Dude Good sir, I must inquire, What is the standard British tea?
NintendOmega Why does Brittan suck so bad when it come to dealing with rebels? rofl But seriously... umm... do you really drink tea over there as much as most people think?
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:30 am
Dear British Gentleman,
I find this conversation rather intriguing. You have earned my interest good sir.
My question is, what is your opinion on the French?
Intrigued, interested, and awaiting a response,
Mephisto D
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:33 am
Mephisto D My question is, what is your opinion on the French?
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:45 am
Super Cheesio NintendOmega Why does Brittan suck so bad when it come to dealing with rebels? rofl But seriously... umm... do you really drink tea over there as much as most people think? Brittan 'sucks so bad when it comes to dealing with rebels' because we just can't stand the sight of chavs! It takes a lot of courage to look a chav straight in the eye and say 'NO'... And indeed, the average English gentleman will consume 50 cups of tea a day. So everyone from America, India, and South Africa are all chavs? xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:57 am
NintendOmega So everyone from America, India, and South Africa are all chavs? xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:22 am
Do you all have bad teeth?
What the hell does Poppycock, Hobnoker, and Bungaroo mean?
Do you wear bowler hats all the time?
Did you invent bowling?
Why do you guys have the best of the music industry?
Are you all xenophobics?
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:40 am
otawara Do you all have bad teeth? What the hell does Poppycock, Hobnoker, and Bungaroo mean? Do you wear bowler hats all the time? Did you invent bowling? Why do you guys have the best of the music industry? Are you all xenophobics?
My dear chap, Poppycock is a horrible disease caught by men. Symptoms include poppies growing on the penal area. Hobnoker refers to someone who likes to knock hobs, and Bungaroo is an animal much like the Kangaroo, except it is better adapted to our enviroment.
We do not wear bowler hats all the time. The truth of the matter is dear boy that top hats are all the range these days, although we do occasionally dabble in a bit of bowlerhattery.
Bowling? Why yes, we did. I do like a bit of bowling! Go on down to the greens every week I do. Yes.
Our music industry is successful due to the popularity of Tweeningtons Special Blend Tea. It is scientifically proven to enhance musical and singing skills, what what!
And yes, we are VERY xenophobic... Although I am one exception, for I can converse with you over the world wide spider web without a single worry.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:50 am
What, what? What's up with that?
Are you aware that English is a Germanic language?
How does one catch Poppycock?
According to the movie, "Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines", you fail at piloting. Are you for real?
According to Peter Pan, all boys who live alone are flaming homosexuals. Is this true?
According to Sherlock Holmes, Brittain is home to very ingenious people. I don't believe this.
Why do you people like Tennis so much?
I bet 90% of British population has Lung Cancer from pipes. Am I right?
If you are an all-mighty nation, why did you let yourself be b***h-slapped by the Pope until a few centuries ago?
What's up with the powdered wigs?
Do pounds really weigh a pound? Or grams?
Is Hogwarts real?
Why was production of two-floored buses stopped?
Why did you bastards hunt down the Elephant to near-extinction?
Why does America have to save your sorry asses in every war you get into?
Benny Hill's some funny s**t. So is Look around You. Do you guys have the best comedians as well?
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