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Yes, whatsoever is a single word, interesting no? Anyway, I was looking through my *chan folder, and ran into quite a few cosplay pictures. And one in particular I ran into and made me stop and give gaga eyes. Then I finally realized; I have no chance whatsoever to be with a chick like this;



I mean really, look at her! For one, she's Japanese, which is a huge plus (I love the Japanese chicks) Secondly, she's cosplaying MISTY. From POKEMON. Do you have any idea how awesome that is? I LOVE Pokemon, ESPECIALLY Misty. I even remember thinking when I was like 6 or so (around when Pokemon came to the US) "Goddamn if she was real I would tap that"

A chick just doesn't cosplay someone from Pokemon without them liking Pokemon, if they do then they would instantly be striked down by my evil god. (Unless they threw someone into a volcano recently of course) Even so, LOOK at that picture. I'm not one to care much about looks (Unless they're a total fat a**, I'm sorry but there's a limit to how fat people should be. Really there's fat and then there's 'MAN THE HARPOONS' fat.) But that woman is so damn good looking that you know what? Screw personality, I want some of that.

Okay now, look at her again... now look at me;



I'm a mess. I don't shower until I start to wreak, my hair is constantly messy, I forget to brush my teeth sometimes (I don't even take the medications that are meant to keep me alive sometimes) I have no sense of style whatsoever I often wear the same damn clothes for days (or weeks) See that hood up? I don't have it up for the pictures, oh heavens no, it's up often. I don't even take that damn jacket off, if it gets hot I just pull those sleeves up, and because it's always on it's almost a charcoal color, it's torn it multiple places and it's dirty as ********, I even sleep in it sometimes.

Not to mention how the dark is meant to keep my ugly from showing, I am seriously one ugly son of a b***h. Not just ugly, but ******** up. Hell, my fingers aren't supposed to be bent like this, my nose isn't supposed to be twisted to a side, and I'm pretty sure burn marks and scars aren't attractive.

Now, look at her again;



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I don't have enough money for good looking people surgery though! Dx

The funny thing is, I made the thread with the main idea being putting "What is love?" at the end.

No, no, I'm pretty ugly in person. The camera just raises my appearance by 40%.

In this city, there's more chance of me finding a woman than a man, hell I don't think there are any guys that swing that way in this little Christian City with a church every two ******** blocks. The ******** up thing is I'm not kidding. I can't even bring up abortions, gays getting married, or my evil god without people going all ape s**t at me. D:

yes because we all know a man cant love a man unless one is in a dress

perfect

Rofl, bombi you made me laugh my a** off.

Look at here, then me, her again, then me again! ... should I need to make a flip book? How many frames per second?

I was going to pull an Air and post a video responding to your "what is love."

I am dateless here as well bombi, I think i am decent but my actions scare people away. rofl.

That Bombi , What an Ugly b***h ninja

NAH, It's okay , I have a plan. go to an anime convection dress as a giant tokapii (how ever you spell it) and run around looking for your perfect misty xD

Get A full costume so they cant Your Body, And a voice changer, then take them in some room and lock them in take off your costume. :]