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 Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:58 pm
Ok, as a violist I know that these awful things exist...I even did a research paper on the prejudices of the viola. But as I read them...I found myself giggiling. As a violist I believe that we should learn to laugh at ourselves and take viola jokes as they come.
Anyway, I officially like them and look them up when I'm having a bad day.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:29 am
haha, i just looked some up. i can't find any nice ones though
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:42 pm
My personal favorite: What's the difference between a washing machine and a viola player?
VIBRATO
XDD
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:14 pm
What do you call a viola player?
A violator.
Yeah, for some reason, that one's always been funny to me.  questing! helpiez?!
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:53 pm
What's the difference between a viola and a chainsaw?
If you absolutely have to, you can use a chainsaw in a quartet.
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:05 am
achuuu What's the difference between a viola and a chainsaw? If you absolutely have to, you can use a chainsaw in a quartet.
XDDD i literally almost peed myself. I love it.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:13 pm
What's similar between a homocide and viola? Everyone is happy when the case is closed XD
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:20 am
This one's pretty bad @.@
Ok, so a violist is out late one night, and upon his return home, he finds his house burned to the ground. The police are there investigating, and he races up to one of them and asks, "What happened?"
The policeman replies, "I'm sorry sir, your house is completely destroyed. Everything you owned was burned beyond repair, your pets didn't make it out and your family is dead."
The violist asks, "Do you have any leads on who did it?"
The officer answers, "Well, we have good evidence that the conductor came and did this."
The violist says, "Oh wow! The conductor actually came to my house?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:09 am
Saeximm This one's pretty bad @.@ Ok, so a violist is out late one night, and upon his return home, he finds his house burned to the ground. The police are there investigating, and he races up to one of them and asks, "What happened?" The policeman replies, "I'm sorry sir, your house is completely destroyed. Everything you owned was burned beyond repair, your pets didn't make it out and your family is dead." The violist asks, "Do you have any leads on who did it?" The officer answers, "Well, we have good evidence that the conductor came and did this." The violist says, "Oh wow! The conductor actually came to my house?" that one is bad
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:41 am
it's funny, but sad. i read this one in a book:
if you're lost in the woods with a pink elephant and a good viola player, who do you ask for directions?
the pink elephant, because the good viola player is a figment of your imagination.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:37 pm
dreamergirl15 it's funny, but sad. i read this one in a book: if you're lost in the woods with a pink elephant and a good viola player, who do you ask for directions? the pink elephant, because the good viola player is a figment of your imagination. That's harsh XD
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:44 pm
yeah...but it would be sorta funny if it weren't about violists.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:42 pm
Okay, so all of the violin jokes I am about to share have all been turned into viola jokes, save the one with the dog.
1) What's the difference between a violin and a trampoline?
-You take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
2) What is the difference between a dog at the door and a violinist?
-The dog knows when to stop scratching.
3) How many violinists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- No one knows, but it only takes one to screw up an orchestra.
4) What's the difference between a violinist and roadkill?
- I tried to stop when I saw the squirrel.
The only viola joke that I've really heard was:
-Why don't violists ever want to play hide-and-seek?
-Because no one ever looks for them. sad
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:16 pm
@ Bert dono-- lollllll, those ones are new to me!! I died laughing at the last one [hide and seek]! XD
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:54 pm
I don't have any viola jokes but I have a kinda orchastra joke. My conducter that had to leave last year (7th grade) to go teach band and pit orchastra at the high school would say this when we would rush.
"____ are Rushins heading to Mt. Rushmore and stopping at Rapidcity."
Hehehe I like that joke. My new conducter doesn't have any good jokes but he teaches sign language at times and tells strange stories.
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