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What to do with the humans
Slaves
68%
 68%  [ 11 ]
farm them for parts
6%
 6%  [ 1 ]
Kill off the males and keep the women
25%
 25%  [ 4 ]
Eat them
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Total Votes : 16


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:25 am


Closed Phase #2 is open and in Underground.




In the back of the Cthulu's pit a group who are Darker than the bar sit and plot.

Leader I purpose the first thing we do is capture enough human Females to begin a halfbreed breeding program so to build an army of Halfbreed footmen loyal only to us.

The list;

#1: Loyal Halfbreed footmen( mine)

#2: Lie to large groups of humans (Donkey boy) HAHAHA!

#3: Get meat bags blitzed so they believe us and make it easier to complete #1&2(Raistlin Elmore)

#4:Midnayuki's list
1. create the enemy
2. be sure that this enemy is nothing like you you and emphasize all differences
3. reinforce these differences with disseminated information
4. have the media broadcast only our party's information
5. show the enemy in actions that seem strange or violent, portraying them as evil
6. eliminate all opposition; those who do not support all actions of the party are considered traitors
7. use nationalistic and religious symbols to define all actions
8. align all actions with the dominant deity
9. design propaganda to show that we have families and loved ones; we don't want to or like to kill
10. create fear and instability, and offer ourselves as the only solution to this
If we need to start a war, this is the best way to get all non-humans on our side.

#5 gain allies (Midnayuki)

#6 Build up and train cannon fodder(Gotham Blackmask )

#7 Rig Elections (Midnayuki)

#8 Electronic Warfare (Midnayuki)

#9 Start conquest in tin pot dictator country like North Korea (Midnayuki)

#10 Make Pacts with the powerful like dragons ( Donkey Boy)

#11 Medic and drug supply (Mexxes)

#12 Bio-weapons (Mexxes)

#13 Develop Middle man contacts and have Midnayuki bit them to insure loyalty ( Chess & me)

# 14 Have middle men hire Mercs and Smugglers (Chess)


more to be added as suggested.




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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:57 am


Leader the Drow is an idiot but he has a point. I believe the second point should be a PR program In which we convince the human public that they owe us for all the pain and suffering they cause us. Its a ploy any moron could see through but they are stupid in large groups and there politicos use this line on the human public all the time. There media use it with every sob story that they come across. As I said it works for them lets make it work for us.

The ratio For human group IQ is -2.5 points per every human in a group over the number of 5. So we should only talk to groups of more than 30+

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:45 pm


We need to get the crowd intoxicated. We must hurry the plans.
St. Patrick's day is next week, it would be the perfect time. Lots of drunks then. mrgreen
Alien calculation -1.5 per beer the person consumes while in a crowd or in the back of spaceship. (this is how I have alien/human baby)
PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:07 pm


Raistlin Elmore
We need to get the crowd intoxicated. We must hurry the plans.
St. Patrick's day is next week, it would be the perfect time. Lots of drunks then. mrgreen
Alien calculation -1.5 per beer the person consumes while in a crowd or in the back of spaceship. (this is how I have alien/human baby)

u GO gray boy.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:32 pm


Raistlin Elmore
We need to get the crowd intoxicated. We must hurry the plans.
St. Patrick's day is next week, it would be the perfect time. Lots of drunks then. mrgreen
Alien calculation -1.5 per beer the person consumes while in a crowd or in the back of spaceship. (this is how I have alien/human baby)


That is not how it happened, or I don't think that is how it happened. What did you do to me? sweatdrop twisted rofl redface crying gonk scream
PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:06 am


That's easy. He probed you! blaugh

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:19 pm


Why not just follow the ten easy steps to start a war as illustrated in "Anatomy of Your Enemy?"?
1. create the enemy
2. be sure that this enemy is nothing like you you and emphasize all differences
3. reinforce these differences with disseminated information
4. have the media broadcast only our party's information
5. show the enemy in actions that seem strange or violent, portraying them as evil
6. eliminate all opposition; those who do not support all actions of the party are considered traitors
7. use nationalistic and religious symbols to define all actions
8. align all actions with the dominant deity
9. design propaganda to show that we have families and loved ones; we don't want to or like to kill
10. create fear and instability, and offer ourselves as the only solution to this
If we need to start a war, this is the best way to get all non-humans on our side.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:25 pm


Midnayuki
Why not just follow the ten easy steps to start a war as illustrated in "Anatomy of Your Enemy?"?
1. create the enemy
2. be sure that this enemy is nothing like you you and emphasize all differences
3. reinforce these differences with disseminated information
4. have the media broadcast only our party's information
5. show the enemy in actions that seem strange or violent, portraying them as evil
6. eliminate all opposition; those who do not support all actions of the party are considered traitors
7. use nationalistic and religious symbols to define all actions
8. align all actions with the dominant deity
9. design propaganda to show that we have families and loved ones; we don't want to or like to kill
10. create fear and instability, and offer ourselves as the only solution to this
If we need to start a war, this is the best way to get all non-humans on our side.
Well thought out Midnayuki, U must have studied under Vlad the Impaler Father of your Kind. ( Buys U a pint of Dragon's blood)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:29 pm


Well Leader what do u think? Leader? Leader? What this isn't the Leader it's a stuffed Human panted Gray. When did he sneek out?
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:33 pm


He was never here. We were practicing You dum a**. Hahahaha call me a donkey boy will you!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:35 pm


Midnayuki
Why not just follow the ten easy steps to start a war as illustrated in "Anatomy of Your Enemy?"?
1. create the enemy
2. be sure that this enemy is nothing like you you and emphasize all differences
3. reinforce these differences with disseminated information
4. have the media broadcast only our party's information
5. show the enemy in actions that seem strange or violent, portraying them as evil
6. eliminate all opposition; those who do not support all actions of the party are considered traitors
7. use nationalistic and religious symbols to define all actions
8. align all actions with the dominant deity
9. design propaganda to show that we have families and loved ones; we don't want to or like to kill
10. create fear and instability, and offer ourselves as the only solution to this
If we need to start a war, this is the best way to get all non-humans on our side.
Yes like the current US President did. It worked for him.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:50 pm


"We need to build up our armies and start attacking and conquering small towns and lead up to huge cities." I nod, pacing around. Looking down at the floor, I tap my foot. "You think that's good? Right? Right!?" My eyes widen.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:38 pm


That is a good strategy, However, we need more willing allies first. That way, if the alliances are not known by the public, we can plan the attacks so it looks like everything is just an uprising. I vote we go for third world nations in Africa and the Mediteranian, and North Korea. We should get China as soon as we've got enough people trained to do it; they ship out so many things, if we stopped it, the world economy would fall. That should be our method for dictatorships. However, with democracies, we should rig all the elections so that our people are put in all the decision-making spots. I could bite enough people so that I would have a lot of servants. Someone with mind control could help, and if we get a cyborg, they could rid all the electronics to only register votes for our people. Just as effective, and with less complaining.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:15 am


Midnayuki
That is a good strategy, However, we need more willing allies first. That way, if the alliances are not known by the public, we can plan the attacks so it looks like everything is just an uprising. I vote we go for third world nations in Africa and the Mediteranian, and North Korea. We should get China as soon as we've got enough people trained to do it; they ship out so many things, if we stopped it, the world economy would fall. That should be our method for dictatorships. However, with democracies, we should rig all the elections so that our people are put in all the decision-making spots. I could bite enough people so that I would have a lot of servants. Someone with mind control could help, and if we get a cyborg, they could rid all the electronics to only register votes for our people. Just as effective, and with less complaining.
I'm on the cyber part also U brought Chess(ChenNutts) in and shahe (hermat) is also a Borg so that is that.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:24 am


Raistlin Elmore
We need to get the crowd intoxicated. We must hurry the plans.
St. Patrick's day is next week, it would be the perfect time. Lots of drunks then. mrgreen
Alien calculation -1.5 per beer the person consumes while in a crowd or in the back of spaceship. (this is how I have alien/human baby)
Missed out on this one. Got to drunk to remember what we were doing! hahahahah
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