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Uber Lucifer Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:43 pm
Read the contest sub-forums now manbearpiglety whores.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:48 pm
Uber has fangirls... and fanboys... who are like 30 years old. And all of them, gender regardless, are extremely annoying and they mob me, its aggrivating. You think it would be cool.... its not. Anyways, one of my good pals wrote this poem for me. Its hilarious.
My friend, here's a poem
About a man we all know
Most people call him Uber,
But Christians call him “Foe”.
He is known to be strange
He is suspected to be queer
But you know he's deranged
Just by him being near.
Here's some advice
That I'd suggest you follow
Open your whore-mouth
AND b***h, LEARN TO SWALLOW.
I'd lick his d**k,
Hell, I'd marry that b***h.
Even after 40-something kids...
We'll still be ********'.
But what's so great?
Why the ******** should you care?
If not for that d**k
Or his wonderful hair,
That b***h can piss diamonds
With a sparkle and flare.
He jizzes something better
Much more tasty than jewels.
Uber jizzes candy,
It brings forth the small children.
He helps me catch 'em
(And sometimes we'll ******** them.)
The man of all men,
The ******** of all women,
The father of all evils,
And the king of all sin.
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE
C'MON, UBER
******** TIME!
-I am a Panda
And there was no reason for me to post it here, just felt like i should put it as long as i'm breaking drakes rule.
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Uber Lucifer Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:04 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:08 am
You know, death..... if i had a hello kitty d***o..... ide polish it, and make it my prized possession. Then, ide get a TMNT d***o and trade it for a whale bone d***o and throw the whale bone d***o at you.
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Uber Lucifer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:00 am
hello kitty is enough to freake me out thank you O.e...
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:01 pm
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Uber Lucifer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:30 am
cute and cuddly -shivers- always alot of those
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:42 pm
Death, i shall put on a pink fluffy condom, then anally rape you in your sleep.
Now, once everyone has read this... post saying that you have.
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Uber Lucifer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:04 pm
read the history yea...
but y do it to me? drake usualy the one who gets shot at.
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:28 pm
I met you guys in towns. I was being a robot. But that was before you guys started the guild, because the next time I saw you I was invited and you didn't remember me as the robot.
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:39 am
I read it, I knew Kiba before I knew about this guild......I forgot how I found out about this guild......
Anyway, I read it, and knew the history from what you have said in past posts.
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:34 am
Awwww i remember the guilds early days biggrin biggrin biggrin
the Orgies.
Recruiting Party
Rape n00b parties.
I was recruited by RiP.
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:51 pm
i forget how i joined.
i just...did.
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:05 pm
Its ok, I'm glad you posted this. also- U forgot how Zigs made this guild all active. : P
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:34 pm
yes those were the good days
and zigs me uber and rip found you in the town above 5 barton
you were in black and white stripes razz
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