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NarutoHinataLover88 Captain
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 Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:58 pm
Dudes Listen to this song! It's funny
*Kage Snoring*
[Jack] Oh, my god. I've done it. Kage, come here I want you!
[Kage]What?! What?! God! I was sleeping dude! What are you talkin about?
[Jack] Oh, my god...
[Kage] What?
[Jack] I did it.
[Kage] What'd You Do?
[Jack] I've done it.. I ******** did it.
[Kage] What?
[Jack] The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling, dude. Oh, my god, inward singing!
[Kage] What?
[Jack] Check it out. It's an invention and it makes non-stop rocking possible. Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rockin you half the time, the other time they're... they're... they're... they're... breathing in but not any more baby! HAHAHA... not with inward singing. Check it out...
*Jack breathing*
[Singing] And then I start some lyrics and you
[Inward Singing] Can't believe I'm singing
[Singing] And I'm never ******** stopping and I'm
[Inward Singing] Always ******** singing
[Singing] Now you know that I will never
[Inward Singing] Stop the ******** singing
[Singing] I'm like a ******** one man band, I'm like a ******** one man
[Inward Singing] Band!
[Jack]And I can sing like that all ******** night...
[Kage] Wow... it wasn't really non-stop though. There was a slight...
[Jack]AHH shut up! It is non stop and theother thing is that when I'm ******** singing in it sounds even BETTER than when I'm singing out!
Shut up! ******** you! You ******** d**k! Always ney saying everything I create! You piece of s**t, you create something like inward singing! You ******** s**t you ******** sit in your tower...
*Kage Laughing*
[Jack]...and ******** nap... what's funny? You ******** b***h!
*Kage Continues To ********, ******** yeah, ********... cockass! [long pause] You're fired from the band.
[Kage] Umm, that won't be necessary, Jack.
[Jack] Why?
[Kage] Well, I'm quitting.
[Jack] What?
[Kage] I quit.
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:23 pm
HAHA!!!!
i loe that!
hey here are some lyrics to River Below- Billy Talent! i love this song!!
Rejected...since day one
My name is...b*****d son
I've been damned...so many times I've lost count!
Blue collar...working man
Devises...masterplan
Bi-polar...with a mental side arm
I'm sick and I'm twisted
I'm broken you can't fix it
Don't make me, cause I'll do it
Red button and we'll all go
Into the river below...I'm running from the inferno...
They'll think I'm insane but you'll all know my name!
Into the river below...I'm running from the inferno...
I'll take all the blame, the front page and the fame!
Contraption...made up of
Nuts and bolts...creates the
New monster...to burn your family tree down!
Tick-tocking...times up now
Split second...the world frowns
Lonely heart...never had nobody!
I'm sick and I'm twisted
I'm broken you can't fix it
Don't make me, cause I'll do it
Red button and we'll all go
Into the river below...I'm running from the inferno...
They'll think I'm insane but you'll all know my name!
Into the river below...I'm running from the inferno...
I'll take all the blame, the front page and the fame!
I'll take all the blame
The front page and the fame
Into the river below
Into the river below
Into the river below
Into the river below
Into the river below...I'm running from the inferno...
They'll think I'm insane but you'll all know my name!
Into the river below...I'm running from the inferno...
I'll take all the blame, the front page and the fame!
Yeah I'll take all the blame
The front page and the fame
But you'll all know my name
And you'll think I'm insane
But you'll all know my name
But you'll think I'm insane
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NarutoHinataLover88 Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:30 pm
He does a song called Red Flag.
Red Flag Lyrics
Artist(Band):Billy Talent
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain,
The red flag wavin' never meant the same,
the kids of tomorrow don't need today,
When they live in the sins of yesterday. (x2)
Well I've never seen us act like this,
our only hope is the minds of kids,
and they'll show us a thing or two.
Our only weapons are the guns of youth,
It's only time before they tighten the noose,
and then the hunt will be on for you.
We don't need them ...
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain,
the red flag wavin' never meant the same,
the kids of tomorrow don't need today,
when they live in the sins of yesterday. (x2)
Like a smallest bee packs a sting,
Like a pawn checkmates a king,
we'll attack at the crack of dawn.
Build a ladder if there's a wall,
don't be afraid to slip and fall,
speak for yourself or they'll speak for you.
We don't need them...
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain,
the red flag wavin never meant the same,
the kids of tomorrow don't need today,
when they live in the sins of yesterday. (x2)
Like a fire
don't need water,
like a jury
needs a liar,
like a riot
don't need order,
like a mad man
needs a martyr.
We don't need them.(x 8 )
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain,
the red flag wavin' never meant the same,
the kids of tomorrow don't need today,
when they live in the sins of yesterday. (x2)
Cast off the crutch that kills the pain
the red flag waving never meant the same
the kids of tomorrow don't need today
when they live in the sins of yesterday
(We don't need them, we don't need them) Cast off the crutch that kills the pain
(We don't need them, we don't need them) The Red Flag waving never meant the same
(We don't need them, we don't need them) The kids of tomorrow don't need today
(We don't need them, we don't need them) When they live in the sins of yesterday (x2)
We don't need them
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:38 pm
THE ******** SONG!!! YEAH!!!
Will: I'm ******** Matt Damon!
Amy (spoken, shocked): You're ******** Matt Damon?!
Amy (begins singing): Well i'm ******** Hannah Montana!
H.M.: She's ******** Hannah Montana! Backstage, at my concerts, ******** me on my parents' bed, after school, at my locker, in the car, I give her head!. I'm also ********' the Flava!
Flava Flav: Yeah boy!, she's ********' Flava Flava fool! You know what time it is because i'm ******** Juney too!
Juney (Juno): Yeah i know but, it's true, Flava Flav he ******** me too
Juney's boyfriend: And I swap with Calvin and he swaps with that dude!
Calvin, Lisa, Juney and Juney's BF: And we're all ******** Hellboy!
(*club music*) Hellboy: Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah! They're ********' Hellboy and I'm ********' the Hulk!
Hulk: When I get really mad, I start ******** Iron Man
Iron Man: The most uncomfortable screw, but i ******** the Princess too!
(*hip-hop*) Enchanted Princess: Ding-Dong!
Prince Edwin: Who's that ringing on my bell?
E.P.: The b***h who's ******** Iron Man, thats I-R-O-N M-A-N and I like his tin can!
Edwin: That's really great, cause i'm ******** Wolf!
Wolf: (howl) ********' Wolf?, Ain't that a pity cause I'm ********' those bitches from "Sex and the City", (howl)
Carrie Drag Queen: He ******** the sex and the city gals!
Carrie (thinkin): And so I wondered...Would Wolf really get jealous if he knew we were ******** that guy with the big utility belt?
(*guitar*) Batman: They're all ******** Batman, at Wayne manor, in the batcave, Butler Alfred is our love slave, riddle me this---Holy bathhouse I'm ******** AMY WINEHOUSE??!!
(*pop*) Amy Winehouse: He's ******** Amy Winehouse....On the down low,low,low and i'm ******** Jessica Simpson, cause thats how I roll,roll,roll.
Jessica Simpson: She's ******** Jessica Simpson! Oh yeeeah! And i think have might have ******** that hot assassin!
Hot Assassin (Fox from Wanted): Everyones ******** me and I ******** them back you see, and the Mexican too with the tragic hairdo!
(spoken) Anton: Call it...Heads!, I'm ******** J.T.
Justin Timberlake (J.T.): I'm ******** that male model cause he's so fine! And I like to get up in them Calvin Kliens!
Male Model: It's true, JT ******** me once again, but I'm also ******** Prince Caspian
Prince Caspian: I am handsome and I am cool. That's why this prince ******** the kids from high school.
(*for the remainder of the song, the beat is similar to High School Musical's "We're All in this Together"*)
HSM teens: He ******** all us kids in High School! Under the bleachers, in the showers, while we're changing for gym class!
Will (mocking Troy): I'm ********
Calvin (mocking Chad): I'm ******** Obama!
Lisa (mocking Gabriella): I'm ******** Indiana's a**
Indiana Jones: She's ******** Indiana and I'm ******** Hancock!
Hancock: He's ******** Hancock! and I'm ******** Beowulf!
Beowulf: You know you like it! And I'm ******** Kung fu Panda!
Panda: And I'm ******** Michael Jackson
M.J.: Hee-hee! Don't judge me I love my animals you see!
Psycho Chipmunks: Oh yeah, he's ******** the chipmunks! Sad to say, but it's true he ******** the chipmunks! ******** YOU!!!
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NarutoHinataLover88 Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:44 pm
Ahahhaha I just read it... AGAIN!!!! AHAHAHHAH
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:46 pm
ahahah
so many littl stars (*)
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NarutoHinataLover88 Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:47 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:59 pm
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NarutoHinataLover88 Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:46 pm
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:59 pm
Lol i love that some...
Ah! oh thats jst my sleeve.. *looks other way* AH! oh that just my other sleeve!! XD
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Cirque In Murderland Crew
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 3:32 am
Oh can you put the lyrics to
Tenacious D Kickapoo?
I love that one
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:56 pm
..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
A long a** ********' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But hey there was a black sheep,
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B.
And he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see ********' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam
And all the planets did align.
..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Oh the dragons balls were blazin'
As I stepped into his cave.
Then I sliced his ********' cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!
'Twas I who ******** the ******** lie sing ******** a loo!
And if you try to ******** with me,
Then I shall ******** you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a c***e in the party zone!
AHHHHHHH
..::Meat Loaf (Father)::..
You've disobeyed my orders son,
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us
Comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's the devil's work,
He wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
You better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't wanna hear you cry,
Don't wanna hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone...
I'm askin' for your guidance,
Wont ya come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre
Who will teach me how to rock.
My Father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a c**k.
Rock is not the devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am
Stuck here with my Dad...
..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::..
I hear you brave young Jables,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band!
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!
..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
So he bailed from ******** Kickapoo
With hunger in his heart.
And he journeyed far and wide
To find the secrets of his art.
But in the end he knew
That he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock!
Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock.
Raye-yayayayaye-ya ROCK!!
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NarutoHinataLover88 Captain
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Cirque In Murderland Crew
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 1:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:52 pm
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NarutoHinataLover88 Captain
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