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 Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:44 am
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in, if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!
( And last, but not least! )
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; then yell loudly ... very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:56 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:00 am
i did 1,6,and 5 when i worked there but i asked to put condoms on lay away
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:04 pm
Step 1: Put on Trench Coat
Step 2: Go to Walmart
Step 3: Walk up to clerk
Step 4: Reach hand into coat
Step 5: Sigh
Step 6: Pout and walk away saying "forgot to load it"
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:51 pm
[PWG] Moki Step 1: Put on Trench Coat Step 2: Go to Walmart Step 3: Walk up to clerk Step 4: Reach hand into coat Step 5: Sigh Step 6: Pout and walk away saying "forgot to load it" It's Moki!
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:06 am
Mortician 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in, if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!
( And last, but not least! )
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; then yell loudly ... very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" As an employee at Wal-Mart, I have successfully done #'s 4, 6, 9, 10, 11, and 13... or at least a variation of them when I am bored.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:53 pm
I always loved this idea:
Wear a ski mask and all black clothes with a black trenchcoat and just shop around, and when you go to pay reach into the coat slowly and if the guy says "what are you doing?" then just pull out a checkbook and say, "writing a check" then walk out when your done, I will so do this sum day
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:55 pm
Green Top Hat - GTH I always loved this idea: Wear a ski mask and all black clothes with a black trenchcoat and just shop around, and when you go to pay reach into the coat slowly and if the guy says "what are you doing?" then just pull out a checkbook and say, "writing a check" then walk out when your done, I will so do this sum day Did it today! Though I used my brothers check book, and when they asked for ID I used his ID. I told them that I had slimmed down quite a bit
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:17 pm
Yuke of XV Green Top Hat - GTH I always loved this idea: Wear a ski mask and all black clothes with a black trenchcoat and just shop around, and when you go to pay reach into the coat slowly and if the guy says "what are you doing?" then just pull out a checkbook and say, "writing a check" then walk out when your done, I will so do this sum day Did it today! Though I used my brothers check book, and when they asked for ID I used his ID. I told them that I had slimmed down quite a bit Great job, you beat me to it
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:36 pm
Green Top Hat - GTH Yuke of XV Green Top Hat - GTH I always loved this idea: Wear a ski mask and all black clothes with a black trenchcoat and just shop around, and when you go to pay reach into the coat slowly and if the guy says "what are you doing?" then just pull out a checkbook and say, "writing a check" then walk out when your done, I will so do this sum day Did it today! Though I used my brothers check book, and when they asked for ID I used his ID. I told them that I had slimmed down quite a bit Great job, you beat me to it
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:01 pm
Yuke of XV Green Top Hat - GTH Yuke of XV Green Top Hat - GTH I always loved this idea: Wear a ski mask and all black clothes with a black trenchcoat and just shop around, and when you go to pay reach into the coat slowly and if the guy says "what are you doing?" then just pull out a checkbook and say, "writing a check" then walk out when your done, I will so do this sum day Did it today! Though I used my brothers check book, and when they asked for ID I used his ID. I told them that I had slimmed down quite a bit Great job, you beat me to it Was anyone kinda freaked out
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