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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:19 pm


Purim on Tuesday!!!!! blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh

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biggrin Leytzan Katan Nechmad
Roked Im Kol Ehad!
Letzan Katan Sheli,
Ulai tirkod eeti!
Ulai, Ulai, Ulai tirkod eeti!
Ulai, Ulai, Ulai tirkod eeti! biggrin

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So, what's everyone doing for Purim? I will be dressing up as..... *drumroll*..
JEWISH GUY, awesome superhero extrordinaire.

I also will hopefully be getting some Hamentasschen. I LOVE HAMENTASCHEN!!!! OZNEI HAMAN!!!

mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen Go Purim! It's one of my favorite holidays!!!! Couldja tell? cool
PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:24 pm


Song Bump:

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Hag Purim!
Hag Purim!
Had gadol Layehudim!
Masecot, Ra-ashanim,
Shrim v'Rikudim!
Havanareeshah, Rash! Rash! Rash!
Havanareeshah, Rash! Rash! Rash!
Havanareeshah, Rash! Rash! Rash!
Kol Ba Rashanim!


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I have not done anything to 'V'Ya-afochu' and mix things up for the coming of Purim, unfortunately. But JEWISH GUY will make up for that.

Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:50 am


I'm just going as a chalk outline. I'll wear all black and paint my face and hands with black (not blackface, which is darkish brown, but actual black). Then I'll put some white tape around my "outline," and stand against walls and pose like a dead body, but upright, instead of lying down, because I do not do floor-lying. It's a lean year, finance-wise, and I can't spend a lot on a costume this year.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:07 am


What is Purim?

Captain Jakes


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:13 am


Purim is a festive celebration relating to the Story of Esther.

It involves traditional pastries, costumes and an ungodly amount of alcohol, (at least, that's how I was taught it)

In short, it's Jewish Marti Gras.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:16 am


LordNeuf
Purim is a festive celebration relating to the Story of Esther.

It involves traditional pastries, costumes and an ungodly amount of alcohol, (at least, that's how I was taught it)

In short, it's Jewish Marti Gras.
Awesome. Too bad I can't celebrate it. I'm not a Jew yet, I'm too young to purchase alcohol, and I can't hide a big celebration from my parents, who neither know nor need to know about my becoming a Jew.

Captain Jakes


kingpinsqeezels

PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:43 am


Woohoo! Gettin' crunk on Purim!

Don't worry Jakes, we'll not celebrate Purim together. I have no one to celebrate with which means no one to drink with...and who wants to drink alone?
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:56 am


kingpinsqeezels
Don't worry Jakes, we'll not celebrate Purim together. I have no one to celebrate with which means no one to drink with...and who wants to drink alone?
I could drink with my sister if I where persuasive enough to get alcohol out of her, but if she found out I was a wannabe Jew I'd never hear the end of the jokes.

What day is this? I could get a costume together, at least.

Captain Jakes


dancing-in-the-streets

PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:00 pm


You know, we talked all about it in class yesterday, but I still don't understand where the costume thing comes in.
Or, for that matter, the drunk part.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:11 pm


Am I allowed to...? emo
I'm Behatz lol

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:20 pm


GO PURIM!!!!!!! blaugh blaugh blaugh IT ROCKS!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:01 pm


THE REAL AND WIDELY BELIEVED TO BE HISTROICALLY ACCURATE PURIM STORY: For Captain Jakes, by Lumanny

Part 1: There once was a land called Persia. In persia there was a town called Shushan/ Susa. There was a king named Ahashverosh/Zirkces. He had a queen named Vashti. He made a whole big party to show her off, where he expected her to appear nude for everyone. It didn't fly with her; she refused and was banished.  

Lumanny the Space Jew

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:03 pm


Part 2: Meanwhile, the Jews had been exiled from Israel to Babylonia. There were many Jews in Persia, such as an orphan girl named Hadasa and her cousin Mordechai who was her guardian.  
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:05 pm


PART 3: The king sent out scouts to find beautiful girls to be his new queen. They would compete ina kind of pageant by seeing which girl he preferred after spending a night with each, the winner becoming the queen and the rest being other wives locked in towers with nothing to do but wait for maybe the occasional time the king wanted sex from them every few years.  

Lumanny the Space Jew

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:08 pm


PART 4: Hadasa was chosen for her beauty and called herself 'Esther' (from the Persian 'Hester,' to hide, ) in the pageant so no one would know she were Jewish.

Times had been tough on the Jews. In exile, they faced much antisemitism. Even some of th king's men were antisemites, such as his vain advisor Haman, who is believed to be descened from the Jew's biblical enemies the Amalekites, specifically the line of Agagites through Agag. This line is also believed to have sprouted the Nazis later, but I digress....
 
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