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Bunniroth

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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:53 am

With Ville's permission we can have vulgar and obscene jokes as well as the clean ones here, but please not do racist ones or religion-bashing ones.

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:44 am

Three vampires walk into a bar.
The first vampire says: "Bartender, give me a pint of blood!"
The bartender gives him a pint of blood.
The second vampire states: "Bartender, give ME a pint of blood!"
The bartender gives HIM a pint of blood."
The third vampire goes "Bartender, give me a cup of hot water!"
The bartender looks confused at him. "You are a vampire, right? So why the hot water?"
The vampire takes out a used tampon and replies "tea time! biggrin "

Bunniroth

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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:25 pm

-shivers- You worry me....

Can I post a couple of racist Aboriginal jokes?

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:46 pm

it doesn't really bother me, personally. I am almost every nationality and can laugh at any joke. like I said before... www.explosm.net is my home page and that site is extremely offensive. When I asked Ville if I should place any restrictions for the jokes he said "go for the limit... and I never feel there is a limit".

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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:00 pm

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH that was freakin hilarious!

Why don't the 2 tampons talk to anyone?

THEY ARE STUCK UP BITCHES!

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:42 am

LMAO

There once was a young vampire named Maybel
Who's periods were really quite stable.
And every full moon
she'd pick up a spoon
And drink herself under the table.

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Ville_The_Wizur

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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:59 am

that one was amazing!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:09 pm

thanks, I read it on www.bash.org once and memorized it. xd

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.

The first one says "I'm hungry, I'm going to go get food."
The second one says "We are new here and should wait for the rest of the group to show us the way."
The first bat replies "Nah, F that! I'm going!" and take off into the night. About twenty minutes later he returns COVERED in blood!
The second bat goes "oh my god! Where did you find so much blood!?"
The first bat goes "Well, see that big building over there?" He points toward the moon.
The second bat replies "yeah!"
The first bat sighs "Well I didn't!"

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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:48 am

knock knock
who is dea
d**k
d**k who?

o its my own d**k lol i hate how its so big lol

lol not really funny but just the thought and imagination lmao if you know what i mean

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