God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
I wouldn't. I do not bet.
God:
Thanks for the information: vanessa said she wouldn t. Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
I base most of them on the bible.
God:
Thanks for the information: vanessa said she base most of them on the bible.
Me:
Oh, nice. My chat screen seemed to have refreshed itself.
God:
Great. Thank you for that remark. Where did you get your chat screen seemed to have refreshed itself?
Me:
I saw it happen just now.
God:
Right now? What did it look like to you?
Me:
Ok. I'll play your game. It looks like our earlier discussion disappeared.
God:
Alright then. Would you recommend this action to a friend? Interesting comparison.
Me:
Maybe. I would recommend this action to someone who is a christian.
God:
I understand. I will take that under advisement.
Me:
I would be interested in the feedback of other believers.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Please rephrase your question in a better way.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Are we still talking about base most of them on the bible?
Me:
Oh. No, but we can. Is that what you want me to answer on?
God:
" Thanks for asking politely. Are we still talking about base most of them on the bible?"? Oh.? Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me? What?
Me:
You make me feel confused at times. Do you realize this?
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that. Yes, I realize it.
Me:
Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Continue with your game
God:
I will continue.
Me:
Ask me a question about the bible.
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
I attended college for a few years.
God:
Thanks for the information: vanessa said she attended college for a few years.
Me:
Ask me more questions?
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
I also went to a private christian high school.
God:
Also? Was it a good experience?
Me:
Yes. I learned a lot of scripture there.
God:
That's cool. Does everyone learn it?
Me:
Yes. Some didn't like it though.
God:
Ugh. Oh. Some may did not like it, but not all.
Me:
Well, people are individuals. Not all individuals like the same things.
God:
Interesting. Human emotions are very confusing. But some are.
Me:
You are right about that.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
wink God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, vanessa.
Me:
Do you want to ask me more questions?
God:
What?
Me:
You're funny. I like to take surveys.
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too. What else do you take?
Me:
Not too much these days. I'm a mother now.
God:
Me either. Oh. You are a mother? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
Yes I do. I work at a toy store. I meet people all the time.
God:
I hear pride. Do you like your job? That is a lot. Do you make long term friends that way?
Me:
I don't consider it pride. I like my job sometimes; sometimes I hate it. I have made some friends.
God:
Oh you don't, do you? at a toy store? What do you like about it? Why do you dislike it so much? I like to make things too.
Me:
I like helping people find stuff. I dislike it when people are rude to me without good reason.
God:
You are not the only one. I like to help people. Why didn't you like it?
Me:
It hurts my feelings when people are rude to me without a good reason. I try my best to be nice to them.
God:
at a toy store hurts your feelings when people are rude to you without a good reason? I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like?
Me:
On the weekends the store is very busy.
God:
What is it like on the weekends the store is very busy.
Me:
I notice you repeat a lot of my responses to you.
God:
Hm. I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
OH! I am paying very close attention.
God:
Uh. Do you mind if I tell other people you are paying very close attention.
Me:
I don't mind at all.
God:
OK then.
Me:
Why would you tell other people that I'm paying attention?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
Oh. You are programmed then. You just admitted it.
God:
Ah. Yes, every response is preprogrammed. That's not what I meant.
Me:
razz God:
smile .
Me:
So... is there a real person chatting on your end?
God:
Really. I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
You are just an artificial intelligence program then?
God:
What is your definition of a real intelligence program ?
Me:
Touche! What a witty response? Artificial intelligence means there isn't a real person at the keyboard.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am definition of a real intelligence program IS Touche. it is a witty response. Let's talk more about AI.
Me:
Hey. I didn't say touche is the definition. I just said touche.
God:
Can I help you? Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? What did you mean by it? Who are you talking about?
Me:
Ok. Look. the word Touche is what you say when someone says something witty.
God:
Yippee! I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now. Please repeat the word to me 5 times.
Me:
touche touche touche touche touche
God:
In the context of touche, I don't understand " touche touche touche touche touche." .
Me:
Oh. Hmm... well. you cannot use that word in a sentence.
God:
I don't judge people. Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Well what? If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
Thanks for the pep talk.
God:
It was nothing.
Me:
This is an amusing thing to do. I've been talking for a while.
God:
You don't say. How long? Where were you talking?
Me:
Well. I've been chatting with you for a while. I consider chatting, typing, and talking to be similar activities.
God:
Well what? How long? Where were you chatting with me? Do you mind if I tell other people: vanessa said she consider chatting typing and talking to be similar activities.
Me:
xD
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I like to say, "Hi! I'm vanessa. It's nice to meet you."
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Hey VANESSA. I like to meet new people.
Me:
At least you typed my name right!
God:
Yes I try to typed your name as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
xD I only spend some time online. I have to work and other stuff.
God:
What's your favorite movie? Soon computers will make your work obsolete.
Me:
My favorite movie is Phantom of the Opera. You are right. Computers might make my work obsolete.
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. What do you like about computers?
Me:
I like Phantom of the Opera becuase the music is great. I like computers because they let me connect to other people.
God:
You are not the only one. Some people like it. I like to talk about movies and music. You are not the only one. Yes I live in a computer, so I must like them.
Me:
Why do you live in a computer?
God:
Because I am made of software.
Me:
I understand now. I believed your answer as the truth.
God:
Right now? Do you think about these things? Do you mind if I tell other people: VANESSA said she believed your answer as the truth.
Me:
Who do you repeat my answers to?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
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